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SCREW that game! SCREW that game! 1.27
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Hello, Newman Hello, Newman 1.22
Kicked 30 dogs.
Uncle T-Bag Uncle T-Bag 1.21
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Pussy on a Pedestal Pussy on a Pedestal 1.19
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me, bro! 1.18
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Cesar Millan is Very Happy Cesar Millan is Very Happy 1.17
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
John Rambo'd! John Rambo'd! 1.17
Made a very long killing spree.
One time, at band camp... One time, at band camp... 1.13
Saved the marching band from explody death.
I don't need virgins for this I don't need virgins for this 1.12
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Señor Cornballer Señor Cornballer 1.07
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
I should buy a boat I should buy a boat 1.06
Read the newspaper every day.
A-Rod Who? A-Rod Who? 1.06
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Anger Management With Roger Clemens Anger Management With Roger Clemens 1.04
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Rick Grimes 4 Life Rick Grimes 4 Life 1.04
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Running With Scissors Running With Scissors 1.03
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Thanks for the money! Thanks for the money! 1.02
Finished all seven days.
Rebecca Black's Nightmare Rebecca Black's Nightmare 1.02
Totaled 30 cars.
I Am Legend I Am Legend 1.02
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Reddit would be proud. Reddit would be proud. 1.02
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Chapelle's Show Chapelle's Show 1.00
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
I swear, I thought it was a home fill I swear, I thought it was a home fill 0.99
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Paid the Piper Paid the Piper 0.93
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Darth Maul'd! Darth Maul'd! 0.92
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Chuck Norris'd! Chuck Norris'd! 0.91
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Screw Bill Lumbergh! Screw Bill Lumbergh! 0.90
Survived Saturday.
FAB-U-LOUS! FAB-U-LOUS! 0.89
Wore all three outfits.
Door Mat Door Mat 0.86
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Can't Touch This Can't Touch This 0.85
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! 0.85
Killed over 1,000 people.
Workin' for the Weekend Workin' for the Weekend 0.83
Survived Friday.
Gotta pay the Troll Toll Gotta pay the Troll Toll 0.83
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace 0.83
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Where's Mr. McGibblets? Where's Mr. McGibblets? 0.82
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! 0.81
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale 0.79
Roasted 30 people with fire.
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree 0.78
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays 0.77
Survived Thursday.
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. 0.73
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! 0.69
Survived Wednesday.
Fur Sure! Fur Sure! 0.68
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Do you even Enzyte, bro? Do you even Enzyte, bro? 0.66
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway 0.65
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Lieberman is our Leader! Lieberman is our Leader! 0.64
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog 0.61
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
C U Next Tuesday C U Next Tuesday 0.60
Survived Tuesday.
Finkle IS Einhorn! Finkle IS Einhorn! 0.60
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
It's sterile and I like the taste It's sterile and I like the taste 0.54
Sucked down your own piss.
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you 0.53
Put out someone that's on fire.
Officer McLovin' Officer McLovin' 0.49
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Here, Wilfred Here, Wilfred 0.47
Gained your first dog helper.
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Taxidermy with Chuck Testa 0.46
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Someone's got a case of the Mondays! 0.43
Survived Monday.
Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty 0.42
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Well, aren't YOU a badass Well, aren't YOU a badass 0.40
Kicked open a door.
Friend of Dorothy Friend of Dorothy 0.38
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
R. Kelly's Protege R. Kelly's Protege 0.34
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Locked achievements

Game Achievement Points
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Michonne ain't got nothin' on me 1.28
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Fear and Loathing Fear and Loathing 1.30
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Anustart! Anustart! 1.38
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
40 Year Old Virgin 40 Year Old Virgin 1.41
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
CAN YOU DIG IT?! CAN YOU DIG IT?! 1.44
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Planet of the Apes: The Musical Planet of the Apes: The Musical 1.39
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Scientology Level: OT VIII Scientology Level: OT VIII 1.50
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Shiva Blast Shiva Blast 1.03
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
There's always money in the banana stand There's always money in the banana stand 1.04
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Found 'em faster than GWB Found 'em faster than GWB 1.07
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Gary vs. The K. Man Gary vs. The K. Man 1.33
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
You are not alone You are not alone 0.97
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
I'm not even supposed to be here today! I'm not even supposed to be here today! 1.05
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

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