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Rank	227464
Achievements	1193 (609.13 points)
Number of games and DLCs	198
Number of all owning games	Game details not public
Badges	19 (6493 XP)
Member since	May 08, 2010
Total playing time	3634.4 hours
Completion rate	2.4 %
Real name	Sawyer

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on Thursdays we hear the crunch of the garbage truck
run to watch the garbage man working
underneath the sun
he is young and tanned and wears no shirt
just cut-off jeans
his hair is honey blond
beneath a red scarf turban
a medallion on a chain
dances on his chest
as he builds up his momentum

orang-utan swinging from truck to curb
half-running half-leaping
with a rhythm that suggests
he is keeping time to music

the sun shining down on his shoulders
sweat-slippery biceps bulging
hamstrings hard as hammers
pirouetting pirate
in an innovative free-style
garbage day ballet

we call the garbage man
Baryshnikov
I tell my children
watch him and remember
when
you do the thing you do with joy
you create a thing of beauty
this is the challenge and the task
of being human:

to take all life's garbage
transform it into dance

I bore them with my metaphor
and my children always wary
of my vision from my window
think he's just a man
in a hurry
to get home for a beer


"sup3rmark : can't tell if trolling or actually autistic."

Achievements

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Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	12 is Better Than 6	46	0.7387952805	10	6.61	21.7	0.6444397569	36	32.71	78.3
	Abyss Odyssey	17	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5732343793	17	22.05	100
	AI War: Fleet Command	322	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9550186396	322	722.13	100
	Amnesia: The Dark Descent	18	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1015181541	18	28.62	100
	And Yet It Moves	30	0.7101560235	3	1.60	10	0.4945179522	27	47.58	90
	Atom Zombie Smasher	40	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3692286611	40	43.57	100
	Audiosurf	19	0.7988504171	7	3.06	36.8	0.5920956731	12	13.52	63.2
	Audiosurf 2	14	0.1597082913	2	0.32	28.6	0.2844978571	12-2	16.74	71.4
	Awesomenauts	46	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3336586058	46	44.85	100
	Bad Rats	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9372422099	13	16.82	100
	The Banner Saga: Factions	42	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0858224630	42	121.93	100
	Bastion	24	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1707186401	24	22.34	100
	Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY Edition	47	0.4612196088	6	2.28	12.8	0.4366697371	41	34.11	87.2
	Batman: Arkham City GOTY	64	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3414339721	64	63.11	100
	Batman™: Arkham Origins	50	-1	0	0.00	22	0.3093063235	50-11	57.57	100
	BattleBlock Theater	30	0.6870507598	14	6.20	46.7	0.5479317307	16	19.36	53.3
	Beat Hazard	25	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1666488647	25	13.50	100
	The Binding of Isaac	60	0.6204700470	7	2.34	11.7	0.3225083947	53	41.26	88.3
	The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth	246	0.8838053942	178	70.19	72.4	0.3951086402	68	49.48	27.6
	The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth	98	0.5160714388	33	8.02	33.7	0.2805686593	65	31.07	66.3
	The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+	63	0.4729086161	12	3.15	19	0.3628484607	51	26.84	81
	BioShock Infinite	50	0.1870971620	1	0.19	2	0.2472476363	49	32.81	98
	BIT.TRIP Presents... Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien	26	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3945380747	26	26.90	100
	BIT.TRIP RUNNER	26	0.2468969822	4	0.77	15.4	0.2931973338	22	29.17	84.6
	Borderlands 2	50	0.2437073439	8	1.39	16	0.2446463555	42	25.67	84
	Braid	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2412347794	12	7.48	100
	The Bridge	20	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4820451140	20	21.83	100
	Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5827549100	12	8.96	100
	Brütal Legend	59	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4778963625	59	89.72	100
	The Bureau: XCOM Declassified	34	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6734998822	34	40.81	100
	Capsized	18	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5955499411	18	30.70	100
	Castle Crashers	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3044457138	12	11.45	100
	Cave Story+	76	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2513212860	76	89.96	100
	Clicker Heroes	111	0.3892563581	25	4.89	22.5	0.3229328394	86	68.97	77.5
	Clustertruck	19	0.2589994371	2	0.50	10.5	0.3631792665	17	11.69	89.5
	Cogs	18	0.4780569375	1	0.48	5.6	0.5887225866	17	20.98	94.4
	Contrast	22	0.4526085556	6	2.46	27.3	0.4892406464	16	10.26	72.7
