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                                         <a class="bb_link" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOl2GOVYVltDuuge0lYfXpA?disable_polymer=true" target="_blank" rel="" >Ｙｏｕｔｕｂｅ</a>


<span class="bb_spoiler"><span>If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you strong or weak?</span></span>

<b>''i got heavily invested in the game'' -Daniel</b>



If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average ♥♥♥♥ height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average ♥♥♥♥ weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of ♥♥♥♥.

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated ♥♥♥♥ ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second. ​

Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.

L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33. ​

5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega -> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05 ​

This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day. ​

If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

Polacy co tak kurwa cicho?

Achievements

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Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs	7	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3032830954	7	10.52	100
	Amnesia: The Dark Descent	18	1.8755139112	17	26.68	94.4	1.9466226101	1	1.95	5.6
	Among Us	33	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5198953748	33	38.57	100
	APB Reloaded	60	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8576633334	60	102.55	100
	BattleBlock Theater	30	0.6360708475	3	0.94	10	0.1982893646	27	24.63	90
	Battlefield™ V	21	0.8932502866	9	4.43	42.9	0.7015128732	12	13.77	57.1
	Blacklight: Retribution	25	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4235947728	25	34.37	100
	Bloons TD 6	156	1.1984890699	52	27.86	33.3	0.4359273314	104	142.19	66.7
	Bloons TD5	135	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2801446915	135	185.72	100
	Borderlands 2	50	1.3907201290	50	27.06	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Borderlands 2 - Captain Scarlett and her Pirate's Booty	3	0.5321763754	3	1.06	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue’s Campaign of Carnage	3	0.5860220790	3	0.96	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock’s Big Game Hunt	3	0.4471929371	3	0.85	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Borderlands 2: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep	10	0.5804101825	10	2.68	100	100	0	0.00	0
	The Bureau: XCOM Declassified	34	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6734998822	34	40.81	100
	Business Tour - Online Multiplayer Board Game	19	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4744673967	19	27.36	100
	Call of Duty: Black Ops II	35	1.5710375309	35	27.93	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Multiplayer	5	1.2610073090	5	3.95	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Zombies	50	1.7266862392	50	65.79	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Call of Duty: Black Ops III	66	1.4298459291	66	65.93	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Call of Duty: Black Ops III - Awakening DLC Pack	10	0.5017468333	10	2.94	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Call of Duty®: Black Ops III - Eclipse DLC	10	0.3597778380	10	2.08	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Call of Duty®: Black Ops III - Zombies Chronicles	12	0.6393513083	12	5.69	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009)	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1317754686	50	26.40	100
	Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® 3 (2011)	50	1.4141000509	50	34.60	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® 3 (2011) Collection 1	6	0.3142763674	6	1.16	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® 3 (2011) Collection 2	6	0.2002644837	6	0.80	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® 3 (2011) Collection 3: Chaos Pack	14	0.1915424913	14	1.86	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Company of Heroes 2	378	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7422603965	378	641.80	100
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6974171400	1	0.70	100
	Counter-Strike: Source	147	1.4263529778	147	121.10	100	100	0	0.00	0
	CRSED: Cuisine Royale	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5291829109	13	23.92	100
	The Darkness II	50	1.4602825642	50	52.71	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Day of Defeat: Source	54	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6992738843	54	71.43	100
	DayZ	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8332424760	13	20.80	100
	Dead Island	48	1.5306148529	48	36.32	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Depth	40	0.3121626675	1	0.31	2.5	0.4033885896	39	37.14	97.5
	DiRT 3 Complete Edition	60	1.9405955076	60	85.53	100	100	0	0.00	0
	DOOM	39	1.5712677240	39	30.52	100	100	0	0.00	0
	DOOM - Unto The Evil DLC	5	0.2812893689	5	1.00	100	100	0	0.00	0
	DOOM: Bloodfall	5	0.2416105717	5	0.87	100	100	0	0.00	0
	DOOM: Hell Followed	5	0.3614383638	5	1.19	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Dying Light	53	1.3668669462	53	28.03	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Dying Light - The Bozak Horde	5	0.5739972591	5	2.00	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Dying Light: The Following	10	0.7482012510	10	3.44	100	100	0	0.00	0
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim	50	1.0587805510	50	21.72	100	100	0	0.00	0
