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Rank 281362
Achievements 609 (383.96 points)
Number of games and DLCs 76
Number of all owning games 81
Badges 27 (6139 XP)
Member since December 28, 2013
Total playing time 3327.1 hours
Completion rate 22.2 %
Location Norway

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Achievements

Game # Unlocked achievements Locked achievements
Current best # Points % Next easiest # Points %
Aimlabs 100 1.4782185555Audiospatial RookieStrafeshot CompetentFreetrack RookieMicroshot ProStrafeshot RookieMicroshot CompetentDecisionshot Rookie 25 21.31 25 0.9856439829Pentakill NoobBlinkshot NoobReflexshot RookieSpidershot ProStrafetrack CompetentDetection RookieCircletrack Rookie 75 116.63 75
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APB Reloaded 60 -1 0 0.00 0 0.8690080643Most Valuable PlayerOlympic ContenderBackstabberR&RCarBoom!ReinforcementCold-blooded 60 103.24 100
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Apex Legends 12 -1 0 0.00 0 0.2680434287JumpmasterTeam PlayerFully KittedKill LeaderApex ReconApex AssaultThe Player 12 5.80 100
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ARK: Survival Evolved 31 -1 0 0.00 0 0.5313055515Your first day...Your first Dino...Your first Ride...Rex RiderMaximum SurvivorMaximum DinosaurGiga Rider 31 38.07 100
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Bless Unleashed 43 -1 0 0.00 0 0.5438333154Sure Beats WalkingHarder, Better, Faster, StrongerAn Ancient PowerAdventure is EverywhereThat TicklesArdent AdventurerMounted Marathon 43 60.99 100
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Call of Duty® 63 -1 0 0.00 0 0.8588267565Time for PintsOnly the BeginningNobody was ThereWall of DutyNight FightA Crappy Way to DieNessie 63 112.89 100
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Counter-Strike 2 1 -1 0 0.00 0 0.9250243306A New Beginning 1 0.93 100
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Counter-Strike: Source 147 0.6520952582Clean SweepSomeone Set Up Us The BombAvenging AngelBlitzkriegBlind FuryMercy RuleSafety First 16 5.04 10.9 0.2633410394Finishing SchooledInsurgentEye to EyeThe Immovable ObjectHead Shred RedemptionHip ShotThe Unstoppable Force 131 116.22 89.1
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Deceit 14 0.3422874212LVP 1 0.34 7.1 0.4107148647SwagMVPCamaraderieWork Hard, Play HardNight BreedDouble TroubleMine 13 13.26 92.9
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Destiny 2 13 -1 0 0.00 0 0.2272646576Long and Winding RoadThe People's HeroCayde's PathfinderHeart of DarknessIkora's ProtégéZavala's LieutenantIn A Flash 13 8.47 100
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Dragon Age™ Inquisition 69 -1 0 0.00 0 0.5143666863The Wrath of HeavenSynergizedSkilledTrailblazerSharp-EyedCommanderWell-Prepared 69 76.68 100
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Euro Truck Simulator 2 35 0.3940302730Choo-ChooSardineZzzzzDiesel, No Petrol!Friends Are Always Here to Help You 5 1.29 31.4 0.4850805402CareeristHoney, I'm HomeFrom the Comfort of Your HomeReliable ContractorMy PreciousAll Is PossibleJob Is Only Worth It If It's Done Well! 30-6 22.31 68.6
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The Forest 45 -1 0 0.00 0 0.1514652073First NightCamp OutSurvivalistFirst ResponderClimate ChangeMonsterBe Nice 45 37.17 100
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Garry's Mod 29 1.5134588480AddictMega Upload1000 Thumbs100 ThumbsYes, I am the real garry!10 ThumbsMenu User 29 26.77 100 100 0 0.00 0
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Grand Theft Auto V 77 1.3744403124MastermindsElitistHumans of Los SantosMajesticCryptozoologistLocation ScoutCult Movie 77 53.53 100 100 0 0.00 0
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Hitman: Absolution 47 0.2354265451Heavy Burden 1 0.24 19.1 0.2649396360KingslayerDamage ControlUnder WrapsOne of the GuysTrue PotentialInconspicuousChamber of Secrets 46-8 30.66 80.9
