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In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

Achievements

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Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	112 Operator	30	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7886807323	30	40.82	100
	3DMark	25	0.5311011672	4	1.70	16	0.7728635073	21	31.12	84
	3DMark Time Spy benchmark	3	0.6906445026	2	0.70	66.7	0.2444038689	1	0.24	33.3
	7 Days to Die	43	0.7780527472	17	7.47	39.5	0.4187701344	26	25.32	60.5
	911 Operator	18	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4842704833	18	20.32	100
	Accounting+	15	0.4340705276	4	1.36	26.7	0.4218651950	11	10.43	73.3
	Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop	198	0.4763305783	2	0.75	1	0.3453799486	196	339.98	99
	Alien: Isolation	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2442449480	50	39.69	100
	The Amazing American Circus	61	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3854176998	61	135.54	100
	Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs	7	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3032830954	7	10.52	100
	Amnesia: Rebirth	41	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8029211760	41	50.56	100
	Amnesia: The Dark Descent	18	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1015421152	18	28.62	100
	Among Us	33	1.4135172367	17	13.50	51.5	0.8198798895	16	25.08	48.5
	Arizona Sunshine® VR Legacy	36	0.5614009500	10	3.84	27.8	0.4319660366	26	28.31	72.2
	ARK: Survival Evolved	31	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5405415893	31	38.07	100
	Back 4 Blood	55	0.7917128801	20	8.65	36.4	0.3786292076	35	33.91	63.6
	Back 4 Blood - Expansion 1: Tunnels of Terror	12	1.0589343309	5	2.96	41.7	0.4874764085	7	6.62	58.3
	Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY Edition	47	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3287183344	47	36.39	100
	Batman: Arkham City GOTY	64	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3415339589	64	63.11	100
	Batman™: Arkham Knight	84	1.1201536655	57	32.62	67.9	0.8168978691	27	37.23	32.1
	Batman™: Arkham Origins	50	-1	0	0.00	22	0.3095670640	50-11	57.58	100
	Batman™: Arkham Origins Blackgate - Deluxe Edition	30	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7021143436	30	38.28	100
	Beat Saber	26	0.8516904116	12	4.05	46.2	0.4912708998	14	13.49	53.8
	Bendy and the Ink Machine	22	0.6478708386	4	2.03	18.2	1.0208557844	18	25.40	81.8
	BioShock Infinite	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1871537864	50	33.00	100
	BioShock Remastered	65	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5091328621	65	74.03	100
	BONEWORKS	16	0.3414258361	1	0.34	6.3	0.2610279024	15	15.67	93.8
	Book of Demons	202	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4998514950	202	295.30	100
	Borderlands 2	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1021674052	50	27.07	100
	Brawlhalla	65	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3605723977	65	94.87	100
	Broken Age	45	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8769060373	45	54.64	100
	Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5827549100	12	8.96	100
	Call of Duty: Black Ops II	35	0.3485406935	4	1.29	11.4	0.3916831017	31	26.64	88.6
	Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Multiplayer	5	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1768387556	5	3.95	100
	Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Zombies	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4920278788	50	65.79	100
	Car Mechanic Simulator 2018	60	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4133519232	60	70.05	100
	Corridor Z	13	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1319363117	13	20.13	100
	The Council of Hanwell	10	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1489274502	10	16.70	100
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6957286596	1	0.70	100
	Counter-Strike Nexon	196	-1	0	0.00	3.6	0.9365196228	196-7	592.11	100
	Crash Bandicoot™ N. Sane Trilogy	74	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3434670866	74	76.59	100
	Crying Suns	79	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8608186245	79	156.17	100
	Cuphead	28	0.2369296253	2	0.34	7.1	0.1163031980	26	18.45	92.9
	Dead by Daylight	56	0.9281264544	11	3.93	19.6	0.3363201022	45	42.34	80.4
	Dead by Daylight - Stranger Things Chapter	6	0.1596618593	1	0.16	16.7	0.2838147879	5	3.09	83.3
