I've come to the conclusion, 'cause I get around a bit,
That half of what you read is bull and the other half's all ♥♥♥♥,
And the truth is really nothin' like what you've probably read,
♥♥♥♥ I was there I ought'a know what was really said.
I know what was really said, ♥♥♥♥♥♥' oath I do.
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