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Just Cause 3 47 -1 0 0.00 0 0.2415225357Enjoy Your Homecoming(Just) Causin' ChaosVive le RevolutionFirst EncounterMOD InitiateGetting it in GearWhat a Disaster 47 41.63 100
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Just Cause™ 3 DLC: Sky Fortress Pack 7 -1 0 0.00 0 0.6414692402Stock-KeepingBreak a Leg!Like a Fish... in the Air!Look at the Sly FoxMy Name is EdenQuite the ConnoisseurA True Master 7 5.53 100
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Lost Ark 156 -1 0 0.00 0 0.1652443856A Leading LifePriest Named ArmenBasic TrainingSkill ResearchAdventurer of YudiaPathfinderCard Collector 156 175.68 100
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Mass Effect™ Legendary Edition 127 -1 0 0.00 0 0.2473080158Distinguished Service MedalSpectre InducteeMedal of Exploration ISearch and RescueRecruitQuarian AllyTurian Ally 127 87.16 100
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Mass Effect™: Andromeda Deluxe Edition 55 -1 0 0.00 0 0.4531005919First ContactPathfinderInitiatedWorld-ShaperFootholdData MiningFirst Steps 55 58.42 100
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Max Payne 3 46 1.8734211922The Shadows Rushed MeTraining CompleteMan Of Many WeaponsAll Of The AboveA New York MinuteFull MontyPayne In The Ass 46 48.09 100 100 0 0.00 0
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Max Payne 3: Deathmatch Made In Heaven Pack 7 1.2279143333It Looked Easy Enough3 Blind MiceResisting ArrestSweaty BettyBreaking and EnteringBetty ConfettiBreaking the 4th 7 7.90 100 100 0 0.00 0
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Max Payne 3: Hostage Negotiation Pack 4 1.1809934378WMD60 Seconds of IntimidationEarly AdopterOld School Moves 4 4.59 100 100 0 0.00 0
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Max Payne 3: Local Justice Pack 5 1.2169476748Long Arm of the LawExpress CheckoutM4 MurderKeep Your Nose CleanAir Ace 5 5.99 100 100 0 0.00 0
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Max Payne 3: Painful Memories Pack 5 1.2003813982Long Arm of the LawlessWelcome AshoreBar BrawlerDrinker's RevengeOuch My Head 5 5.77 100 100 0 0.00 0
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MEGAJUMP 18 -1 0 0.00 0 1.6330093145Visit the bogConfront godEnter the CiGrip coordinatesEnter the Secks number coordinates in save fileSpeak with Grey Duck the secret water mercinary of the ethereal planeActivate the secret teleporter in the sky to escape the pit to the Overworld to unlock extra challengesReach the end of the Challenge Run 1 course that goes around the tower 18 31.69 100
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Metro 2033 Redux 49 -1 0 0.00 0 0.3872599900TankDemolitionistWarriorSniperNosalis hunterWatchman hunterHunter 49 40.91 100
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Metro Exodus 52 -1 0 0.00 0 0.4462449551ExodusAuroraRegattaMartianGunsmithRailwaymanLong distance passenger 52 47.81 100
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Metro Exodus Enhanced Edition 68 -1 0 0.00 0 0.9301414490ExodusAuroraRegattaMartianGunsmithHandymanRailwayman 68 106.21 100
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Metro: Last Light Complete Edition 50 -1 0 0.00 0 0.4037375450RabbitClean EscapeWithin a Hair of DeathFirst DraftSoldierFreedom!Mouse 50 51.75 100
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Metro: Last Light Redux 49 -1 0 0.00 0 0.3661518693RabbitVeteranClean EscapeWithin a Hair of DeathEngineerSoldierShadow 49 39.75 100
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Middle-earth™: Shadow of Mordor™ 51 1.0091559887Burning VengeanceThe Last ShadowFire of JusticeThe Maker's BowBearer of the Shining LampA Graug's HeelCrowned with Living Light 38 16.11 74.5 0.5124871135Height of DespairThrill of the HuntIron of DeathRanger of IthilienBlack CelebrationShadows of the Ancient PastLiberator 13 11.02 25.5
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Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor - Lord of the Hunt 13 0.3615114093Hot FlashesWretched RetchI Had To Put Him DownA Short Introduction 4 0.81 30.8 0.1889603585Jaws of ShadowRattle the HiveO Mother, Where Art Thou?The Most Dangerous GameThe Flames Make It Go FasterNom Nom Nom!The Collector 9 3.29 69.2
