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technophile

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Rank	120450
Achievements	1727 (1199.50 points)
Number of games and DLCs	95
Number of all owning games	62
Badges	5 (834 XP)
Member since	January 13, 2017
Total playing time	1907.3 hours
Completion rate	43.5 %
Location	Krasnoarmeyskiy, Rostov, Russian Federation
Real name	Dmitri Nikita

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You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

Achievements

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Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
Game		#	Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	7 Days to Die	43	1.2506047487	22	11.63	51.2	0.5127419829	21	21.19	48.8
	Aimlabs	114	0.1081388891	2	0.22	1.8	0.2662089169	112	195.00	98.2
	Among Us	33	1.4132347107	14	10.53	42.4	0.7385812402	19	28.04	57.6
	Apex Legends	12	0.5991994143	10	4.33	83.3	0.6892530918	2	1.41	16.7
	Awesomenauts	46	1.1344040632	19	10.41	41.3	0.5322026610	27	34.44	58.7
	BioShock Infinite	50	0.2525116801	3	0.69	6	0.2873538136	47	32.31	94
	Bloons TD 6	156	0.3996722400	13	2.88	8.3	0.2156444490	143	167.16	91.7
	Bloons TD5	135	1.1348474026	5	2.68	3.7	0.4748311043	130	183.04	96.3
	Brawlhalla	65	1.0819442272	9	6.55	13.8	0.6802445054	56	88.40	86.2
	Business Tour - Online Multiplayer Board Game	19	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4744673967	19	27.36	100
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6979042888	1	0.70	100
	A Dance of Fire and Ice	41	0.4561218321	5	1.31	12.2	0.1789901853	36	30.32	87.8
	Dead by Daylight	56	0.7750953436	24	10.09	42.9	0.3887013793	32	36.40	57.1
	Dead by Daylight - A Binding of Kin Chapter	6	0.7759754658	2	0.85	33.3	0.4073857665	4	2.43	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - A Lullaby for the Dark Chapter	6	0.0250304844	1	0.03	16.7	0.2546125948	5	3.91	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - A Nightmare on Elm Street™	6	0.1975316107	1	0.20	16.7	0.0782181546	5	2.34	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - All-Kill Chapter	6	0.6004385352	2	0.63	33.3	0.2832052708	4	2.62	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - Ash vs Evil Dead	3	0.0488626882	1	0.05	33.3	0.1173423454	2	0.84	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - Cursed Legacy Chapter	6	0.2281111926	1	0.23	16.7	0.1198250353	5	2.87	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - Darkness Among Us Chapter	6	0.2713088691	2	0.32	33.3	0.3754788041	4	2.30	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - Demise of the Faithful Chapter	6	0.1285982281	1	0.13	16.7	0.1187428460	5	2.43	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - Descend Beyond Chapter	6	0.1106623039	2	0.17	33.3	0.3050061464	4	2.66	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - Of Flesh and Mud Chapter	6	0.0883775875	1	0.09	16.7	0.5449027419	5	3.47	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - Resident Evil Chapter	6	0.3132866919	2	0.36	33.3	0.8013339639	4	3.35	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - Shattered Bloodline Chapter	6	0.7186182737	2	0.92	33.3	0.3778154850	4	2.99	66.7
	Dead By Daylight - Silent Hill Chapter	6	0.4666496813	2	0.57	33.3	0.1768347323	4	2.63	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - Spark of Madness Chapter	6	0.4276714623	1	0.43	16.7	0.0953524709	5	2.55	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - The Saw® Chapter	6	0.1984158009	2	0.33	33.3	0.0764711574	4	2.45	66.7
	Deceit	14	1.1233879328	10	7.33	71.4	1.3408081532	4	6.04	28.6
	ELDEN RING	42	0.5810384750	25	7.42	59.5	0.1850130111	17	7.96	40.5
	Fall Guys	34	0.7903055549	26	8.08	76.5	0.7826150060	8	7.94	23.5
	Fallout 4	50	0.1615018547	2	0.27	4	0.1549837738	48	25.81	96
	Friday the 13th: The Game	53	0.9311762452	8	4.34	15.1	0.6802379489	45	57.40	84.9
	Garry's Mod	29	0.1030244753	2	0.19	6.9	0.1058298871	27	26.34	93.1
	Geometry Dash	547	0.6487061977	12	4.55	2.2	0.2216644436	535	1339.10	97.8
	Happy Room	70	0.7511308789	5	1.49	7.1	0.5663534403	65	71.60	92.9
	The Jackbox Party Pack 4	20	1.0541845560	10	7.56	50	0.6734342575	10	13.23	50
	Lost Ark	156	0.1838304251	2	0.36	1.3	0.2191982120	154	174.47	98.7
	Mortal Kombat 11	58	1.1347576380	12	8.50	20.7	0.5099209547	46	49.99	79.3
	Mortal Kombat X	73	0.9698465466	13	5.65	17.8	0.2954168320	60	77.18	82.2
	MultiVersus	28	0.9145361185	13	7.32	46.4	0.5509214401	15	18.61	53.6
	Orcs Must Die! Unchained	132	1.8225163221	10	13.30	7.6	1.1504091024	122	249.74	92.4
	Pacify	52	1.2619022131	11	6.09	21.2	0.3965421021	41	58.28	78.8
