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My fellow South Africans, I feel it is time for me to tell you the facts as they really are
1. Bananas are marsupials
2. Cars run on gravy
3. Salmon live in trees and eat pencils
4. Reform in South Africa is on the way

Achievements

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Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	3DMark	25	1.4181740284	2	1.69	8	0.3848451078	23	31.12	92
	3DMark Time Spy benchmark	3	0.6906445026	3	0.94	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Age of Empires II (2013)	196	1.2374421358	33	16.77	16.8	0.5817396641	163	252.13	83.2
	Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition	151	1.6346406937	68	60.84	45	0.9242422581	83	162.56	55
	Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition - Dawn of the Dukes	16	0.5934477448	2	1.18	12.5	0.5916693807	14	14.09	87.5
	Age of Empires III: Definitive Edition	75	1.4286196232	15	13.14	20	1.0774115324	60	39.45	80
	Age of Empires IV: Anniversary Edition	119	1.4193007946	37	27.72	31.1	0.7383580208	82	142.80	68.9
	Age of Empires: Definitive Edition	44	0.8939765692	4	3.38	9.1	0.7601565719	40	48.07	90.9
	Aimlabs	114	0.1081233844	2	0.22	1.8	0.2661541104	112	194.42	98.2
	Among Us	33	1.0118999481	14	9.92	42.4	0.7387769818	19	28.65	57.6
	ARK: Survival Evolved	31	1.1689491272	6	4.87	19.4	1.0107933283	25	33.20	80.6
	Bastion	24	0.1707570106	1	0.17	4.2	0.3046441078	23	22.17	95.8
	Battlefield™ V	21	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2847119272	21	18.20	100
	Bloons TD 6	156	0.8447220325	21	7.17	13.5	0.2732427120	135	162.50	86.5
	Call of Duty: WWII	35	0.8250866532	2	1.25	5.7	0.4767333269	33	33.54	94.3
	Call of Duty: WWII - Multiplayer	55	2.0502419472	11	16.30	20	0.8231172562	44	86.17	80
	Call to Arms	124	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0023398399	124	226.78	100
	Castle Crashers	12	1.2861281633	5	3.34	41.7	0.6519092321	7	8.11	58.3
	Company of Heroes 2	378	1.5826079845	32	33.87	8.5	1.1488498449	346	607.93	91.5
	Conan Exiles Enhanced	36	0.9657994509	22	12.84	61.1	1.0718476772	14	21.36	38.9
	Counter-Strike 2	1	0.6957119703	1	0.70	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Days Gone	61	1.3508057594	57	40.08	93.4	1.2699595690	4	5.38	6.6
	Escape the Backrooms	34	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6116387844	34	47.80	100
	For The King	72	1.1629459858	49	29.64	68.1	0.4888683259	23	26.46	31.9
	For The King: Lost Civilization Adventure Pack	6	0.4508443475	2	0.74	33.3	0.6079645157	4	2.77	66.7
	The Forest	45	1.4018923044	44	35.55	97.8	1.4137296677	1	1.41	2.2
	Garry's Mod	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.0840561837	29	26.53	100
	Gears 5	166	2.0471339226	66	75.11	39.8	0.9671802521	100	186.19	60.2
	Gears 5 - Hivebusters	15	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5849350691	15	13.33	100
	Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy	3	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9823583364	3	3.46	100
	Hearts of Iron IV	74	0.8608722687	4	3.04	5.4	0.7377601862	70	203.18	94.6
	Expansion - Hearts of Iron IV: Together for Victory	13	0.6044662595	1	0.60	7.7	0.4551773965	12	8.78	92.3
	Hello Neighbor	17	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3617056608	17	27.44	100
	Hero's Hour	61	2.0299363136	60	89.92	98.4	2.0782411098	1	2.08	1.6
	Heroes of Might & Magic III - HD Edition	13	0.8786966801	1	0.88	7.7	0.9550915956	12	14.39	92.3
	The Last of Us™ Part I	29	0.3393902183	1	0.34	3.4	0.4033106565	28	22.27	96.6
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	1.1872842312	16	8.60	15.8	0.3227293491	85	93.77	84.2
	Men of War: Assault Squad 2	318	2.0389378071	74	86.45	23.3	0.8899525404	244	406.91	76.7
	Men of War: Assault Squad 2 - Airborne	10	0.5340231061	1	0.53	10	0.1530286670	9	5.34	90
	Men of War: Assault Squad 2 - Deluxe Edition upgrade	1	0.0037789680	1	0.00	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Men of War: Assault Squad 2 - Iron Fist	10	0.6312114596	2	1.15	20	0.1732779145	8	3.06	80