	Dear Esther: Landmark Edition	10	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1834261417	10	13.46	100
	Deceit	14	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3305914998	14	13.37	100
	Deep Rock Galactic	69	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1122268811	69	56.24	100
	Destiny 2	13	0.7641483545	9	5.13	69.2	0.4635599554	4	3.19	30.8
	Destiny 2: Forsaken Pack	10	0.3004125655	6	0.98	60	0.2540427446	4	1.64	40
	Destroy All Humans!	40	0.8660299778	24	13.82	60	0.6389167309	16	15.22	40
	Deus Ex: Mankind Divided™	63	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4599061310	63	79.23	100
	DOOM	39	0.3656392097	7	1.92	17.9	0.3490696251	32	28.61	82.1
	DOOM 64	10	0.5101642013	1	0.51	10	0.9639776349	9	9.91	90
	Draw Slasher	13	-1	0	0.00	0	1.4243218899	13	24.08	100
	Drawful 2	10	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8746461868	10	14.36	100
	Driftland: The Magic Revival	40	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0776852369	40	73.48	100
	EarthX	58	-1	0	0.00	0	1.2922464609	58	108.83	100
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition	75	0.9768680334	25	16.60	33.3	0.6751778126	50	51.35	66.7
	ENDLESS Space™ 2	78	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7285926938	78	122.94	100
	Endorlight	1	-1	0	0.00	100	50	1-1	0.00	100
	Expeditions: Viking	40	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9807597399	40	67.46	100
	Fable Anniversary	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3549014628	50	44.82	100
	Fallout 4	50	0.1617755443	3	0.42	6	0.2178764194	47	25.67	94
	Fallout Shelter	35	0.5758426189	8	3.06	22.9	0.5934480429	27	24.15	77.1
	Firewatch	10	0.8006861210	10	4.57	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Flip the Table	10	1.6040841341	10	15.33	100	100	0	0.00	0
	The Forest	45	0.6896802783	9	3.40	20	0.4195044041	36	33.56	80
	Fury Unleashed	47	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0078248978	47	84.80	100
	Garry's Mod	29	0.2982149422	5	0.87	17.2	0.4124379754	24	25.65	82.8
	Generation Zero®	50	1.1440427303	23	16.32	46	0.8280320168	27	35.36	54
	Generation Zero® - Alpine Unrest	10	0.2558644414	5	1.01	50	0.0608131140	5	2.65	50
	Generation Zero® - FNIX Rising	12	0.5757341385	8	2.31	66.7	0.4036828578	4	2.58	33.3
	Gloria Victis	79	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9052526355	79	165.11	100
	Go Home Dinosaurs!	26	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6631017327	26	29.89	100
	Goat Simulator	49	0.7244390249	7	3.00	14.3	0.2753730714	42	37.11	85.7
	Going Under	23	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7664506435	23	35.59	100
	Golf With Your Friends	67	0.9739166498	16	5.87	23.9	0.5473721623	51	73.95	76.1
	Goose Goose Duck	38	0.6415361762	9	4.13	23.7	0.8956170082	29	47.65	76.3
	Grand Theft Auto V Legacy	77	0.7729491591	23	8.56	29.9	0.2185892165	54	44.72	70.1
	Gunfire Reborn	116	0.6051847339	27	5.44	23.3	0.1703764051	89	83.95	76.7
	Halo Infinite	75	1.3148669004	25	16.84	33.3	0.7493968606	50	82.32	66.7
	Halo: The Master Chief Collection	84	0.6890263557	16	6.00	19	0.3284002244	68	85.87	81
	Halo 2: Anniversary	158	0.4309782684	6	1.19	3.8	0.1442616582	152	144.69	96.2
	Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary	95	0.3692329228	15	3.38	15.8	0.4125170708	80	83.29	84.2
	Halo: Reach	100	0.5595890880	17	5.36	17	0.2788726985	83	91.17	83
	Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice	14	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3607193828	14	9.12	100
	Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice VR Edition	14	-1	0	0.00	0	1.5457679033	14	29.23	100
	Hexologic	11	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9223686457	11	10.91	100
	Homefront: The Revolution	74	0.7876772285	8	3.41	10.8	0.5649951696	66	80.23	89.2
	INMOST	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8231366873	29	40.54	100
	It Takes Two	20	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2261442840	20	12.65	100
	Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes	10	0.6345122457	3	1.22	30	0.5985741615	7	8.93	70
	Kingdom Two Crowns	30	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5841307640	30	34.12	100
	Left 4 Dead	73	0.6578173041	23	11.18	31.5	0.5208708048	50	49.97	68.5
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	1.0372687578	12	6.16	11.9	0.2312085032	89	96.21	88.1
	LEGO® The Lord of the Rings™	48	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5340104103	48	53.78	100
