Someone came all over the floor. There is cumeggs everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling cumeggs. The amount of eggs and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cummie eggie must have been produced by a f u c k i n g blue whale.
Oh God I can smell it.
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The fluid mixture has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cummie eggy mess. I cannot see. It's all yellow white . Everything. White. Yellow. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm_
