If I am online but not responding, don't take it personally, I am probably busy in some form. I will not unban you, write an appeal on the forums. I will not give you a reserved slot, go donate. I will not give you admin, go die.
LtB Council Member and spokesperson, TTT and HL2RP Owner, FORP co-owner, Sandbox Super-admin, HaloRP operator, Melonbomber Operator, forum manager, Overall Computer Geek.
If you are part of <a class="bb_link" target="_blank" href="http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ltbservers" >LtB</a>, feel free to ask me any questions/send me a friend request.
...And no, you can't have my earbuds
We live in the age where we credit content to usernames, where our friends across the world are a click away, and where the greatest weapon we could have is the keyboard and mouse in front of you.
And now, moments of which were of the idiotic, ridiculous, funny, or failure nature, summarized. Some names have been changed to protect the (not so) innocent.
Kishnav: I am 18 years old, idiot
<LtB> BeAtz: My nipples were too blue, i looked at the penisman and said: "What if?" and with that, i was ded.
<LtB> BeAtz: oh shit, wrong person
<LtB> BeAtz: xD
John D: What.
John D: The.
John D: Fuck.
Hiccup383: Why do you never look at me when we make love?
Hiccup383: avoid
Hiccup383: that was for pride
John D: No that was for my profile
Hiccup383: NUUUUUUUU
John D: SSD is fully installed.
ReconPWNᴴᴰ: You are mad
John D: Insane.
ReconPWNᴴᴰ: Where do you get your white lab coat cleaned?
ReconPWNᴴᴰ: Insane evil villians Inc?
John D: Machine washable mofo.
ReconPWNᴴᴰ: I'm driving a fucking Tacoma.
ReconPWNᴴᴰ: That's like a mid sized truck
ReconPWNᴴᴰ: This punkass
ReconPWNᴴᴰ: And his little prius rolls up and cuts me off or over takes me or just something stupid
John D: 21/25 MPG
John D: You deserve it
ReconPWNᴴᴰ: MY WHEEL IS BIGGER THAN YOUR WINDOW
ReconPWNᴴᴰ: EAT MY DICK
[FiM] Lyra: I got a haircut today.
John D: Congratulations?
[FiM] Lyra: I dont have my mane;-;
John D: This conversation is over, brony.
BeAtz: Fuck, I got my dick stuck in the air conditioner again.
KayZam: I am now owned by Walmart and... EA was it?
KayZam: :P
John D: That's it I'm no longer friends with you
KayZam: Please pay $1.99 to resume talking
John D: Dammit.
DerpPie: This
DerpPie: <a class="bb_link" target="_blank" href="https://steamcommunity.com/linkfilter/?url=http://theuglydance.com/?v=ktheejgbjr" >http://theuglydance.com/?v=ktheejgbjr</a>
John D: I'm gonna go contact the coroner ahead of time
DerpPie: Coroner?
DerpPie: Hmm..
DerpPie: HMMM
DerpPie: WHATS
DerpPie: DAT
DerpPie: BRB
DerpPie: GOOGLE
DerpPie: An official who holds inquests into violent, sudden, or suspicious deaths.
DerpPie: Huh.
John D: Yes.
<NC> Dylan: At home I have 0.6 mbps
JDC: Oh sweet jesus
JDC: That sounds like an abusive childhood if I ever saw one
RENEGADE18X: Whats the HL2RP pass?
John D: It's renegadeeatsdix
RENEGADE18X is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
John D: You actually tried that
RENEGADE18X: I don't think anything less of you for it either John.
John D: Feeling isn't mutual
ReconPWN: Too bad it's on the dice engine
JDC: Frostbite*
ReconPWN: Whoops
ReconPWN: Tomato toma~~to
ReconPWN: Same thing
JDC: I think you mean to-ma-to to-mat-o
ReconPWN: JDC
ReconPWN: have I ever told you that I don't like you?
Greatie: i went into shock (literally)
John D: Well why aren't you in the ER?
Greatie: because yolo????
<NC> Leyf: JD, get the Blood of the Regulars.
JDC: ...I threw that out a while ago, it was clogging the fridge]
<NC> Leyf: Fuck.
<NC> Leyf bites fingers.
Greatie: john d seems like the guy i would want to fuck but then again not