<b> <i> <a class="bb_link" href="https://steamcommunity.com/login/home/?goto=%2Fmy%2Fprofile" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer" >Here is the Horni Police's most wanted. For committing the crime of Horni. </a> </i> </b>
<div class="bb_h1">Stuff about this weirdo:</div>
My name is Luis, I was born in May, and I have some very nice hair. Don’t try to copy it boys and girls, my hair is too fabulous to replicate. Say otherwise, and I will track you down. >:c
🐥🐥🐥The berds on me are from a trip to Old San Juan during a stay in Puerto Rico, but they refused to leave, so I named them Roberto, Paco, Jorge and Gabriela (one of them is prooooobably a girl). They eat everything that is food within sight, including the bodies of my fallen enemies. 🐤🐤🐤
👮♂️🚨👮♀️🚨I am also a Horni regulation officer, so if I see horni being commited, by law, I am required to bonk you on the head. Repeat offenders will be sent to the Horni jail. Also, I am NOT a corrupt policeman who will arrest you for no reason and who will accept bribes, I would neeeever do that (hint hint). Also, don’t think you can commit horni without me knowing, I have a network of berds that act as my eyes and ears, so watch out!!! (that is unless I am off duty, which is most of the time) 👮♀️🚨👮♂️🚨
On top of that I am a certified watermelon inspector. Anyone who claims to have a watermelon of any kind, I am to inspect immediately. If it’s indeed a watermelon, then you have passed the test. If it’s not, then you failed miserably.
Anyways, I like Fallout: New Vegas, only mod I use is TTW. I also play TF2, I have a new mouse, but the game is in a bad state in my opinion, so I won't play it until Valve gets of their asses and fixes it. <span class="bb_strike">I also spend a lot of time on Red Dead Online (PS4 version only).</span> NAH, ROCKSTAR HAS ABANDONED THIS GAME LOL! But I have been Playing tons of Uncharted 4 MP on PS4 via PS5 backwards compatibility.
My catchphrase is, oh ok.
My faves includes Reese's fast break... yeah that's about it. :P
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