| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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Helicopters |
1.32 | 08/05/2018 12:42:02 |
| Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now. |
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General Kony Crimelord |
1.33 | 08/05/2018 12:36:16 |
| Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs. |
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Lock 'n' Load |
1.29 | 08/05/2018 12:32:31 |
| Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies. |
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Side Scroller |
1.30 | 08/05/2018 12:25:58 |
| Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt. |
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Miss Mexico |
1.29 | 08/05/2018 12:23:57 |
| Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico. |
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Prison Warden |
1.40 | 08/05/2018 12:22:57 |
| Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners. |
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Hijackers Beware |
1.29 | 08/05/2018 12:17:16 |
| Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored! |
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Roger Crimelord |
1.30 | 08/05/2018 12:11:37 |
| Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom. |
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Big Hans Crimelord |
1.30 | 08/05/2018 12:05:06 |
| Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians. |
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Junk Food Glutton |
1.28 | 08/05/2018 11:37:35 |
| Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich |
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Stripper Town |
1.28 | 08/05/2018 11:37:33 |
| Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions. |
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Vegetarian Chef |
1.13 | 08/05/2018 11:35:18 |
| Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers |
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Miss UK |
1.25 | 08/05/2018 11:28:51 |
| Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK. |
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Subway Pass |
1.25 | 08/05/2018 11:15:25 |
| Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit. |
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Miss Russia |
1.23 | 08/05/2018 10:59:55 |
| Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia. |
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Dracogen Lab |
1.27 | 08/05/2018 10:51:41 |
| Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments. |
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Warehouse |
1.21 | 08/05/2018 10:47:57 |
| Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders. |
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Miss Japan |
1.20 | 08/05/2018 10:45:13 |
| Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan. |
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So Thirsty |
1.21 | 08/05/2018 10:40:08 |
| Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks |
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Bill's Storage |
1.20 | 08/05/2018 10:40:06 |
| Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now. |
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Miss USA |
1.21 | 08/05/2018 10:31:00 |
| Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA. |
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Dry Viaduct |
1.20 | 08/05/2018 10:12:23 |
| Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification. |
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Battle Royal |
1.15 | 08/05/2018 09:56:30 |
| Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund. |
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6th Street Blockade |
1.13 | 08/05/2018 09:49:51 |
| Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops. |
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Karate Hell |
1.54 | 08/05/2018 09:37:18 |
| Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald. |
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Miss Brazil |
1.08 | 08/05/2018 09:37:18 |
| Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil. |
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Brother Antlers Crimelord |
1.11 | 08/05/2018 09:36:35 |
| Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler. |
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Foreign Object |
1.42 | 08/05/2018 09:21:34 |
| Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher. |
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Cultist Crusher |
1.09 | 12/31/2015 12:04:06 |
| It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement. |
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Picnic Time |
1.06 | 12/31/2015 12:04:06 |
| Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers |
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Fruit Kicker |
1.07 | 12/31/2015 12:04:02 |
| Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit |
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Orchards |
1.04 | 12/31/2015 11:53:52 |
| Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game. |
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Subway Gas Attack |
1.03 | 12/31/2015 11:50:15 |
| Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em. |
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Cheese Head |
1.09 | 12/31/2015 11:48:11 |
| Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese |
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Dr. Karate Kick Master |
1.36 | 12/31/2015 11:47:34 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick. |
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Sobtanian Crimelord |
1.00 | 12/22/2015 19:04:00 |
| Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk. |
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Miss Canada |
0.91 | 12/22/2015 18:55:10 |
| Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada. |
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Take Out The Trash |
1.16 | 12/22/2015 18:51:47 |
| Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city. |
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Nurse King-Fu Crimelord |
1.14 | 12/22/2015 18:38:48 |
| Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster. |
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Anarchy Way |
0.84 | 12/22/2015 18:30:23 |
| Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists. |
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Grave Digger |
1.14 | 12/22/2015 18:17:41 |
| Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel. |
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Miss France |
1.05 | 12/22/2015 18:14:45 |
| Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France. |
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Grizzly Yves Crimelord |
1.08 | 12/22/2015 18:14:20 |
| Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers. |
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Nude Beach |
1.02 | 12/22/2015 17:52:56 |
| Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that. |
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Miss China |
0.96 | 12/22/2015 08:43:36 |
| Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China. |
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Stabby Rascal Crimelord |
0.99 | 12/22/2015 08:43:28 |
| Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs. |
