Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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CAN YOU DIG IT?! |
1.45 | 06/22/2017 13:59:04 |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
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40 Year Old Virgin |
1.42 | 06/22/2017 11:48:57 |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
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Anustart! |
1.39 | 06/22/2017 11:48:57 |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
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A-Rod Who? |
1.07 | 06/11/2017 17:34:10 |
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
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Fear and Loathing |
1.30 | 06/11/2017 16:59:11 |
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
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Uncle T-Bag |
1.22 | 06/09/2017 17:05:07 |
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
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Thanks for the money! |
1.03 | 06/09/2017 16:42:35 |
Finished all seven days. |
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill |
0.99 | 06/09/2017 16:41:19 |
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
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Door Mat |
0.87 | 06/09/2017 16:11:07 |
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me |
1.29 | 06/09/2017 16:08:11 |
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! |
0.85 | 06/09/2017 15:19:10 |
Killed over 1,000 people. |
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Rick Grimes 4 Life |
1.04 | 06/09/2017 15:09:22 |
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
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Screw Bill Lumbergh! |
0.90 | 06/09/2017 15:07:11 |
Survived Saturday. |
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Shiva Blast |
1.03 | 06/09/2017 14:32:00 |
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
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I'm not even supposed to be here today! |
1.06 | 06/09/2017 13:09:52 |
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
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Found 'em faster than GWB |
1.07 | 06/09/2017 12:46:20 |
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
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One time, at band camp... |
1.14 | 06/09/2017 12:34:09 |
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
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There's always money in the banana stand |
1.04 | 06/09/2017 12:28:07 |
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
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Fur Sure! |
0.68 | 06/09/2017 12:16:35 |
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
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Workin' for the Weekend |
0.83 | 06/09/2017 12:03:15 |
Survived Friday. |
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale |
0.79 | 06/09/2017 11:59:47 |
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
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Gary vs. The K. Man |
1.33 | 06/09/2017 11:56:30 |
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
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SCREW that game! |
1.28 | 06/09/2017 11:08:13 |
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. |
0.73 | 06/09/2017 10:51:11 |
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
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Darth Maul'd! |
0.92 | 06/09/2017 10:34:40 |
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy |
1.18 | 06/09/2017 10:24:17 |
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
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Running With Scissors |
1.03 | 06/09/2017 10:23:06 |
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
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I should buy a boat |
1.07 | 06/09/2017 10:17:39 |
Read the newspaper every day. |
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays |
0.78 | 06/09/2017 10:16:10 |
Survived Thursday. |
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Where's Mr. McGibblets? |
0.82 | 06/09/2017 10:14:39 |
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! |
0.81 | 06/09/2017 10:09:58 |
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
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Friend of Dorothy |
0.38 | 06/08/2017 21:11:42 |
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! |
0.69 | 06/08/2017 21:03:21 |
Survived Wednesday. |
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Hello, Newman |
1.22 | 06/08/2017 20:59:17 |
Kicked 30 dogs. |
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Pussy on a Pedestal |
1.20 | 06/08/2017 20:49:29 |
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
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Can't Touch This |
0.86 | 06/08/2017 20:40:32 |
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens |
1.05 | 06/08/2017 20:35:52 |
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace |
0.83 | 06/08/2017 20:13:10 |
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
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FAB-U-LOUS! |
0.89 | 06/08/2017 19:59:59 |
Wore all three outfits. |
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare |
1.02 | 06/08/2017 19:44:21 |
Totaled 30 cars. |
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C U Next Tuesday |
0.61 | 06/08/2017 19:01:30 |
Survived Tuesday. |
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Reddit would be proud. |
1.02 | 06/08/2017 18:49:35 |
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
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Señor Cornballer |
1.07 | 06/08/2017 18:38:41 |
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
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Don't taze me, bro! |
1.19 | 06/08/2017 18:34:55 |
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
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I don't need virgins for this |
1.13 | 06/08/2017 17:51:41 |
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
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Chapelle's Show |
1.01 | 06/08/2017 17:47:32 |
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
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Chuck Norris'd! |
0.91 | 06/08/2017 17:42:49 |
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
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Paid the Piper |
0.94 | 06/08/2017 17:39:22 |
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
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I Am Legend |
1.02 | 06/08/2017 17:27:26 |
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree |
0.79 | 06/08/2017 17:22:36 |
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll |
0.83 | 06/08/2017 17:08:21 |
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
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Officer McLovin' |
0.49 | 06/08/2017 17:03:17 |
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog |
0.61 | 06/08/2017 17:02:21 |
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway |
0.65 | 06/08/2017 17:02:11 |
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
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Finkle IS Einhorn! |
0.60 | 06/08/2017 16:59:19 |
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
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Lieberman is our Leader! |
0.64 | 06/08/2017 16:46:46 |
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa |
0.46 | 06/08/2017 16:42:30 |
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
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Here, Wilfred |
0.47 | 06/08/2017 16:41:28 |
Gained your first dog helper. |
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You are not alone |
0.98 | 06/08/2017 16:23:58 |
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
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It's sterile and I like the taste |
0.54 | 06/08/2017 15:51:25 |
Sucked down your own piss. |
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Do you even Enzyte, bro? |
0.66 | 06/03/2017 11:43:10 |
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you |
0.54 | 06/03/2017 11:40:27 |
Put out someone that's on fire. |
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Duck Dynasty |
0.42 | 06/03/2017 11:08:37 |
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays! |
0.44 | 06/03/2017 11:06:20 |
Survived Monday. |
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R. Kelly's Protege |
0.34 | 06/03/2017 10:38:11 |
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
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Well, aren't YOU a badass |
0.40 | 06/03/2017 10:35:50 |
Kicked open a door. |