	Life is Strange 2	9	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7342036963	9	8.51	100
	Life is Strange: Before the Storm	11	0.4330721498	5	1.75	45.5	0.4525914490	6	3.16	54.5
	Life is Strange: Before the Storm Episode 2	11	0.5019909143	8	3.37	72.7	0.4582853019	3	1.65	27.3
	Life is Strange: Before the Storm Episode 3	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3751615882	12	5.91	100
	Life is Strange™	12	0.6834463477	4	1.98	33.3	0.6892632842	8	6.32	66.7
	Life Is Strange - Episode 2	12	0.2338271737	6	0.62	50	0.1760214418	6	1.66	50
	Life Is Strange - Episode 3	12	0.2411957681	5	0.58	41.7	0.1265574247	7	2.13	58.3
	Life Is Strange - Episode 4	12	0.2477227896	6	0.88	50	0.1307987124	6	1.70	50
	Life Is Strange - Episode 5	12	0.2160859406	3	0.28	25	0.2118566930	9	2.83	75
	The Long Dark	46	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5132027864	46	109.11	100
	Lust for Darkness	15	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8461670280	15	16.49	100
	Lust from Beyond: M Edition	26	-1	0	0.00	0	1.6046099663	26	57.21	100
	Mad Max	49	0.5821044445	14	4.97	30.6	0.4549612403	35-1	28.94	69.4
	Metro Exodus	52	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4847866893	52	49.53	100
	Metro Exodus Enhanced Edition	68	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9346420169	68	105.23	100
	Middle-earth™: Shadow of Mordor™	51	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1548628807	51	27.52	100
	Middle-earth™: Shadow of War™	52	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3681646883	52	39.70	100
	Monaco	13	0.6199841499	1	0.62	7.7	0.5872148871	12	20.13	92.3
	Moon Hunters	47	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8165744543	47	71.39	100
	Motorcycle Mechanic Simulator 2021	30	1.1791980267	2	2.33	6.7	1.5941756964	28	56.05	93.3
	Muck	49	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1527281553	49	59.11	100
	NecroWorm	20	-1	0	0.00	0	1.2493988276	20	31.53	100
	Nex Machina	39	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6944462657	39	67.38	100
	No More Room in Hell	115	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4277324080	115	205.98	100
	Out of Reach: Treasure Royale	26	-1	0	0.00	0	2.1516611576	26	70.71	100
	Pathway	75	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7987769842	75	128.94	100
	Pawnbarian	18	-1	0	0.00	0	1.4257005453	18	40.42	100
	PAYDAY 2	715	0.9320729971	17	5.64	2.4	0.4158972502	698	847.19	97.6
	PAYDAY 2: Armored Transport	48	0.5830301046	5	2.27	10.4	0.1634465456	43	24.96	89.6
	PAYDAY 2: Dragon Pack	11	0.0682798028	5	0.14	45.5	0.1094087139	6	1.20	54.5
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02	10	0.0070038945	1	0.01	10	0.5236302018	9	6.08	90
	PAYDAY 2: The Butcher's AK/CAR Mod Pack	8	0.0140861142	1	0.01	12.5	0.4996763468	7	5.01	87.5
	PAYDAY 2: The Death Wish Update	31	0.2805919945	1	0.28	3.2	0.1114369631	30	15.94	96.8
	PAYDAY 2: The Diamond Store Heist	6	0.3991405070	6	1.17	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Point Break Heists	23	0.2407059968	4	0.73	17.4	0.1981347799	19	6.81	82.6
	PGA TOUR 2K21	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8653214574	29	42.36	100
	Pikuniku	14	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8371180892	14	17.28	100
	Poly Bridge	22	0.2963675261	1	0.30	4.5	0.6046980023	21	32.08	95.5
	Popup Dungeon	65	-1	0	0.00	0	1.2444955111	65	172.18	100
	Portal	15	1.2272524834	15	10.67	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Portal 2	51	1.2443079948	51	31.58	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Post Void	7	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5912019610	7	5.70	100
	PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS	37	0.2358273566	4	0.85	10.8	0.2446779311	33	22.67	89.2
	Quantum Break	42	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3932852745	42	30.78	100
	Radio Commander	49	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9472767711	49	102.35	100
	Red Dead Redemption 2	51	0.8638585210	7	4.02	13.7	0.1903094202	44	40.45	86.3
	Ring of Pain	138	1.4188612700	38	38.65	27.5	1.0839504004	100	185.73	72.5
	Rise of the Tomb Raider	66	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2013446391	66	53.67	100
	Roarr! Jurassic Edition	6	-1	0	0.00	0	1.8965162039	6	12.22	100
	Robocraft	43	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9383157492	43	73.24	100
	Rogue Company	20	0.8497663140	20	9.62	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Rust	99	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2599651814	99	190.33	100
