"dude you sound like gilfoyle from silicon valley"-Benstillerfaggot69
>Be me
>20
>Driving my girlfriend to work
>She works at some shitty grocery store
>I stop at McDonalds to get a coffee for both of us
>A random number calls her phone but I didn't care even though it was 6:50am in the morning
>Her expression told me she knew that number
>I ask "Someone you know?"
>She gets defensive as shit and lets out a hard "no"
>WAYMENT.WAV
>Decided to pay no attention to it and just take her to work
>Drop her off at work
>I tell her "Hey...hope you kick a shoplifter in the dick"
>She chuckles a bit and just says "Yeah, see you at 2"
>I park somewhere near a Ross clothing store which is not too far from the said grocery store
>See girlfriend walking back outside
>SUDDEN MANLET
>She begins to converse with manlet as he lights up his cigarette
>Shes giggling while he puffs&jokes..then she slaps his arm
>Girlfriend doesnt like to touch or be touched by others (inb4 me)
>Both walk back inside to start their shift
>"Oh..ok"
>Come to terms that girlfriend is into manlet (faggot probably is into being pegged)
>Turn on Jimi Hendrix "Fire"
>I let Jimi take over
>Go back to shitty apartment and fall into a shitty mood induced sleep
>WakeMeUpInside.tar.gz
>Get back into my car to pick her up
>I Park right beside a nissan altima
>There she was waiting for me, talking to the manlet
>Manlet is on his phone
>She takes her phone out
>Turns out he sent her a shitty meme
>FUCKING MEMELETS
>I loop around the lot to pick her up
>She hops into my ride
>I asked "So how was your day?"
>She replied with a short "It was good."
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>Hook up my aux jack to my phone so Jimi could take over
>I play "Hey Joe" as i sang along
>Get to a red light
>Stare at her and scream "I SHOT HUH"
>She looks frightened
>I fucking knew it
>She broke up with me 3 days later
>Mfw I moved over and let Jimi take over