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Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor - The Bright Lord 10 0.3319312334Battle ForgedBetrayedDominionEregion ReforgedBurning ShadowThe Scouring of Mordor 6 1.21 60 0.4406283200The Silver FistFrom Shadow to ShadowBeyond EpicLord of the Ring 4 2.34 40
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Mirror's Edge™ Catalyst 49 0.9669588208Hey, it's-a-me again!Learn to FlyLearn to walkReunion 4 2.55 100 0.6135645509In his bad booksTime for a Frenzied RumbleFive Finger DiscountDevastationElegant FlightPaybackPraise the Run 45-45 47.27 0
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Muck 49 0.8769546747The red plumber man liedFearlessChiefGuardianPain and sufferingGronkDavid vs Goliath 9 4.99 18.4 0.3601706624Team playerIrresistibleSet sailEasy PeasyTreasure HunterMuckinator 2This is fine 40 54.91 81.6
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Naval War: Arctic Circle 51 -1 0 0.00 0 1.2553493977NavigatorDeep TerrorCarrier CommanderDon't Tread On MeAir OverwhelmingShieldSub Hunter 51 131.97 100
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Paladins 58 0.9137144089Bounty HunterTeamed Up DiamondSilver Friends ForeverDouble Kills GoldCitizen of the RealmBig SpenderTeamed Up Platinum 32 16.21 55.2 0.4525387883Questions LaterWitness to HistorySurvivorMaster CollectorChampion Mastery VISniperChampion Mastery VII 26 26.90 44.8
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Path of Exile 127 -1 0 0.00 0 0.3440868556Mercy KillingThe Star of WraeclastOne of a KindElemental TrinityCryomancerA New DawnTime Capsule 127 142.33 100
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PAYDAY 2 701 1.1441440582From Russia With LoveAfraid of the DarkThey See Me Baggin', They Hatin'You Shall Not Pass!Cheerful ChildBullet DodgerLet's Do Th... 42 24.06 6 0.2212302834I Want to Get AwayPink SlipVirusI Never Asked for ThisThere is Always a First TimeNo Thermal Drill was Harmed During the HeistTaking the Bars 659 772.21 94
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PAYDAY 2: Armored Transport 48 0.4339501858If You Liked It You Should Have Put a Ring on ItBut Wait - There's More!Heat Around the Corner 3 0.80 6.3 0.3620589972We're Gonna Need a Bigger BoatThe Little Heister That CouldPicnicMidnight Ride's OverHeisters in a TincanMaking My Way DowntownWhen "X" Marks the Spot 45 26.80 93.8
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PAYDAY 2: Gage Mod Courier 10 0.4414990842Mall NinjaRussian OperatorLike A Boy Killing SnakesThere and Back AgainEagle EyesMy Spider Sense is TinglingBullseye 8 1.26 80 0.2956798375Point 'n' ShootHigh Speed, Low Drag 2 0.71 20
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PAYDAY 2: Gage Shotgun Pack 12 0.4345349371Knock, KnockNo Heist for Old MenSeven Eleven 3 0.87 25 0.2280792594Bang for the BuckShock and AweShotguns 101Lock, Stock & Eight Smoking BarrelsPolice BrutalityClay Pigeon ShootingEvery day I'm Shovelin' 9 3.61 75
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PAYDAY 2: Gage Sniper Pack 17 0.5897698402The Man With the Golden GunLast Action VillainYou Can't HidePublic Enemy No. 1Maximum PenetrationArachne's CurseBuild Me an Army Worthy of Crime.net 7 2.52 41.2 0.1559251398Lord of the FliesTriple KillPest ControlSeer of DeathSurprise MotherfuckerFar, Far AwayDodge This 10 3.46 58.8
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PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #01 10 0.4053299725Share the LoveAbove the LawHard CorpsInceptionFire in the Hole! 5 1.32 50 0.3707242608Guns Are Like Shoes3000 Miles to the Safe HouseWantedPublic EnemiesCommando 5 2.34 50
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PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02 10 0.6891934872They Drew First Blood, Not MeKillin's As Easy As BreathingAre You Kidding Me?Don't Push ItIn Town You're the Law, Out Here It's MeHOLY SHI- 6 3.12 60 0.5238413811Cloak and DaggerThe Eighth and Final RuleI Ain't Got Time to BleedDoctor Miserable 4 2.99 40