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6971544623	1	0.70	100
	Counter-Strike: Source	147	0.9743640423	12	4.02	8.2	0.2513245344	135	117.08	91.8
	Crusader Kings II	32	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9776934385	32	52.54	100
	Crypt of the NecroDancer	32	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4037982821	32	56.53	100
	Dead Island	48	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2861969173	48	36.32	100
	Dear Esther: Landmark Edition	10	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1834261417	10	13.46	100
	Deus Ex: Human Revolution	49	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1709371060	49	30.03	100
	Deus Ex: Human Revolution - The Missing Link	10	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5543656945	10	8.78	100
	Dino D-Day	77	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6875771284	77	112.39	100
	Dirty Bomb	77	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5229557157	77	120.01	100
	Dishonored	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1723404229	50	36.89	100
	Divekick	14	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8023948073	14	26.37	100
	Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist	6	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3117156327	6	4.19	100
	Duck Game	18	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3056656718	18	20.09	100
	DuckTales Remastered	20	0.5983936191	4	1.65	20	0.4167109728	16	13.45	80
	Dungeon Defenders	78	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3351884484	78	106.88	100
	Dungeons of Dredmor	93	0.6623840332	5	2.64	5.4	0.4664353728	88	113.21	94.6
	Dungeons of Dredmor: Conquest of the Wizardlands	16	0.0096472334	1	0.01	6.3	0.3748356402	15	17.08	93.8
	Dust: An Elysian Tail	30	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2762697339	30	21.27	100
	Dystopia	42	-1	0	0.00	0	1.5506671667	42	75.31	100
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim	50	0.4963842034	2	0.56	4	0.1105509326	48	21.15	96
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition	75	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2954363823	75	67.93	100
	Euro Truck Simulator 2	47	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1516111195	47	51.45	100
	F.E.A.R. 3	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5242668986	50	71.68	100
	Faerie Solitaire	30	0.5076718926	7	2.79	23.3	0.5070388913	23	18.18	76.7
	FINAL FANTASY VII (2013)	36	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2118191272	36	33.05	100
	Fistful of Frags	20	0.2145135999	1	0.21	5	0.5690577030	19	27.88	95
	Fortix	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3879340589	12	7.46	100
	Fractured Space	34	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3531072140	34	70.23	100
	Free to Play	5	0.6596126556	5	2.98	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Galcon Fusion	136	0.9767016172	2	1.78	1.5	0.8464986086	134	259.51	98.5
	Gang Beasts	19	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3998828530	19	17.45	100
	Goat Simulator	49	0.6356908679	7	2.88	14.3	0.3183943331	42	37.23	85.7
	Gotham City Impostors: Free To Play	412	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4805179238	412	783.79	100
	Gunpoint	42	0.6908267736	9	4.01	21.4	0.4404702187	33	24.34	78.6
	Guns of Icarus Online	849	0.5517113209	3	1.56	0.4	0.5229414701	846	2524.23	99.6
	Half-Life 2	69	0.4420248270	1	0.44	1.4	0.2775753140	68	95.35	98.6
	Half-Life 2: Episode One	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5500754118	13	10.50	100
	Half-Life 2: Episode Two	23	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4515004158	23	17.59	100
	Hammerwatch	38	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4660356045	38	54.70	100
	Hatoful Boyfriend	16	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7821213603	16	14.68	100
	Her Story	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4746365845	13	7.79	100
	Hero Academy	40	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4361654818	40	45.91	100
	Hero Siege	135	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8335715532	135	300.86	100
	Hotline Miami	35	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1594137698	35	26.84	100
	I Am Bread	35	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4322446883	35	58.71	100
	Ichi	17	-1	0	0.00	52.9	0.6416281462	17-9	20.95	100
	Injustice: Gods Among Us Ultimate Edition	50	0.7038616538	2	1.34	4	0.6408864260	48	71.95	96
	Jazzpunk: Director's Cut	24	0.6348287463	2	1.18	8.3	0.4455904067	22	14.48	91.7
	Jet Set Radio	30	0.7343537211	2	1.33	6.7	0.9412452579	28	51.79	93.3
	Kairo	11	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7352410555	11	10.88	100
	Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes	10	0.7676591277	5	2.59	50	0.9388350844	5	7.56	50
	Killing Floor	285	-1	0	0.00	0.4	0.2442813069	285-1	361.31	100