	Rustler	29	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0318096876	29	57.13	100
	Say No! More	22	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8817253113	22	25.42	100
	Scribble It!	25	1.3572571278	9	7.90	36	0.9245266318	16	25.42	64
	Sea of Thieves	293	0.8882952332	28	10.13	9.6	0.2416505665	265	448.19	90.4
	SEGA Mega Drive & Genesis Classics	25	-1	0	0.00	0	1.4461377859	25	52.81	100
	Sekiro™: Shadows Die Twice	34	-1	0	0.00	0	0.0797240436	34	15.89	100
	Shing!	40	-1	0	0.00	0	1.2011461258	40	79.59	100
	Skullgirls 2nd Encore	45	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7559338808	45	91.68	100
	Slay the Spire	46	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1868821681	46	33.60	100
	Soulblight	40	-1	0	0.00	0	2.0811243057	40	107.07	100
	Spellbreak	11	0.9265868068	7	3.69	100	1.5251400471	4-4	6.84	0
	Splitgate	30	0.4555208683	8	2.67	26.7	0.5384057760	22	24.29	73.3
	Spyro™ Reignited Trilogy	105	0.6766138077	5	2.74	4.8	0.5827056766	100	101.83	95.2
	STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order™	39	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3084189892	39	30.22	100
	Starbound	51	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1827541739	51	49.52	100
	Stardew Valley	49	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2280566692	49	49.98	100
	Stick Fight: The Game	28	0.5148943663	16	4.76	57.1	0.4666988850	12	10.12	42.9
	Streets of Rogue	52	0.5237787366	5	1.54	9.6	0.4180543423	47	40.88	90.4
	Sunset Overdrive	80	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4261954129	80	93.69	100
	Superflight	24	0.7442515492	24	10.79	100	100	0	0.00	0
	SUPERHOT	26	1.5348871946	26	20.54	100	100	0	0.00	0
	SUPERHOT VR	26	1.2487185001	15	5.65	57.7	1.0607733727	11	21.10	42.3
	SUPERHOT: MIND CONTROL DELETE	14	0.7734544277	4	2.82	28.6	0.7630767226	10	11.27	71.4
	Supraland	60	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5143011212	60	53.01	100
	System Shock: Enhanced Edition	6	-1	0	0.00	0	1.4361029863	6	11.46	100
	Telefrag VR	34	-1	0	0.00	0	1.9233161211	34	93.58	100
	Terraria	137	0.3657918870	9	1.83	6.6	0.2473182380	128	130.63	93.4
	This War of Mine	22	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3203556836	22	16.86	100
	ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove	49	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0882648230	49	91.24	100
	Tomb Raider	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3795596361	50	46.13	100
	Tooth and Tail	38	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5680428147	38	65.42	100
	Treasure Hunter Simulator	22	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8131170273	22	25.64	100
	Unfortunate Spacemen	85	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4752818942	85	126.18	100
	Unturned	95	0.3152206242	1	0.32	1.1	0.3123509884	94	174.35	98.9
	The USB Stick Found in the Grass	3	-1	0	0.00	0	1.4438285828	3	4.45	100
	Vagante	44	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8191781044	44	78.27	100
	Walking Simulator 2020	9	1.3702543974	9	9.37	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Wallpaper Engine	17	0.7361803055	4	1.08	23.5	0.2684755325	13	10.36	76.5
	Wandersong	75	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1471611261	75	105.68	100
	War Thunder	91	0.7435992360	8	4.88	8.8	0.4778472483	83	147.24	91.2
	Warframe	193	0.2825965285	9	2.10	5.7	0.2478711903	184-2	156.46	94.3
	Wargroove	23	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6322230697	23	38.47	100
	WARSAW RISING: City of Heroes	42	-1	0	0.00	0	1.5313153267	42	97.90	100
	A Way Out	14	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3940618634	14	11.20	100
	The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition	52	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3370631933	52	46.15	100
	The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Remastered	52	0.5021843910	9	3.03	17.3	0.3893789947	43	30.78	82.7
	Wizard of Legend	19	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3903079629	19	19.15	100
	Worms W.M.D	29	0.8345144391	1	0.83	3.4	0.5187425613	28	47.46	96.6
	X-Morph: Defense	40	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9152107239	40	71.85	100
	Yoku's Island Express	31	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7388749719	31	34.94	100
	ΔV: Rings of Saturn	90	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9914343953	90	186.22	100