| Oyun |
Başarım |
Puan |
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Most Improved Tapulator |
1,35 |
| Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
|
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Go Left |
0,53 |
| Move to the left. |
|
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Go Right |
0,53 |
| Move to the right. |
|
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Meet Your Maker |
1,52 |
| Penetrate God. |
|
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Summer Job |
1,36 |
| Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
|
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Early Bird |
1,62 |
| Swallow every worm. |
|
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Sleep No More |
1,67 |
| Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
|
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Self Defence |
0,90 |
| Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
|
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Swan Tamer |
1,04 |
| Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
|
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Bulking Gear |
1,65 |
| Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
|
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Paperwork |
1,62 |
| Submit your monthly physical report. |
|
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Popcorn Buffet |
1,43 |
| Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
|
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Appalling Appetite |
1,74 |
| You should see a doctor immediately. |
|
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Clumsy |
1,26 |
| Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
|
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A Better John |
1,00 |
| Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
|
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Master Unlocker |
1,46 |
| Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
|
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Couch Party |
1,74 |
| Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
|
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Always Finishes First |
1,19 |
| Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
|
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Generous Lover |
0,66 |
| Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
|
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Spare Wheel |
1,37 |
| Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
|
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The Perfect Partner |
1,41 |
| Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
|
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My Precious |
1,51 |
| Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
|
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Magnetic Basshole |
1,51 |
| Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
|
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Safety First |
1,53 |
| Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
|
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Till Death Do Us |
1,14 |
| Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
|
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Autopaedicatio |
1,24 |
| Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
|
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Fussy Lover |
1,82 |
| Save yourself for that special orgy. |
|
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Fire Inspector |
0,65 |
| Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
