-I don't splash cereal on my ass before I eat it.
-Well shove candy corn up my ass and call me a jack-o-lantern.
-If someone calls you a pain in the ass make a buttplug with your head and give it to them for thier birthday.
-I'm gonna blow my tushie trumpet in your mouth and inflate you like a balloon.
-I wonder if nipples can conduct static eletricity.
-I be nimble, I be quick, I jump ass first on the candlestick.
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