14241.6 hours playing time on record
| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
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Flight of the Crane | 0.06 | 03/14/2022 21:00:36 |
| Jump from the Crane | ||||
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Little Craftsman | 0.05 | 03/14/2022 20:54:51 |
| Craft your first item | ||||
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Is It Really Necessary? | 0.05 | 03/14/2022 20:53:01 |
| Kill your first Infected | ||||
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Diesel, No Petrol! | 0.21 | 01/04/2022 04:05:36 |
| Use a filling station | ||||
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Friends Are Always Here to Help You | 0.15 | 01/04/2022 03:51:51 |
| Use automatic parking | ||||
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Scientology Level: OT VIII | 1.51 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. | ||||
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CAN YOU DIG IT?! | 1.45 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) | ||||
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40 Year Old Virgin | 1.42 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) | ||||
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical | 1.40 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. | ||||
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Anustart! | 1.39 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. | ||||
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Gary vs. The K. Man | 1.33 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. | ||||
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Fear and Loathing | 1.30 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. | ||||
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me | 1.29 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. | ||||
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SCREW that game! | 1.28 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. | ||||
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Hello, Newman | 1.22 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Kicked 30 dogs. | ||||
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Uncle T-Bag | 1.21 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. | ||||
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Pussy on a Pedestal | 1.20 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. | ||||
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Don't taze me, bro! | 1.19 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. | ||||
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy | 1.17 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Mauled 30 people with your dog. | ||||
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John Rambo'd! | 1.17 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Made a very long killing spree. | ||||
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One time, at band camp... | 1.14 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Saved the marching band from explody death. | ||||
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Harder than r/gonewild | 1.14 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. | ||||
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Adderall4All | 1.13 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) | ||||
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I don't need virgins for this | 1.12 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. | ||||
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My Name is Jesus | 1.12 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. | ||||
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Found 'em faster than GWB | 1.07 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Discovered the hidden Taliban base. | ||||
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Señor Cornballer | 1.07 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. | ||||
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I should buy a boat | 1.07 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Read the newspaper every day. | ||||
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A-Rod Who? | 1.07 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. | ||||
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I'm not even supposed to be here today! | 1.06 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! | ||||
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens | 1.05 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. | ||||
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Ode to Eddings | 1.04 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. | ||||
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There's always money in the banana stand | 1.04 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Found the secret bank exit on Monday. | ||||
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Rick Grimes 4 Life | 1.04 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Made 30 zombies lose their heads. | ||||
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Running With Scissors | 1.03 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. | ||||
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Shiva Blast | 1.03 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. | ||||
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Thanks for the money! | 1.03 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Finished all seven days. | ||||
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I Am Legend | 1.02 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Committed suicide... the Taliban way. | ||||
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare | 1.02 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Totaled 30 cars. | ||||
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Reddit would be proud. | 1.02 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. | ||||
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You Snow Nothing John Blow | 1.01 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. | ||||
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Chapelle's Show | 1.01 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. | ||||
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill | 0.99 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Exploded a nuclear bomb. | ||||
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Rich on Reddit | 0.99 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. | ||||
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PooMasher | 0.98 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. | ||||
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Hobo Sexual | 0.98 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. | ||||
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You are not alone | 0.98 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Observed an NPC going POSTAL! | ||||
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Ladies Love Cake | 0.94 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. | ||||
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Paid the Piper | 0.94 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. | ||||
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Darth Maul'd! | 0.92 | 01/01/2022 13:26:24 |
| Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. | ||||