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PAYDAY 2: Hotline Miami 12 0.0574733056Phew! 1 0.06 8.3 0.2036842704*Click*Walk FasterPrankcallRunning in the 80'sOverdose1-800-KOMISSARWrong Number 11 3.94 91.7
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PAYDAY 2: The Big Bank Heist 20 0.5534186363Backing Bobblehead Bob12 Angry MinutesIt Takes a Pig to Kill a PigDon't Bring the HeatDon't Forget to FlossSweet SixteenIt Takes Two to Tango 8 2.44 40 0.2488485575Broke the Piggy BankThe Big Bank TheoryJust Like in the MoviesGo Big or Go HomeYou Can Only Plan to FailEntrapmentPiggy Broke the Bank 12 7.50 60
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PAYDAY 2: The Charlie Santa Heist 15 0.4521970451Dead PresentsEco RoundUpside DownMerry Christmas!All Eggs in One BasketIs Everything OK? 6 2.03 40 0.1969201118Go, Go, Gopd_bankClutchI Would Like to Move My Money to a Bank That Doesn't Get RobbedGreed Gets the Best of YouThe Global EliteWe Are All Professionals 9 4.42 60
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PAYDAY 2: The Death Wish Update 31 0.7108533978Long-Term RelationshipHighway to HellShipment and HandlingA Walk in the ParkLike a Fucking Sputnik!It's Always Foggy in Washington D.C.At a Crossroads 25 12.19 80.6 0.6215689182Tough Act to FollowShit Just Got RealDowntown MadnessCompletely OVERKILL!… For Better or WorseOVERKILL Salutes You! 6 4.12 19.4
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PAYDAY 2: The Election Day Heist 16 0.4761262834Murphy's LawDeath Wish SwingerYes, We Can!A Vote for ChangeI'm a SwingerMaster Detective 6 1.79 37.5 0.2280267626Don't Forget to Vote!Your Vote Matters!Storage HunterThe Most Honest Political MoveDemocracy in Action4 More YearsHot Lava 2.0 10 4.15 62.5
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PAYDAY 2: The Hoxton Breakout Heist 6 0.0074000624Why Don't We Just Use a Spoon? 1 0.01 16.7 0.2468448877Hoxworth RedemptionCavityDid Ya Miss Me?Bring the Crew TogetherNo Bars Can Hold Me 5 1.68 83.3
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PAYDAY 2: The Infamy Update 25 0.0985711068Becoming DisgracefulBecoming Infamous 2 0.11 8 0.1578421891Becoming WickedBecoming NotoriousBecoming ViciousBecoming VillainousBecoming AbominableBecoming FiendishBecoming Heinous 23 9.05 92
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PAYDAY 2: The Shadow Raid Heist 12 0.4767358601I Will Pass Through WallsI Will Take With ImpunityI Will Die and Die, and Die AgainI Will Walk Faceless Among MenI Will Fade to Dark 5 1.18 41.7 0.1884371340Is There Anyone There?I Am NinjaMurky DealsThe Shadows Are Your FriendsShinobi WibeLike a Shimmer Through the NightLike Taking Candy From a Heavily Armed Military Force 7 2.00 58.3
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Portal 2 51 1.2591663599Still AlivePortal Conservation SocietyTalent ShowTriple CrownIron GripParty of ThreeSmash TV 51 31.65 100 100 0 0.00 0
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PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS 37 -1 0 0.00 0 0.1589625925Blood on My HandsGuardian AngelPacifistYou Complete MeDevil Inside MeHealth JunkieKilling Spree 37 23.63 100
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Rust 75 0.6541212797Skin an AnimalPlace Sleeping BagCraft SpearCollect 200 StoneCollect 700 WoodCollect WoodCollect 300 Metal Ore 8 3.85 10.7 0.3352649808Destroy 10 BarrelsConstruct BaseCollect 65 ScrapAcquire 50 Low Grade FuelUpgrade BaseGiddy Up!Craft Camp Fire 67 82.39 89.3
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Shatterline 1 -1 0 0.00 0 0.3067087233Intro completed! 1 0.31 100
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SLUDGE LIFE 14 -1 0 0.00 0 1.3859187365D.R.E.A.M.BIG POCKETSTHE GOOD ENDINGOFF AND ON AGAINTRASH PLAYPISS FROM ABOVEFILL UP THE DECK 14 20.20 100
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SMITE 319 -1 0 0.00 0 0.3774487376Line Them UpPerfectLast HitMinion MayhemFreeze!Double Edged SwordThat's Far Enough! 319 448.39 100
