Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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Trick or Treat |
1.73 | 10/31/2015 14:54:25 |
Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year. |
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Snatch me if you can |
1.77 | 10/30/2015 19:41:47 |
Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to! |
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Week Minded |
1.75 | 10/30/2015 19:34:52 |
You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week.. |
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Jason goes to Sunny Pines |
1.65 | 10/30/2015 19:34:52 |
Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can. |
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Thor's Day |
1.66 | 10/22/2015 19:39:35 |
Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday. |
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Over the hump |
1.68 | 10/21/2015 19:28:51 |
Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by. |
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Tuesday’s child |
1.66 | 10/20/2015 19:25:16 |
Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday. |
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A Manic Monday |
1.64 | 10/19/2015 21:26:31 |
Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday. |
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No rest for the wicked |
1.60 | 10/18/2015 10:32:12 |
Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday. |
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A Quiet Night In |
1.66 | 10/17/2015 17:57:16 |
Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend. |
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Million Dollar Granddad |
1.55 | 10/17/2015 17:39:56 |
Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer. |
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Death Defiler |
1.56 | 10/17/2015 17:34:26 |
Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place. |
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Slick Moves Like Jagger |
1.42 | 10/17/2015 17:29:58 |
Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite. |
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Feeling Lucky? |
1.25 | 10/17/2015 17:12:11 |
Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal. |
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Death Derider |
1.43 | 10/17/2015 16:59:56 |
Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now. |
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Death Defier |
1.30 | 10/17/2015 16:51:01 |
Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight. |
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Worldly Wise Whiz |
1.52 | 10/17/2015 16:21:37 |
Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted. |
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Silver Surfer |
1.34 | 10/17/2015 16:08:44 |
Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen. |
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Disco Driving |
1.63 | 10/17/2015 16:08:37 |
Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday. |
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Casting your net |
1.38 | 10/17/2015 16:08:37 |
Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination. |
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He Was A Skater Boy |
1.70 | 10/17/2015 15:58:11 |
Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road. |
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Paperboy The Hard Way |
1.67 | 10/17/2015 15:56:16 |
Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty. |
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Sweep |
1.51 | 10/17/2015 15:48:43 |
Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly. |
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Gone In Many Seconds |
1.21 | 10/17/2015 15:48:43 |
Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times. |
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Death Decider |
1.45 | 10/17/2015 15:43:45 |
Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world. |
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Am I Missing An Eyebrow? |
1.26 | 10/17/2015 15:34:16 |
Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society. |
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We Can Rebuild Him |
1.08 | 10/17/2015 15:25:11 |
Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits. |
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Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me |
1.35 | 10/17/2015 15:20:25 |
Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self. |
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Death Despiser |
1.53 | 10/17/2015 15:16:42 |
Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now. |
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Technophobic |
1.23 | 10/17/2015 15:16:38 |
Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently. |
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Batteries not Included |
1.09 | 10/17/2015 14:55:09 |
Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter. |
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During The War... |
0.74 | 10/17/2015 14:54:47 |
Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster. |
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GrimAced |
0.85 | 10/17/2015 14:50:13 |
Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace. |
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My Kart Is Augmented |
0.84 | 10/17/2015 14:46:58 |
Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh? |