	Paladins	58	0.7269285321	15	5.56	25.9	0.3039875031	43	36.96	74.1
	PAYDAY 2	715	1.8031408787	689	765.15	96.4	1.6219148636	26	88.13	3.6
	PAYDAY 2: Armored Transport	48	0.8222662210	48	27.22	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Border Crossing Heist	19	0.2881843448	19	3.07	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Breakfast in Tijuana Heist	11	0.2645661533	11	1.21	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Buluc's Mansion Heist	10	0.2560461760	10	1.00	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Assault Pack	10	0.2996630371	10	2.07	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Chivalry Pack	4	0.1758954674	4	0.40	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Historical Pack	5	0.1907436848	5	0.61	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Mod Courier	10	0.4396095276	10	1.96	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Ninja Pack	4	0.1746020019	4	0.54	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Russian Weapon Pack	4	0.1705591977	4	0.51	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Shotgun Pack	12	0.5700506568	12	4.46	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Sniper Pack	17	0.5854774117	17	5.96	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Spec Ops Pack	4	0.2062169611	4	0.61	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #01	10	0.4947238863	10	3.65	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02	10	0.8351576924	10	6.08	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Hotline Miami	12	0.6243082881	12	3.94	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: John Wick Heists	20	0.4709647894	20	5.41	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack	4	0.1370214224	4	0.51	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: San Martín Bank Heist	15	0.3508810401	15	2.91	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist	10	0.3879042268	10	2.11	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Alesso Heist	15	0.7779782414	15	5.53	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Big Bank Heist	20	1.0583559275	20	9.73	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist	11	0.3533859253	11	2.48	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Bomb Heists	22	0.4864837825	22	6.62	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Butcher's AK/CAR Mod Pack	8	0.8322981000	8	5.02	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Butcher's BBQ Pack	4	0.5527351499	4	1.33	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Butcher's Western Pack	4	0.3062830269	4	0.81	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Charlie Santa Heist	15	0.7340313196	15	6.41	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Death Wish Update	31	0.7624318004	31	16.22	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Diamond Heist	17	0.8765895963	17	6.71	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Diamond Store Heist	6	0.3991907239	6	1.17	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Election Day Heist	16	0.5989931226	16	5.87	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Goat Simulator Heist	11	0.3802052736	11	2.79	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Golden Grin Casino Heist	15	0.7998214364	15	5.39	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Hoxton Breakout Heist	6	0.4820395410	6	1.66	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Infamy Update	25	0.4760614634	25	9.03	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The OVERKILL Pack	10	0.5933364034	10	4.47	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Point Break Heists	23	0.5126430988	23	7.53	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Shadow Raid Heist	12	0.4744041562	12	3.13	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Wolf Pack	22	0.4811467528	22	6.85	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Quiplash	10	1.6311792135	7	8.62	70	1.2926908731	3	4.49	30
	Rocket League	72	0.8744309545	60	19.36	83.3	0.5272924900	12	9.29	16.7
	Rocket League® - Revenge of the Battle-Cars DLC Pack	5	0.2656747401	3	0.61	60	0.2699505091	2	0.90	40
	Rocket League® - Supersonic Fury DLC Pack	6	0.2865447998	3	0.55	50	0.1844943166	3	1.14	50
	Rust	99	0.8018437624	30	16.06	30.3	0.5885747075	69	174.98	69.7
	Rust - Instruments Pack	3	0.0029704145	1	0.00	33.3	1.1497615576	2	2.39	66.7
	Town of Salem	361	1.3126707077	67	46.88	18.6	0.5834490657	294	488.52	81.4
	Wallpaper Engine	17	0.9118762612	6	2.26	35.3	0.2864113450	11	9.18	64.7
	Who's Your Daddy?!	44	0.7688891292	4	2.40	9.1	0.6830711365	40	76.69	90.9