Your opinion is subjective; don't expect me to care about it.
Main Heavy for Crit Happens. <span class="bb_spoiler"><span> even though I'm shit </span></span>
Unusuals I have owned:
Bubbling Stainless Pot
Blizzardy Storm L'Inspecteur
Blizzardy Storm Mining Light
Circling Peace Sign Pugilist's Protector
Disco Beat Down Dragonborn Helmet
Disco Beat Down Soviet Gentleman
Disco Beat Down Prince Tavish's Crown
Smoking Honcho's Headgear
Miami Nights Hat of Cards
Nuts n Bolts Das Naggenvatcher
Terror-Watt Bonk Boy
Anti-Freeze Private Eye
Misty Skull Das Ubersternmann
Terror-Watt Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Time Warp Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
"The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn't. It's not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can't have your own facts." - Ricky Gervais
Quotes of the year 2014:
14:02 - VarmeVarm: Oh, so you want 3 keys for wasting 10 seconds of your life?
14:03 - Nigel Farage: If you're gonna be a massive jew over 3 keys, just buy it from the market :D
14:03 - VarmeVarm: no, you have a shit price buddy
14:03 - VarmeVarm: and dont call me a jew
14:03 - VarmeVarm: I hate jews
14:03 - VarmeVarm: those fuck-people
Never tell your password to anyone.
12 July 2014
17:01 - Extrasolar: Hi there.
17:11 - Extrasolar: So, you added me?
17:11 - Ozewiezewozawallakristalla: Yea
17:11 - Ozewiezewozawallakristalla: I did
17:12 - Ozewiezewozawallakristalla: You are selling a smoking honcho headgear
17:12 - Ozewiezewozawallakristalla: Im offering a bliz engi cap for it
17:12 - Extrasolar: Direct downgrade even if it wasn't gifted.
17:12 - Extrasolar: Cancer.
17:12 - Extrasolar: not to mention the fact that it's an Engie hat.
17:13 - Ozewiezewozawallakristalla: I would like to see you die from cancer
17:13 - Ozewiezewozawallakristalla: Fuck you
17:13 - Extrasolar: Problem?
17:13 - Ozewiezewozawallakristalla is now Offline.
Fun things about me that you don't care about:
Massive Britfag for no reason
I play waaaaaayyyyyy too much TF2. (well, duh)
I hate Pyros and Scouts #HighSkillFloor
I like to consider myself mildly intelligent and love to have arguments/debates with people who quite honestly have about as many valid points as Nigel Farage on the EU.
Why do people always assume I'm heterosexual.
Why do people always question my age; I'm fucking 16, damnit.
Huge Collector's weapons fag, got a few sets I need to complete.
I main Heavy because it's op as fuck.
You will sometimes see me playing the part of "Governer123" or "GUVNA WUNTOUFREE". Governor is an insanely racist Kansas-based ranch owner who makes a living through his cornfields, which are worked in by so-called " Filthy Mexicans" of which 88% are named Pedro. He also has a son by the name of Billy2006, a stupidly annoying little kid who loves his Father and loves "wrecking scrubs" even more. His favourite activity is running around with a pump-action Shotgun from the Call of Dooties, going around killing Mexican people; at least that's what his Daddy says. Billy's annoying high-pitched voice and his racism that is on par with Governor's makes him and his Father one of the most feared combinations to ever step foot on TF2 servers, perhaps even more so than the TF2 Po-Po.
I like dragons far too much...
I run TF2 on a shit tier dual-core 1.9 GHz laptop with an onboard GPU and 3GB of RAM. I get an average of 14 FPS on most 24-player servers with a combination of Chris' maxframes and m0re's highfps. I still manage to topfrag most rounds and be main Heavy and sub Spy for my Highlander team.
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