Day 1- Woke up half naked on a strange island. At least I assume it's an island. I tried to see if I could explore by walking from one side to the other. This is a bad idea as there are numerous carnivorous dinosaurs that want nothing more than to eat my face. As I run along I'm collecting lots of neat stuff but I'm only wearing a pair of basic cloth boxers. I have no idea where I'm keeping all this crap.
Day 2- Decided to put down roots. Tried to perfect my skills and build a house. Got attacked by a Compy but I clubbed it. Three more came over and ate my face.
Day 3- Tried to get back to my homestead. Got attacked by a massive crocodile. Tried to go back again. Got eaten by a T-Rex's angry cousin. Tried one more time and got swarmed by gigantic mosquito bugs. This area sucks.
Day 4- Magically spawned in a new area. Has to be further north as its cold. And snowing. Got eaten by a big buzzard. Washed ashore in a slightly warmer region of the north. Used my skills that I had been honing while getting my face eaten to build a house. I'm currently inside it while two dilophosaurus try to bust the door in and eat my face. These guys are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s.
Day 5- After cowering in fear during the night I finally decided to grow a pair and protect my measly thatch house. The dilophosaurs ate my face. Made it back to the house and killed the smaller of the two. Decided to make a slingshot and fight the other from a distance and put my ridiculous amount of rocks to good use. A few good shots to the dome and the female is unconscious.
Day 6- Fed the knocked out Dilophosarus some raw meat and Narcoberries. When she came too she started following me around like a lost puppy. Named her Popcorn. She might be a good companion since she's 20 levels higher than me.
Day 7- Popcorn saved me. Got ambushed in the forest behind my house by more of those annoying little Compy things. I'd like to think I helped weaken them with my club but ultimately Popcorn killed all three while I lay in the fetal position wounded and crying like a baby. At least they didn't eat my face.
Day 10- The last few days have been pure bliss. Popcorn and I have been roaming the area establishing our dominance by killing smaller, weaker things. We're collecting the hides in preparation for taming and saddling up a Trike. Irrigation is established and I'm trying to farm. Life is good and my face hasn't been eaten.
Day 12- Tragedy has struck as Popcorn has been killed. As we were scouring the area for hides we came across a turkey. I was hungry. So was Popcorn. We attacked and things seemed to be going well. Until a giant tortoise looking dino with spikes on its shell decided to help the stupid turkey. I got disoriented trying to lead the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ off tortoise away. Surely my Level 40 Popcorn would be ok against a level 6 turkey. Alas she wasn't. The turkey ate my dinosaur =(
Day 13- Went out in search of a new companion. Found and tamed another female dilophosaurus and named her CapriSun. Caught a male traveling with her and named him Popcorn in honor of my fallen friend. CapriSun and Popcorn part deuce have already saved me by protecting me from two other dilophosaurs that attacked me while I was unconscious from a scorpion bite. They have little hearts above their heads like they "like" each other. Weird? Time to get us a trike. This game = 10/10
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