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dawnguard	10	0.8361243010	10	5.94	100	100	0	0.00	0
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dragonborn	10	0.8864420652	10	5.72	100	100	0	0.00	0
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Hearthfire	5	0.8947858810	5	2.79	100	100	0	0.00	0
	F1 2015	45	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3252829313	45	85.71	100
	Fallout 4	50	1.1937576532	50	26.08	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Fallout 4 - Automatron	5	0.1669678837	5	0.60	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Fallout 4 - Contraptions Workshop	3	0.7061708570	3	1.92	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Fallout 4 - Wasteland Workshop	3	0.0926746428	3	0.23	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Fallout 4 Far Harbor	10	0.5098233819	10	2.15	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Fallout 4 Nuka-World	10	0.5484899879	10	3.94	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Fallout 4 Vault-Tec Workshop	3	0.1797120720	3	0.35	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Fallout: New Vegas	50	1.3389676809	50	39.73	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money	5	0.7802944779	5	3.18	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Fallout New Vegas: Honest Hearts	5	0.9243019223	5	3.53	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Fallout New Vegas: Old World Blues	5	0.0957989916	5	0.36	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Fallout New Vegas®: Gun Runners’ Arsenal™	5	0.6858343482	5	2.13	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Fallout New Vegas®: Lonesome Road™	5	0.4305736721	5	1.11	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Fishing Planet	17	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7569582462	17	31.71	100
	Garry's Mod	29	1.4944837093	29	26.53	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Geometry Dash	547	1.2219544649	120	80.98	21.9	1.9547761679	427	1261.31	78.1
	Goat Simulator	49	1.3367201090	49	40.11	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Goat Simulator: GoatZ	16	0.5732944608	16	7.12	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Goat Simulator: MMO Simulator	23	0.9746378064	23	14.60	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Goat Simulator: PAYDAY	18	0.2475263774	18	3.56	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Goat Simulator: Waste of Space	21	0.3351463974	21	5.39	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Golf With Your Friends	67	1.7974593639	39	38.74	58.2	0.3645876348	28	41.07	41.8
	Grand Theft Auto V Legacy	77	1.1936899424	75	50.60	97.4	1.3336938620	2	2.68	2.6
	Half-Life 2	69	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2775503397	69	95.81	100
	Half-Life 2: Episode One	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5500754118	13	10.50	100
	Half-Life 2: Episode Two	23	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4515004158	23	17.59	100
	Hand Simulator	72	1.7459936142	69	91.98	95.8	3.6217303276	3	11.57	4.2
	High Octane Drift	59	0.2570506036	1	0.26	1.7	0.7652752995	58	85.26	98.3
	Just Cause 2	50	1.5195899010	50	49.81	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Just Cause 2: Multiplayer Mod	20	1.6637405157	6	8.00	30	0.4894124866	14	22.12	70
	Just Cause 3	47	1.4441181421	47	41.52	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Just Cause™ 3 DLC: Bavarium Sea Heist Pack	6	0.5856143832	6	1.31	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Just Cause™ 3 DLC: Mech Land Assault	6	0.4893526435	6	1.46	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Just Cause™ 3 DLC: Sky Fortress Pack	7	1.1387556791	7	5.44	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Left 4 Dead	73	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3477966487	73	61.15	100
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	1.4182451963	70	56.04	69.3	0.5190623999	31	46.33	30.7
	LEGO® The Hobbit™	39	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7856028676	39	50.00	100
	LEGO® The Lord of the Rings™	48	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5339654684	48	53.77	100
	Metro 2033 Redux	49	0.8103044033	17	9.93	34.7	0.5499775410	32	32.75	65.3
	Metro Exodus	52	0.8078262210	14	8.42	26.9	0.6568760872	38	41.06	73.1
	Metro Exodus Enhanced Edition	68	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9340143204	68	105.21	100
	Metro: Last Light Redux	49	1.0931950808	18	10.51	36.7	0.5173766613	31	29.54	63.3
	Outlast	8	1.5403274298	8	7.84	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Outlast: Whistleblower DLC	6	1.4181990623	6	6.72	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Paladins	58	1.6884987354	58	42.52	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Papers, Please	13	0.4670547247	2	0.80	15.4	0.5340425968	11	9.54	84.6
	Path of Exile	127	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3350425959	127	139.59	100
	PAYDAY 2	715	1.5119712353	669	732.80	93.6	1.4497267008	46	120.44	6.4
