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I'm a vegan

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Rank	212368
Achievements	1223 (666.54 points)
Number of games and DLCs	98
Number of all owning games	Game details not public
Badges	14 (2354 XP)
Member since	June 11, 2011
Total playing time	3371.6 hours
Completion rate	0.0 %
Real name	Pretty Fly for a White Guy

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can ♥♥♥. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in ♥♥♥ and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

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Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
Game		#	Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	AdVenture Capitalist	31	0.5847091079	13	5.08	41.9	0.4674039781	18	14.13	58.1
	Age of Empires II (2013)	196	1.2353003025	33	17.11	16.8	0.5605787635	163	251.81	83.2
	Age of Empires II (2013): The African Kingdoms	31	0.2201453894	1	0.22	3.2	0.2186564356	30	27.43	96.8
	Awesomenauts	46	1.8179844618	44	41.34	95.7	1.7497667074	2	3.51	4.3
	Bastion	24	0.3045946956	2	0.48	8.3	0.3106974959	22	21.86	91.7
	The Binding of Isaac	60	0.4504690766	10	3.14	16.7	0.4632403553	50	40.47	83.3
	BIT.TRIP Presents... Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien	26	0.4944632649	3	1.30	11.5	0.5131648183	23	25.61	88.5
	Borderlands 2	50	0.3013443649	9	1.69	18	0.2443771511	41	25.36	82
	Broforce	17	0.6943858266	2	0.95	11.8	0.2748047709	15	18.59	88.2
	Brütal Legend	59	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4778174460	59	89.70	100
	Castle Crashers	12	0.9422434568	2	1.59	16.7	0.3043452203	10	9.86	83.3
	Chivalry: Medieval Warfare	49	1.5745177269	36	39.50	73.5	1.1003406048	13	20.70	26.5
	Cities: Skylines	43	1.4295008183	26	22.56	60.5	0.6510217786	17	45.51	39.5
	Cities: Skylines - Snowfall	11	0.0895498320	1	0.09	9.1	0.0887302086	10	9.33	90.9
	Clicker Heroes	111	0.3316124678	15	2.22	13.5	0.1994099319	96	71.66	86.5
	Cook, Serve, Delicious!	52	0.6567615271	1	0.66	1.9	0.7132520080	51	67.48	98.1
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7008472681	1	0.70	100
	DayZ	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8341469765	13	20.81	100
	Dirty Bomb	77	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5231881738	77	120.03	100
	Divinity: Original Sin (Classic)	63	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5782658458	63	77.39	100
	Divinity: Original Sin Enhanced Edition	54	1.4246976376	33	28.85	61.1	0.5134875774	21	24.58	38.9
	DLC Quest	22	0.2111386359	6	0.87	27.3	0.1658757329	16	7.80	72.7
	Double Action: Boogaloo	31	-1	0	0.00	0	1.7565332651	31	84.44	100
	Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist	6	0.3117156327	1	0.31	16.7	0.6604853272	5	3.88	83.3
	Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition	20	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4942332804	20	20.69	100
	Dungeon Defenders	78	0.5846363306	6	2.71	7.7	0.5282747746	72	104.17	92.3
	Dungeon Defenders II	18	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3285670877	18	17.13	100
	Eets Munchies	14	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7642989755	14	16.55	100
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim	50	0.7051702738	31	10.29	62	0.3673183024	19	11.43	38
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dawnguard	10	0.4427034557	3	1.11	30	0.4677118659	7	4.82	70
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dragonborn	10	0.6666510105	8	4.02	80	0.8113020062	2	1.70	20
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Hearthfire	5	0.4417205453	3	1.15	60	0.7527965903	2	1.65	40
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition	75	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2950075865	75	67.90	100
	Electronic Super Joy	31	1.1031898260	4	3.50	12.9	0.9424879551	27	44.99	87.1
	Fallout 4	50	1.0366299152	40	17.13	80	0.7010310292	10	8.94	20
	Fallout: New Vegas	50	0.9978699088	24	13.59	48	0.4429227412	26	26.14	52
	Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money	5	0.7806851268	4	2.63	80	0.5497167706	1	0.55	20
	Fallout New Vegas: Honest Hearts	5	0.7290511727	4	2.61	80	0.9246712327	1	0.92	20
	Fallout New Vegas: Old World Blues	5	0.0958190858	3	0.19	60	0.0841968060	2	0.17	40
	Fallout New Vegas®: Gun Runners’ Arsenal™	5	0.1332152337	1	0.13	20	0.0644150749	4	1.99	80
	FEZ	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2673345804	12	9.52	100
	Garry's Mod	29	0.4124651849	6	1.29	20.7	0.5564569831	23	25.24	79.3
	Gauntlet™	43	0.6052302122	3	1.30	7	0.3298459053	40	56.37	93