	Killing Floor Mod: Defence Alliance 2	30	-1	0	0.00	0	2.6672124863	30	81.18	100
	Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5647001863	12	10.80	100
	Left 4 Dead	73	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3477966487	73	61.15	100
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	0.7145087123	10	3.89	9.9	0.3227244020	91	98.48	90.1
	Lethal League	23	1.0376605988	7	4.40	30.4	0.7504919171	16	25.26	69.6
	Life is Feudal: Your Own	150	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4039280117	150	209.72	100
	Life is Strange™	12	0.3503561318	1	0.35	8.3	0.4501824677	11	7.96	91.7
	LIMBO	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4492537677	13	11.49	100
	Loadout	28	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4517289698	28	39.04	100
	Long Live The Queen	45	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3797674477	45	46.79	100
	The Lord of the Rings: War in the North	46	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4571450651	46	45.62	100
	LUFTRAUSERS	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2879954576	12	9.20	100
	LYNE	33	0.6576098204	33	16.99	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Machinarium	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7566259503	12	10.97	100
	Magicka	52	0.7833376527	24	8.55	46.2	0.3226707578	28	30.58	53.8
	METAL SLUG 3	30	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2418127954	30	26.22	100
	Middle-earth™: Shadow of Mordor™	51	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1547904313	51	27.52	100
	MIND Path to Thalamus E.Edition	23	0.6023083925	1	0.60	4.3	0.7557379007	22	29.12	95.7
	Minimum	7	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5605046749	7	8.55	100
	Monaco	13	0.6199841499	2	1.21	15.4	1.3306941986	11	19.55	84.6
	Monday Night Combat	51	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3772631586	51	88.71	100
	Mount & Blade: Warband	80	0.9318767190	3	2.14	5	0.3106174767	77-1	68.51	95
	Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword	21	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7918301225	21	32.04	100
	Mount Your Friends	8	1.6731187105	1	1.67	12.5	1.5384200811	7	11.69	87.5
	Nidhogg	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3262647986	12	14.95	100
	No More Room in Hell	115	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4279690981	115	206.00	100
	Octodad: Dadliest Catch	32	0.4481180012	1	0.45	3.1	0.6281931400	31	38.91	96.9
	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	18	0.3854277432	1	0.39	5.6	0.3978636563	17	24.66	94.4
	One Way Heroics	44	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4866811633	44	50.84	100
	Only If	10	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7306629419	10	9.43	100
	Organ Trail: Director's Cut	28	0.8490086794	1	0.85	3.6	0.5977730155	27	35.34	96.4
	Ori and the Blind Forest	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5064865947	50	47.34	100
	ORION: Prelude	251	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3523029983	251	439.38	100
	Osmos	11	0.3604542315	1	0.36	9.1	0.8697305918	10	14.40	90.9
	Paladins	58	0.3039875031	1	0.30	1.7	0.1809497625	57	42.21	98.3
	Papers, Please	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3370774090	13	10.34	100
	PAYDAY 2	715	0.7635341287	13	4.19	1.8	0.2187604755	702	849.06	98.2
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02	10	0.0070094881	1	0.01	10	0.5236381292	9	6.08	90
	PAYDAY 2: The Death Wish Update	31	0.1114374474	1	0.11	3.2	0.2482722849	30	16.11	96.8
	Poker Night at the Inventory (2010 Original Version)	20	0.4353547394	11	3.57	55	0.3797861338	9	5.80	45
	The Political Machine	21	1.1462125778	6	4.48	28.6	0.4713754058	15	15.44	71.4
	Poly Bridge	22	0.7491126060	3	1.65	13.6	0.9149401188	19	30.73	86.4
	Portal	15	0.3118745387	2	0.50	13.3	0.2562749684	13	10.17	86.7
	Portal 2	51	1.0890644789	23	10.49	45.1	0.3213639557	28	21.09	54.9
	POSTAL 2	69	0.5949105024	3	1.33	4.3	0.3801212311	66	61.36	95.7
	Prison Architect	18	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6039808393	18	22.49	100
	Psychonauts	37	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6216101646	37	44.51	100
	PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS	37	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1591084450	37	23.51	100
	Quake Live	58	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6358277202	58	98.45	100
	Quantum Conundrum	15	0.3411441445	2	0.64	13.3	0.5136401057	13	15.31	86.7
	Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad - Single Player	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8231359124	29	45.96	100
	Rising Storm/Red Orchestra 2 Multiplayer	140	-1	0	0.00	16.4	0.5178991556	140-23	258.25	100
	Rock of Ages	19	0.2282030880	1	0.23	5.3	0.3449115753	18	18.94	94.7
	Rocket League	72	0.3738466203	28	4.27	38.9	0.1434977949	44	24.38	61.1
	Rogue Legacy	29	0.2473991960	2	0.39	6.9	0.1728535593	27	20.58	93.1
