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Theristes

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Rank	328384
Achievements	578 (319.35 points)
Number of games and DLCs	22
Number of all owning games	Game details not public
Badges	6 (1083 XP)
Member since	December 29, 2011
Total playing time	2736.9 hours
Completion rate	0.0 %
Location	Gastonia, North Carolina, United States
Real name	Chase

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I am Theristes.



you're like a teddy bear with a metal suit on

Zoawsome ❤ : porn doesnt exist for me
Theristes : Only temp?
Zoawsome ❤ : yeah
Zoawsome ❤ : and our porn.

Theristes: They are what attract the lady folk
Theristes: Girls seem to love it taht my chest is the same size as theirs :P
Theristes: As i constantly wear tight shirts,So my pectorals are not hidden at all
Theristes: And if you want a size estimation, I can do 10 one handed push ups
Zoawsome ❤: while i on the other hand
Zoawsome ❤: can barely do one push up without my abs twitching
Zoawsome ❤: BUT I CAN 360 QUICKSCOPE A JUMPING SCOUT

Happiness is something known to me now.



I pleasure all the girls around because i'm insecure about my sexuality so i think that constant sex will change that, Also i can't see past them enough to realize they are more than sex objects

If i was to choose between cheese and sex,I would not be able to make a decision



Myself is after me,Draining my sanity.



I was me, but now he's gone

Life, it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself

On many occasions what is most unexpected is the truth

Those that are closed minded will understand one side of an arguement completely. However those that are open minded will never understand both sides completely.

let the the rivers run red with the ideals man said he would uphold,But did not.

smoking and tripping is all that you do.

Death means nothing to the reaper.

With God and Satan at my side
From darkness will come light


There is a method to my madness.

Every day that goes by,I lose some of myself in the tide of stupidity.

The world is what you make of it,But what does the world make of me?

Democracy has another definition: young men throwing their lives away for politicians.

You can punch a board and break it in half, I can punch a board and wipe out it's entire race.

I AM THE BACON IN THE FRIDGE FOR ALL LIVING THINGS THAT CRY OUT IN HUNGER


This school is full of whores
I think that's it
Not me, They're just whores

And you're a new guy
Yep

A hot new guy
Nope

Achievements

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Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	Battle Nations	24	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5418921113	24	32.40	100
	The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth	246	0.4405246079	36	6.69	14.6	0.1892515868	210	112.93	85.4
	The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth	98	0.2874476016	14	1.78	14.3	0.1198700443	84	37.31	85.7
	Borderlands 2	50	1.0160886049	23	7.84	46	0.3127079904	27	19.22	54
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6985412836	1	0.70	100
	Counter-Strike Nexon	196	-1	0	0.00	3.6	0.9365196228	196-7	592.14	100
	DLC Quest	22	0.4908749163	9	1.79	40.9	0.1661939621	13	6.88	59.1
	Enter the Gungeon	54	0.0882027596	1	0.09	1.9	0.4249064922	53	45.90	98.1
	Fistful of Frags	20	0.2145135999	1	0.21	5	0.5690577030	19	27.88	95
	Gauntlet™	43	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2562441826	43	57.67	100
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	0.9019412398	14	7.29	13.9	0.3096912503	87	95.09	86.1
	Lethal League	23	1.1663174629	9	6.27	39.1	1.0376605988	14	23.38	60.9
	Magicka	52	0.6660406590	2	0.81	3.8	0.1484831125	50	38.32	96.2
	PAYDAY: The Heist	48	0.3218683898	2	0.53	4.2	0.4905889332	46	60.54	95.8
	Poker Night at the Inventory (2010 Original Version)	20	0.6371489763	13	4.62	65	0.3234672546	7	4.75	35
	Realm of the Mad God Exalt	167	0.9489651322	9	5.47	5.4	0.9686259627	158	551.39	94.6
	Rogue Legacy	29	0.7250011563	8	2.45	27.6	0.2473991960	21	18.52	72.4
	Running Shadow	40	1.5493512154	12	12.34	30	1.3788329363	28	47.95	70
	SMITE	319	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3646402657	319	440.73	100
	Team Fortress 2	520	1.3179962635	425	261.15	82.5	0.5410388708	95-4	95.74	17.5
	Unturned	95	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3124172688	95	174.79	100

Beta games

Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	Loadout Campaign Beta	41	1.3396898508	7	6.43	17.1	1.1305694580	34	65.08	82.9

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