	Golf With Your Friends	67	0.5815128684	14	4.76	20.9	0.3643345833	53	75.01	79.1
	Grand Theft Auto V Legacy	77	0.6672632098	17	5.55	22.1	0.2184542269	60	47.73	77.9
	Hammerwatch	38	1.7201917171	21	25.06	55.3	1.0003460646	17	29.63	44.7
	Hotline Miami	35	0.5109071732	10	3.55	28.6	0.2632563114	25	23.29	71.4
	Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number	29	0.7326206565	11	5.97	37.9	0.7172908187	18	19.71	62.1
	Insurgency	100	1.1826958656	10	8.09	10	0.4759740233	90	135.33	90
	Jotun: Valhalla Edition	36	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9363473654	36	68.32	100
	Kingdom Rush	74	1.0733739138	59	36.21	79.7	0.5668468475	15	13.17	20.3
	L.A. Noire	40	0.6060902476	11	4.67	27.5	0.4771279991	29	29.05	72.5
	L.A. Noire: DLC Bundle	20	0.0307305604	1	0.03	5	0.0478023589	19	8.88	95
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	0.8039065003	11	5.34	10.9	0.2312187403	90	97.04	89.1
	LIMBO	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4493082166	13	11.50	100
	The Lord of the Rings: War in the North	46	1.2182481289	28	22.51	60.9	0.9300414324	18	23.12	39.1
	Magicka	52	0.9909794331	30	12.14	57.7	0.6659467816	22	26.99	42.3
	Magicka: Vietnam	2	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3302487135	2	2.76	100
	Mark of the Ninja	30	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1815285087	30	23.45	100
	Monaco	13	0.6198525429	2	1.21	15.4	1.3305283785	11	19.55	84.6
	Mount & Blade: Warband	80	0.7723979354	8	3.64	11.3	0.3097321689	72-1	67.01	88.8
	Natural Selection 2	137	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1026161909	137	380.77	100
	No Time To Explain Remastered	9	-1	0	0.00	0	1.5978835821	9	17.74	100
	Path of Exile	127	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3354117870	127	139.66	100
	PAYDAY 2	715	0.7214797735	17	5.40	2.4	0.3914736211	698	850.83	97.6
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02	10	0.0070073940	1	0.01	10	0.5235823393	9	6.08	90
	Picross Touch	18	0.8536568284	12	7.03	66.7	0.7917333841	6	5.68	33.3
	Pillars of Eternity	31	0.6914200187	3	1.95	9.7	0.6022557616	28	37.93	90.3
	Portal 2	51	0.8064360023	26	9.74	51	0.4036478400	25	21.84	49
	Quake Live	58	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6361939311	58	98.46	100
	Realm of the Mad God Exalt	167	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2497404963	167	557.49	100
	Risk of Rain (2013)	15	0.7681659460	10	4.98	66.7	0.7716899514	5	4.52	33.3
	Rivals of Aether	30	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7097610235	30	39.68	100
	Rocket League	72	0.6000754833	36	6.92	50	0.2385130078	36	21.72	50
	Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken	29	1.1700805426	5	4.61	17.2	1.0846923590	24	36.22	82.8
	Rocksmith® 2014 Edition - Remastered	47	0.8403168321	12	7.35	25.5	0.5648691058	35	48.24	74.5
	Rogue Legacy	29	0.6165810823	16	6.23	55.2	0.6316130161	13	14.74	44.8
	Sanctum 2	43	1.4953490496	8	5.49	18.6	0.6613239646	35	58.75	81.4
	Simply Chess	10	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9832133651	10	16.98	100
	SMITE	319	1.2645773888	20	14.53	6.3	0.4629840255	299	426.29	93.7
	Space Engineers	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5484752059	29	47.56	100
	SpeedRunners	29	1.1886123419	14	7.76	48.3	0.7748637795	15	18.71	51.7
	The Stanley Parable	10	0.3435555696	5	1.22	50	0.4837347567	5	3.93	50
	SteamWorld Dig	24	1.2458261251	15	11.72	62.5	0.8599523902	9	13.13	37.5
	Super Meat Boy	48	0.3547151685	2	0.56	4.2	0.5843509436	46	65.55	95.8
	Swords and Soldiers HD	21	1.5606702566	6	6.82	28.6	1.0506467819	15	26.40	71.4
	Team Fortress 2	520	1.0492118597	252	126.09	49.2	0.3660574555	268-4	230.92	50.8
	Teleglitch: Die More Edition	39	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6830050945	39	75.74	100
	Terraria	137	0.2004376054	6	1.01	4.4	0.2167123258	131	132.22	95.6
	Torchlight II	119	1.0209316015	28	8.11	23.5	0.2265188396	91	88.14	76.5
	Toribash	106	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5070441961	106	244.05	100
	Trine 2	66	0.4098404646	3	1.05	4.5	0.4279395044	63	69.72	95.5
	A Virus Named TOM	44	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5279975533	44	82.76	100
	Volgarr the Viking	20	1.0104477406	7	5.75	35	1.3682731390	13	22.36	65
	VVVVVV	19	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0118423700	19	33.46	100
	Warframe	193	0.6801412702	48	21.01	25.9	0.5869263411	145-2	137.68	74.1
	XCOM: Enemy Unknown	50	1.0527075529	39	19.54	78	1.1507904530	11	16.27	22
	XCOM: Enemy Within	30	1.1818314791	21	13.33	70	0.7212846279	9	9.50	30

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