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Sniper Elite 3 57 1.7801910639Highly decoratedTrue sniperDedicated soldierWait for it…Officer materialDouble the distanceYou'll try anything once 46 48.92 80.7 0.7955775261Elite fanSniping with friendsSpecialistExplosive HunterArchivistThe gathering1200 Rounds of Awesome! 11 16.47 19.3
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Sniper Elite 3 - Save Churchill Part 1: In Shadows 3 0.3143313229Living in the shadowsNothing to loseSurprise, surprise 3 0.56 100 100 0 0.00 0
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Sniper Elite 3 - Save Churchill Part 2: Belly of the Beast 3 0.2535204887Shoot to thrill 1 0.25 33.3 0.0093482155MeltdownT.N.T. 2 0.24 66.7
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Sniper Elite 3 - Target Hitler: Hunt the Grey Wolf 10 0.3290258646… And stay dead!Convenience is keySaved by the bellIn the middleGrenadierFast-moving targetThreat assessment 8 1.88 80 0.3414108455No escapeHerr Charles 2 0.70 20
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Team Fortress 2 520 0.2758675218RasputinMarxmanHard to KillIron KurtainRace for the Pennant 5 0.98 1.7 0.2241622955Camp FireFlamethrowerNemesisNext of KindlingSecond Degree BurnDropped DeadDead Heat 515-4 361.93 98.3
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Thief Simulator 2: Prologue 4 -1 0 0.00 0 0.6414164305Escape the assasinsJust the beginningGet 2k$Get 5k$ 4 3.87 100
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Tomb Raider 50 0.4699013829Big Game HunterOpportunistSharp ShooterPredatorBookwormOne Smart Cookie 6 2.47 12 0.4459783137GunslingerRelic HunterScroungerPickyA Survivor Is BornDown and DirtyEpic Fumble 44 43.97 88
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Wallpaper Engine 17 0.0490474999Trying something new 1 0.05 5.9 0.1064291820Getting the hang of itHard to pick just oneOut of disk spacePestKeeping an eye on this oneCreativity according to instructionsFound some good ones 16 11.45 94.1
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Warhammer: Vermintide 2 26 -1 0 0.00 0 0.3486246169My First WargearTempered by WarEscaped!Waste Not, Want NotQuite the FindCraftsmanThe Plot Thickens 26 22.36 100
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We Were Here 26 0.4931281805Why me?Lights, camera..Ice PhysicsIs that another..Dungeons and..This is fineIs that a.. 9 3.62 34.6 0.3222651482Myth BustersEye See You..Between The EyesA face on its..Antarctic OdysseyFools’ MateDungeon Master 17 8.64 65.4
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The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition 52 0.7727490664Torn Asunder!The FugitiveTasterPerfectionist 4 1.95 7.7 0.5121939778IntimidatorCraftsmanJourneymanGreat Potion!Oh My God! You Killed the Kayran! You Bastards!ApprenticeTo Aedirn! 48 44.46 92.3
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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt 52 0.7958231568Even OddsBrawl MasterAll InBrawlerPassed the TrialThe King is DeadXenonaut 25 11.29 48.1 0.4037313759Triple ThreatFire in the HoleMunchkinFearless Vampire SlayerAshes to AshesFull CrewFiend or Foe? 27 22.18 51.9
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Beta games

Game # Unlocked achievements Locked achievements
Current best # Points % Next easiest # Points %
Rust - Staging Branch 6 -1 0 0.00 0 2.0747194290Collect 100 StoneCollect WoodCraft Camp FirePlace Camp FireCraft Stone HatchetCraft Stone Pickaxe 6 12.58 100
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Spam games

Game # Unlocked achievements Locked achievements
Current best # Points % Next easiest # Points %
FUCK PUTIN 100 -1 0 0.00 0 0.6649698615F*CK PUTINF*CK PUTINF*CK PUTINF*CK PUTINF*CK PUTINF*CK PUTINF*CK PUTIN 100 116.66 100
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Seen 210 0.6469711661Determination 110 3 1.70 1.4 0.54885953662345678 207 193.12 98.6
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