	Need for Speed™ Heat	42	1.3636705875	40	33.76	95.2	1.0057193041	2	2.08	4.8
	Need for Speed™ Unbound	41	1.1193530560	24	15.40	58.5	0.6156274676	17	18.19	41.5
	Outlast 2	24	0.5091345310	1	0.51	4.2	0.7340751290	23	27.22	95.8
	Paws and Soul	14	1.0495061874	5	4.57	35.7	1.2651059628	9	17.83	64.3
	Phasmophobia	54	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5783050060	54	65.17	100
	Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year	21	0.8842255473	15	8.37	71.4	0.6372621059	6	4.62	28.6
	Praetorians - HD Remaster	21	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1242965460	21	28.91	100
	Pummel Party	31	1.3411108255	24	11.68	77.4	0.6398154497	7	7.97	22.6
	RISK: Global Domination	55	1.1188458204	10	5.67	18.2	0.3818638325	45	61.42	81.8
	Rock of Ages 2	21	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1644403934	21	37.47	100
	Rust	99	1.0003987551	52	33.01	52.5	0.9026193619	47	157.32	47.5
	Rust - Instruments Pack	3	0.0029699183	1	0.00	33.3	1.1497615576	2	2.39	66.7
	SCP: Secret Laboratory	52	1.3126931190	21	14.47	40.4	0.9800092578	31	67.20	59.6
	Sea of Thieves	293	0.9909796119	29	10.50	9.9	0.1480285674	264	447.82	90.1
	Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter	70	1.0820411444	3	2.43	4.3	0.8314490914	67	114.45	95.7
	Shotgun Legend	35	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9279866219	35	44.96	100
	Sniper Elite 4	52	1.1789201498	15	9.04	28.8	0.5859080553	37	45.12	71.2
	STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order™	39	1.1060651541	24	14.64	61.5	0.6427404284	15	15.57	38.5
	Stick Fight: The Game	28	0.6715635061	18	6.16	64.3	0.3511540294	10	8.72	35.7
	Subnautica	17	0.8293545246	11	5.18	64.7	0.6363053322	6	4.53	35.3
	Subnautica: Below Zero	13	0.7648100853	13	7.13	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Supreme Commander 2	47	1.3666508198	28	27.43	59.6	0.7887302041	19	28.38	40.4
	Team Fortress 2	520	0.5890327096	12	3.83	3.1	0.1173821390	508-4	352.87	96.9
	Tomb Raider	50	0.8898338675	17	8.75	34	0.4828431904	33	37.39	66
	Total War: SHOGUN 2	106	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5141721368	106	166.49	100
	Totally Accurate Battle Simulator	64	0.8893010020	5	3.39	7.8	0.6950361729	59	81.09	92.2
	Tropico 6	40	1.6537252665	11	13.53	27.5	1.0242216587	29	46.91	72.5
	The Two of Us	14	0.6661708951	7	3.15	50	1.0290430784	7	9.21	50
	Unturned	95	1.4372636080	40	31.48	42.1	1.4066298008	55	143.18	57.9
	Wallpaper Engine	17	0.8754467368	10	4.74	58.8	0.7361803055	7	6.70	41.2
	War Thunder	91	2.0819673538	45	49.07	49.5	1.1792327166	46	103.05	50.5
	Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II - Anniversary Edition	73	1.6344300508	29	30.43	39.7	1.2217513323	44	87.34	60.3
	Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War III	84	1.8194606304	54	68.23	64.3	1.8129231930	30	64.14	35.7
	Warhammer: Vermintide 2	26	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3881604373	26	23.33	100
	Who's Your Daddy?!	44	1.1117069721	8	6.15	18.2	0.9068894982	36	72.93	81.8
	The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Remastered	52	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2126545757	52	33.81	100
	WolfQuest: Anniversary Edition	109	1.8188154697	8	9.11	7.3	1.1855189800	101	151.36	92.7
	WolfQuest: Classic	105	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3842743933	105	116.87	100
	Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel	11	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2051697224	11	8.66	100
	Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links	20	0.5710006952	5	2.45	25	0.5980525613	15	12.81	75

Beta games

Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	Rust - Staging Branch	6	-1	0	0.00	0	2.0488455296	6	12.42	100
	Serious Sam Fusion 2017 (beta)	76	1.8992137909	16	26.90	21.1	1.1787593365	60	109.56	78.9

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