	Saints Row: The Third	53	0.1371019036	2	0.27	5.7	0.2052090913	51-1	35.21	94.3
	Scribblenauts Unlimited	25	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3233485520	25	20.97	100
	Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter	35	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3751073480	35	56.80	100
	Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter	70	0.8314490914	1	0.83	1.4	0.6654691100	69	116.05	98.6
	Sid Meier's Civilization V	118	0.9672843218	21	7.03	17.8	0.1589421332	97	105.02	82.2
	Civilization V - Scenario Pack: Wonders of the Ancient World	15	0.0389875174	1	0.04	6.7	0.3192325234	14	16.41	93.3
	Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World	60	1.0546114445	1	1.05	1.7	0.3873856664	59	73.66	98.3
	Sid Meier's Civilization V: Gods and Kings	51	0.4156734347	7	1.37	13.7	0.2357044518	44	58.81	86.3
	Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth	64	0.3802891970	2	0.59	3.1	0.2409760803	62	64.29	96.9
	Skullgirls 2nd Encore	45	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7557643056	45	91.69	100
	SMITE	319	1.1809993982	12	8.22	3.8	0.5045663118	307	432.48	96.2
	Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army	26	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2062877268	26	22.00	100
	Sonic Adventure DX	15	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6700951457	15	20.72	100
	South Park™: The Stick of Truth™	50	0.8579382300	23	9.30	46	0.4311762154	27	25.24	54
	SpeedRunners	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2715598941	29	26.47	100
	The Stanley Parable	10	0.1891243607	2	0.38	20	0.2019003630	8	4.78	80
	STAR WARS™ Knights of the Old Republic™ II: The Sith Lords™	57	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6662923098	57	76.49	100
	Stardew Valley	49	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2278390527	49	49.99	100
	SteamWorld Dig	24	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3738173842	24	24.86	100
	Strata	24	0.6438722610	2	1.25	8.3	0.6753674150	22	21.23	91.7
	Super Hexagon	6	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4818682075	6	5.58	100
	Super Meat Boy	48	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2096288204	48	66.11	100
	Super Time Force Ultra	33	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6469249129	33	43.31	100
	Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP	14	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5680844784	14	16.00	100
	Surgeon Simulator	72	0.3176447153	3	0.82	4.2	0.2815288305	69	87.77	95.8
	Tabletop Simulator	26	0.3832788765	3	0.72	11.5	0.4343141615	23	29.03	88.5
	Team Fortress 2	520	1.3178576231	513	348.26	98.7	0.9231781363	7	8.53	1.3
	Teleglitch: Die More Edition	39	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6830050945	39	75.74	100
	Terraria	137	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1220623851	137	132.76	100
	Thomas Was Alone	35	0.3130371869	1	0.31	2.9	0.2704126239	34	19.71	97.1
	Ticket to Ride	25	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0133339167	25	49.34	100
	Tiny and Big: Grandpa's Leftovers	53	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5187368393	53	72.59	100
	To the Moon	1	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6042140722	1	0.60	100
	Torchlight II	119	1.0210450888	16	4.43	13.4	0.1788208634	103	91.83	86.6
	TowerFall Ascension	30	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6800479293	30	50.56	100
	Transistor	33	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2444962859	33	30.68	100
	Trine	33	0.1977249980	1	0.20	3	0.4712014198	32	31.11	97
	Tropico 4	60	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6588017344	60	74.04	100
	Turbo Dismount	23	0.2633619606	2	0.48	8.7	0.1953395456	21	19.36	91.3
	Universe Sandbox Legacy	16	0.1133385226	2	0.22	12.5	0.2652210891	14	14.12	87.5
	Unturned	95	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3123839796	95	174.76	100
	Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa's Rampage	13	0.9577001929	2	1.52	15.4	0.6563054323	11	11.56	84.6
	VVVVVV	19	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0118150711	19	33.46	100
	War Thunder	91	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4780169129	91	152.20	100
	The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition	52	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3370618820	52	46.15	100
	The Wolf Among Us	35	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2400384843	35	13.54	100
	Wolfenstein: The New Order	50	0.1344060898	1	0.13	2	0.1547729671	49	29.01	98
	World of Goo	8	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0825207233	8	12.97	100
	Worms Revolution	29	0.5757887959	2	1.02	6.9	0.3036030829	27	39.67	93.1
	XCOM: Enemy Unknown	50	0.2064019144	1	0.21	2	0.2000657767	49	35.60	98
	You Have to Win the Game	15	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2457967103	15	14.17	100