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Twinkle twinkle little ♥♥♥♥
How I wonder how long it is?
Looking at your magic penis,
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over us tonight!
Before my semen take me away,
I kneel beside my bed and ejaculate!
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I WANT TO THANK
NO ONE.
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IF YOU DON'T
HAVE ANYTHING
NICE TO SAY
GOOD
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THE WORLD IS
ENDING ?
GOOD
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IF YOU NEED TO CRY
JUST USE A TISSUE
NOT YOUR FACEBOOK
STATUS
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You Gave Me
Your Heart
It Was Delicious
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I LOVE YOU
BECAUSE
We hate the
same things
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I may be
your sweetheart
But I'm NOT sweet
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I HATE
Morning People
And Mornings
And People
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I Like Humans
The Way I Like
My Coffee
I HATE COFFEE
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I Heard Santa
On the Roof
So I Turned On
The Fire Place
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