	PAYDAY 2: Armored Transport	48	0.8221660852	48	27.22	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Assault Pack	10	0.2996337712	10	2.07	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Chivalry Pack	4	0.1758538634	4	0.40	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Historical Pack	5	0.1907179654	5	0.61	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Mod Courier	10	0.4395742714	10	1.96	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Ninja Pack	4	0.1745831966	4	0.54	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Russian Weapon Pack	4	0.1705425084	4	0.51	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Shotgun Pack	12	0.5700104833	12	4.46	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Sniper Pack	17	0.5854184628	17	5.96	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Spec Ops Pack	4	0.2062133253	4	0.61	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #01	10	0.4946728051	10	3.65	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02	10	0.8351059556	10	6.08	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Hotline Miami	12	0.6242087483	12	3.94	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: John Wick Heists	20	0.4709239602	20	5.40	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack	4	0.1370395869	4	0.51	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist	10	0.3878377080	10	2.11	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Alesso Heist	15	0.3793853223	11	2.61	73.3	0.6767496467	4	2.92	26.7
	PAYDAY 2: The Big Bank Heist	20	0.6018815637	16	5.64	80	0.9790908098	4	4.10	20
	PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist	11	0.3533457816	11	2.48	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Bomb Heists	22	0.4863702059	22	6.62	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Butcher's AK/CAR Mod Pack	8	0.8322628736	8	5.02	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Butcher's BBQ Pack	4	0.5526844263	4	1.33	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Butcher's Western Pack	4	0.3062729239	4	0.81	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Charlie Santa Heist	15	0.7339730263	15	6.41	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Death Wish Update	31	0.7623598576	31	16.22	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Diamond Heist	17	0.4655372202	13	3.38	76.5	0.7791719437	4	3.34	23.5
	PAYDAY 2: The Diamond Store Heist	6	0.3991732597	6	1.17	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Election Day Heist	16	0.5989782214	16	5.87	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Goat Simulator Heist	11	0.3801185489	11	2.79	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Golden Grin Casino Heist	15	0.3656653762	11	2.31	73.3	0.7251387835	4	3.07	26.7
	PAYDAY 2: The Hoxton Breakout Heist	6	0.4820033312	6	1.66	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Infamy Update	25	0.4760103226	25	9.03	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The OVERKILL Pack	10	0.5933067203	10	4.47	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Point Break Heists	23	0.5125553012	23	7.53	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Shadow Raid Heist	12	0.4743783474	12	3.13	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Wolf Pack	22	0.4810556173	22	6.85	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY: The Heist	48	1.6998499632	48	61.07	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY™ The Heist: Wolfpack DLC	8	0.9745512009	8	7.33	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Portal	15	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1871822774	15	10.67	100
	Portal 2	51	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1476014405	51	31.58	100
	PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS	37	0.9193576574	29	14.86	78.4	0.7723148465	8	8.65	21.6
	Robocraft	43	2.0670478344	42	71.05	97.7	2.1918208599	1	2.19	2.3
	Rocket League	72	0.9355786443	65	23.54	90.3	0.5202603936	7	5.10	9.7
	Rocket League® - Chaos Run DLC Pack	5	0.5425078273	5	1.74	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Rocket League® - Revenge of the Battle-Cars DLC Pack	5	0.6318784952	5	1.51	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Rocket League® - Supersonic Fury DLC Pack	6	0.7245499492	6	1.69	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Rust	99	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2599474788	99	191.03	100
	ShellShock Live	63	0.2430085093	4	0.79	6.3	0.3077580035	59	82.53	93.7
	Soccer Online: Ball 3D	8	0.6303506494	4	2.24	50	0.7526382804	4	4.88	50
	Spelunky	20	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2169485688	20	23.90	100
	STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order™	39	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3070939481	39	30.21	100
	Team Fortress 2	520	1.3778017759	520	356.79	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Terraria	137	1.2132613659	88	42.82	64.2	0.3659139872	49	89.96	35.8
	Tower Unite	651	-1	0	0.00	1.5	0.5080512166	651-10	1147.34	100
	Wallpaper Engine	17	1.1686522961	15	9.76	88.2	0.8013727665	2	1.68	11.8
	War Thunder	91	1.7223736048	40	43.31	44	0.7355672121	51	108.91	56
	Welcome to the Game II	27	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2584254444	27	36.20	100
	The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Remastered	52	1.2466474771	52	33.80	100	100	0	0.00	0
	The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Blood and Wine	13	0.5939744711	13	3.74	100	100	0	0.00	0
	The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Hearts of Stone	13	0.6509528756	13	5.07	100	100	0	0.00	0

Beta games

Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	Rust - Staging Branch	6	-1	0	0.00	0	2.0488455296	6	12.42	100

Spam games

Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	Hentai Girl	3000	0.1861198694	2100	362.37	70	0.1882209629	900	176.33	30
	Russian Life Simulator	100	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4088444412	100	47.72	100
	Zup! 3	1708	0.2152758837	1708	276.95	100	100	0	0.00	0

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