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My religion is Chinese and I go to church at Panda Hut”-Alex Woo 2013
“I shoot lasers out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes!”-Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon
“It's not that I don't like ________, it's just that I don't want him hearing me talk bad about him.” -Gabenfoodle 2015
“WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BUDGET FOR THAT!”-Jedi 2015
“It's not animal cruelty, it's natural selection, with cars.”-Tim 2015
"It's not that you're immature, Johnson, it's that you're gay."-Foxhole 2016
"Turkey is where ham comes from."-Foodle 2016
"df a balloon took my horse lol"-Dobie 2017
"The CIA is like Wiley Coyote with access to Predator Drones."-Archer 2010
"Yamakas are just foreskins for your head."-Ben 2018
"Skootilipooping"-Ben 2018
"Stay liquid"-Gunnar 2019
"Life's a ♥♥♥♥♥ then you die."-Some TV show 2018
"I like my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just the way it is."-Ben 2021
"The only stripper I need is Gaza."-Ben 2021
"Except in dreams, you're never really free."-An old guy 1975
"You can put tits on just about anything."-Luke 2021
"I'd turn gay for your voice man."-Someone in Hell Let Loose 2021
"Your ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than Adam Sandler's."-A crazy ex 2021
"I’m not spending a red cent on the world’s lamest-looking hand cannon. If I want to see a fat dude with a small ♥♥♥♥, I’ll go look in a mirror instead and save myself the 400 bucks." - Ben 2023
"I speak Benjabi"-Ben 2023
"i don't know what it was before, but now it's a BAD NADE." -Ben 2023
"Derek, you're a legend"-My editor 2023
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