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These are phrases germans often say and what they mean.
1) "Halt deine Schnauze/Fresse" -> he wants you to talk to him more often, it seems you are too quiet.
2) "Mach mal kills du Spast" -> He compliments you for your solid performance as a csgo player and tells you that he is disabled.
3) "ich ficke deine Mutter du H.rensohn" -> He has romantic interest in your mother.
4) "Junge was ist das?" -> He is surprised at his bad gameplay.
5) "Sprech Deutsch du scheiß Ausländer" -> His dream is that german should be a world language and dislikes you because you can't speak german.
6) "Was schimmelt der Zigeuner da in der Ecke rum?" -> He is again surprised that an enemy would not rush him since in his mind, every game is a copy of Call of Duty.
7) "Warum immer ich?" -> At this point, his mental health is broken and he questions his life choices.
no fucks given.
*LACHFLASH *
*DEAD* Zik : fucking cheating kid
*DEAD* Zik : You romanian gipsy
*DEAD* Zik : look at yourself
E39 : u broke vent lol hahahahhahaahah
E39 : ahahhaha
*DEAD* Zik : fucking whore
*DEAD* Zik : Look at your haircut
*DEAD* Zik : Fucking slob
E39 : hahaha
E39 : mad
*DEAD* Zik : You deserve to be beaten
E39 : mad
*DEAD* Zik : Until you start respecting others
*DEAD* Zik : Fucking little retard
Zik : I would beat your ass
E39 : mad
Zik : I would fuck you up
E39 : come
Zik : look at your profile
Zik : I would fucking stab you
Zik : ok am from Serbia
Zik : give me information
E39 : nice
Zik : I'll come to your Bulgarian shithole
E39 : spain
E39 : madrid
Zik : And i'll beat shit out of you
E39 : or bulgaria
E39 : blagoevgrad
Telling Steam not to update the app for the next 900 seconds
*DEAD* Zik : Look at your haircut
*DEAD* Zik : Change it bro
E39 : chek my insta bro
*DEAD* Zik : so bad
E39 : ur so ugly, and talking about my haircut HAHAHA
E39 : AHHAHAHA
E39 : AHAHHAHA
E39 : AHAHAHHAHAA
Amour Faya : EZ wallhacks as btm fragger :)
Zik : e39
Zik : am nicer than you :D
Zik : lol look at yourself
Zik : ugly gipsy
E39 : hahahaha
E39 : 40 kg kiddo ahhaha
E39 : zik
E39 : why u are mad ?
E39 : ugly guy
Zik : you r ugly TURK
Zik : Look at yourself
E39 : ahha
E39 : kekl
*DEAD* Zik : and you r not walling?
*DEAD* Zik : HAHAH
*DEAD* Zik : HAHAHA
"I Had a dream, I was King, I woke up, still King."
