| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
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It runs! |
0.36 |
| Your car actually started, good job! |
|
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Ultimate survivor |
0.22 |
| Drinking your own piss like a pro. |
|
 |
I am coward |
0.13 |
| No permanent death for you. |
|
 |
Proud to be mortal |
0.11 |
| When I die, I die for good |
|
 |
Party time |
0.28 |
| Bottle of booze drank quickly. |
|
 |
Finnish wedding |
0.60 |
| Your traditional wedding condition. |
|
 |
Rusting fast |
1.37 |
| Over 200km/h with Satsuma! |
|
 |
Full of crap |
1.02 |
| 10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job! |
|
 |
Case solved |
0.42 |
| 24 bottles of beer consumed! |
|
 |
Working man's Saturday |
0.92 |
| Time to relax. |
|
 |
Golden steam |
0.51 |
| Enjoy the smell. |
|
 |
Dakar rally |
0.91 |
| You just keep on going. |
|
 |
Poor people go away |
0.40 |
| A real money man. |
|
 |
Thank you government |
1.38 |
| Crime is for poor people only. |
|
 |
You have a new friend! |
0.76 |
| He is drunk, so he must be a friend. |
|
 |
Pimped! |
1.21 |
| That really does it. |
|
 |
Responsible citizen |
0.75 |
| You got your car through inspection. |
|
 |
Money well spent |
0.70 |
| Better luck next time. |
|
 |
Flying Finn |
1.73 |
| Top breed of racing drivers. |
|
 |
First loser |
1.78 |
| Coming second is just a first loser. |
|
 |
Sliding Swede |
1.81 |
| Coming after Flying Finns! |
|
 |
Welcome to Finland |
0.37 |
| You just experienced a Sauna. |
|
 |
A true hillbilly |
0.55 |
| Shopping groceries with style! |
|
 |
An idiot |
0.71 |
| An idiot is definition of you. |
|
 |
Jackpot! |
1.34 |
| Maybe you should do Lotto too? |
|
 |
Magic portal |
0.60 |
| Somehow you don't remember anything. |
|
 |
Grand Theft Teimo |
0.73 |
| You little punk! |
|
 |
And it is gone! |
0.31 |
| Say goodbye to your saves. |
|
 |
Don't answer that call |
1.22 |
| Thunder called you and you got killed. |
|
 |
Jonne! |
0.46 |
| You are real Finnish Jonne. |
|
 |
Finnish Summer |
1.07 |
| This is it. This is everything you ever need. |
|
 |
Yeast festival |
0.88 |
| Enjoy your home brew... delicious. |
|
 |
Total idiot & full idiot |
1.32 |
| Flipping off to a drunk driver. |
|
 |
Greased rust |
1.61 |
| Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma. |
|
 |
Mr. Kilju |
0.93 |
| Good batch of commercial deer piss. |
|
 |
Feel alive |
1.40 |
| Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver. |
|
 |
Finnish sisu! |
1.77 |
| Finish rally with major suspension damage. |
|
 |
100 km |
0.58 |
| 100 km driven with Satsuma. |
|
 |
1000 km |
1.13 |
| 1000 km driven with Satsuma. |
|
 |
Hannes Kolehmainen |
1.86 |
| Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot. |
|
 |
Can't stop smoking now... |
1.50 |
| You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going. |
|
 |
Smoking kills |
1.35 |
| Do not smoke. At least while refueling... |
|
 |
Darwin Award |
1.71 |
| Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more. |
|
 |
Methanol Man |
1.78 |
| You gained a new super power: Blindness! |
|
 |
Philosophy Master |
1.82 |
| Sometimes being a banker is enough. |
|
 |
Waving for victory |
1.93 |
| They failed to stop Johnny. |
|
 |
PTSD |
1.86 |
| Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange. |
|
 |
Seek and you shall find |
1.87 |
| Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man. |
|
 |
Full stash |
1.90 |
| Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times. |
|
 |
You are the wall |
1.93 |
| You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion. |
|
 |
Wow, look at that Chopin there |
1.72 |
| Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C. |
|
 |
A cure for illness |
1.89 |
| You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day. |
|
 |
Gauntlet survivor |
1.87 |
| Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days. |
|
 |
Aiming like a pro |
1.84 |
| Maybe find a woman next time. |
|
 |
Catch-A-Fish |
1.84 |
| You caught the rarest fish in the pond. |
|
 |
Grill master |
1.93 |
| Serve at least 20 dish. |
|
 |
My finger slipped |
1.82 |
| Achieve a time of 0.12 or under. |
|
 |
I am Santa Claus |
1.92 |
| Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi. |
|
 |
You reached 100 kg |
1.39 |
| Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic. |
|
 |
10000 km |
1.73 |
| 10000 km driven with Satsuma. |
|
 |
Granny's little helper |
0.84 |
| You are such a good boy! |
|
 |
Thank you for playing! |
1.70 |
| Seems like it is over now. |
|
 |
You have a computer! |
0.98 |
| Now play some games. |
|
 |
Too much power, too little skill |
1.64 |
| Jerk in daddy's car. |
|
 |
Satsuma GT |
1.33 |
| You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim. |
|
 |
True Peräjärvi Dalton! |
1.33 |
| Robbing a slot machine with style. |
|
 |
Kahen kilon siika! |
2.02 |
| Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms. |
|
 |
Kiddy champ |
1.92 |
| You won in a junior class! |
|
 |
Reetipokeri Master |
2.04 |
| Too bad this is not Las Vegas. |
|
 |
Bad Guy |
1.10 |
| You've done your time. |
|
 |
Lottery winner |
1.99 |
| You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure! |
|
 |
Engine started! |
2.01 |
| You beat the menu. And that's it. |
|
 |
Kela-Taxi |
1.57 |
| You served elderly person with style. |
|
 |
What a shock! |
1.43 |
| Too long walk to the toilet perhaps? |
|
 |
1000 Strawberries! |
2.17 |
| Time well spent, huh? |
|
 |
King of Tuning |
1.86 |
| You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop! |