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King Street |
0.85 | 12/22/2015 08:35:17 |
| Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy. |
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Dr. Karate Foot Power |
1.09 | 12/22/2015 08:33:22 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick. |
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Playmore Park |
0.81 | 12/22/2015 08:26:09 |
| Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide! |
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Dr. Karate |
0.81 | 10/23/2015 05:58:16 |
| Complete any level with Dr. Karate. |
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Wharf |
0.60 | 10/23/2015 05:58:16 |
| Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night? |
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Corpse Thrower |
0.88 | 10/23/2015 05:48:41 |
| Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him. |
| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
|
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The Beekeeper |
1.12 |
| Complete any level with the Beekeeper. |
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The Beekeeper Fatal Sting |
1.50 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick. |
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The Beekeeper Mega Swarm |
1.25 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees. |
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Hella Fistgerald |
1.14 |
| Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald. |
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Hella Derby Smash |
1.41 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack. |
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Hella Heart Breaker |
1.47 |
| Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack. |
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Steroid Jackson |
1.11 |
| Complete any level with Steroid Jackson. |
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Steroid Jackson Back Breaker |
1.55 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker. |
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Steroid Jackson Andro Stomp |
1.50 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp. |
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O'Grady |
1.33 |
| Complete any level with O'Grady. |
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O'Grady Stun Gun Happy |
1.52 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack. |
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O'Grady Boot + Face |
1.53 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack. |
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Kid Justice |
1.36 |
| Complete any level with Kid Justice. |
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Kid Justice Bully Beatdown |
1.56 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack. |
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Kid Justice Schoolyard Smash |
1.59 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack. |
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De Capitan |
1.43 |
| Complete any level with De Capitan. |
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De Capitan Low Blow |
1.57 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack. |
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De Capitan Masked Avenger |
1.58 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack. |
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Preston Endicott |
1.37 |
| Complete any level with Preston Endicott. |
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Preston Endicott Tornado Kick |
1.54 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick. |
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Preston Endicott Classy Headbutt |
1.61 |
| Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack. |
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Bad Trip |
1.43 |
| Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms |
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Zombie Survival Kit |
1.60 |
| Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife |
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Salsa Party |
1.30 |
| Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove |
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Hapless Romantic |
1.66 |
| Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose |
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Coffee Shop Hipster |
1.70 |
| Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses |
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Hoarder |
1.71 |
| Collect 100 unique items. |
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Fuel Efficient Smack Down |
1.10 |
| Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him. |
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Jump Kicker |
1.36 |
| Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack. |
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High Fructose |
1.40 |
| Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola. |
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Video Grappler |
1.68 |
| Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni. |
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Kid Keeper |
1.63 |
| Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper. |
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Bash Brothers |
1.66 |
| Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan. |
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Fan Favorites |
1.53 |
| Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper. |
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Above The Law |
1.64 |
| Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady. |
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One Percenters |
1.64 |
| Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate. |
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DerbyBall All-Stars |
1.58 |
| Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson. |
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Street Enforcers |
1.66 |
| Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan. |
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Upstairs Downstairs |
1.66 |
| Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady. |
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The Milkman Crimelord |
1.56 |
| Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman. |
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Lady Chop Chop |
1.52 |
| Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop. |
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Dogsworth McFreedom |
1.55 |
| You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection. |
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Zotmeister |
1.61 |
| Defeat any level using Zotmeister. |
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Steven Dengler |
1.50 |
| Defeat any level using Steven Dengler. |
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Ash Vickers |
1.49 |
| Defeat any level using Ash Vickers. |
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Chairman Kodoshin |
1.70 |
| Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin. |
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Quentin Le Loup |
1.66 |
| Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup. |
