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Cmdr. Commander is not a crook, he's earned all he's got.
Cmdr. Commander killed his family, but he is a family man.
Cmdr. Commander doesn't affraid of anything, but accidentally his cavalry.
Cmdr. Commander once invented an anti-gravity machine by placing buttered toast on the back of a cat.
Cmdr. Commander BRANGLE DANGLE!
Cmdr. Commander once had a sex change, and that was awkward for everyone.
Cmdr. Commander used to be lounge singer, until he lost his beloved hat.
Cmdr. Commander puts a 'DONK' on everything.
Cmdr. Commander will protect every SHINE for you. Every. SHINE.
Cmdr. Commander is a self proclaimed professor of "The smArts".
Cmdr. Commander once saw an ass so fat, he could not contain himself.
Cmdr. Commander went into business with a talking shark selling monocles.
Cmdr. Commander was so perplexed by his shark dealings that everything appeared to be backwards and foreign.
Cmdr. Commander such commanding, very leadership, so wow.
Cmdr. Commander sang a song about his favorite baby, and he certainly did not mean maybe.
Cmdr. Commander is incredibly excitied about shaving, it makes everything better.
Cmdr. Commander pioneered the EVA, then his friend took a photo of his majesty.
Cmdr. Commander 日本語を勉強する, then reinstalled in 日本語.
Cmdr. Commander commanded a starship whose continuing missing was to rescue sweet, sexy, space-babes from their loneliness.
Cmdr. Commander joined a university abroad and became a bona-fide 教授 プロフェッサー!
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