Pretty simple: If you are a kid, have no profile, level 0 or a private profile, didn't read below the arrows, are an SJW/FASCIST/MARXIST, or easily triggered, then I no add you. vvvvv More word things below vvvvv
I don't add everyone, so leave a comment on my profile page as to why I should add you. Seriously, has social media killed people's ability to make a simple introduction any more?
I'm TOTALLY a giant anthropomorphic gaymer Ferret from the planet "Dook" way out in "Otter Space", a gearhead/petrolhead car lover, real gun enthusiast (none of that airsoft or paintball stuff), old school text roleplayer, and much much more.
I cannot stand self titled SJWs.
I can't stand most "flamers", and I can't stand most furries either, so take that for what it is worth.
Yes, I am gay, that doesn't mean I have to like or fit into the media stereotypes of gay people.
And it is "LGBS" Those are sexual orientations INCLUDING straight!... That "TQII+-" crap is all identity CHOICES... Sexual orientation and made-up identities are two entirely different things.
If feminism was about equal rights then they wouldn't be called "feminists". Also, when was the last time feminists raised money for prostate cancer research? Equality my ferrety ASS!
If blacklivesmatter wanted equality then they would be called ALLlivesmatter. BLM is no different than the KKK. Both groups are full of racists.
If you defend Nazism/Fascism, Marxism/Communism, then you are SCUM OF THE EARTH.
I don't PvP but I do like Co-Op games. I don't take games very seriously, as they are games, and not real life, so I play them to have FUN first and foremost.
I really don't take things that seriously, especially in the world of internet forums.
Life is too damn short to take everly little damn thing so friggin' seriously.
If you can speak and type decent English, a.k.a. no txt speek (this isn't a cell phone.. They are spelled YOU and ARE, not u and r.) If you are so lazy as to be unable to hit a total of three keys for a simple word, then I likely will not enjoy chatting with you. Call me an elitist, grammar Nazi if you want, but that is just the way I am. ^_^ Otherwise, hit me up some time.
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Must be over 18 years of age. Some restrictions may apply. Sir Dookface McFerretballs takes no responsibility for anything said or done. Valve and Sir Dookface McFerretballs are not responsible for the side effects of Sir Dookface McFerretballs.
Common side effects of "Sir Dookface McFerretballs" may include: Sudden fuzzyness, poofy tail syndrome, uncontrollable happy ferret noises, political rambling, common sense, car talk, irritable bowel syndrome, enjoying life, headaches, techno babble, playing games for fun and not for competitive reasons, self combustion, man thongs, cancer, direct to consumer medical advertising, sarcasm, headaches, rainbow colored farts of fabulousness, death, rock and roll, metal/heavy metal music, sudden Agnosticism, priapism, tinfoil and other shiny things... In rare cases: Tight leather pants and disco balls!
Not everyone should take "Sir Dookface McFerretballs". If you are pregnant or may ever become pregnant, nursing or may ever be a nurse, are undead or just plain dead, have an alergy to people that are blunt and to the point, are a religious fundamentalist or may ever become a religious fundamentalist, are under 18 years of age, or eat only vegetables, then you should not take "Sir Dookface McFerretballs".
Ask your doctor if "Sir Dookface McFerretballs" is right for you.
If you actually read this all the way through, I salute you.
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