| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
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The Panzy |
1.54 |
| Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown. |
|
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A Whale of a Tail |
1.75 |
| Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon. |
|
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King of Annals |
1.41 |
| Get first place in the Butt Brawl. |
|
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The Mad Capper |
1.75 |
| Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh. |
|
 |
Skull Collector |
1.34 |
| Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation. |
|
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Hook Line and Stinker |
1.68 |
| Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong. |
|
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Beer Goggle Champion |
1.09 |
| Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach. |
|
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Update Your Hardware |
1.43 |
| Get with the hot Robot. |
|
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FAT32 Reformat |
1.22 |
| Get with the big Robot. |
|
 |
Better Red Than Dead |
1.32 |
| Get with the Devil's mistress. |
|
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Rubbin' Hood |
1.68 |
| Get with one of Hod's chicks. |
|
 |
Petty Woman |
2.06 |
| Get 100 hummers from a hooker. |
|
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Bronze Harlot |
1.94 |
| Get with a hooker 100 times. |
|
 |
The Burger Thing |
2.06 |
| Get with 100 hookers from behind. |
|
 |
King of the Carrot |
0.65 |
| Beat Chapter 3. |
|
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Old Family Secret |
0.72 |
| Beat Chapter 4. |
|
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First Squirt Award |
0.80 |
| Beat Chapter 5. |
|
 |
Havajo Hero |
0.82 |
| Beat Chapter 6. |
|
 |
Swipe That V Card |
0.83 |
| Beat Chapter 7. |
|
 |
Shots Down Under |
0.86 |
| Beat Chapter 8. |
|
 |
T & A Trifecta |
0.92 |
| Beat Chapter 9. |
|
 |
Holy of Holies |
0.94 |
| Beat Chapter 10. |
|
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Total Domination |
1.08 |
| Defeat the Man. |
|
 |
El Penetrator |
1.14 |
| Defeat Ron Jeremy |
|
 |
Predator Status |
1.48 |
| Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on. |
|
 |
Pimp Status |
2.06 |
| Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on. |
|
 |
The Mick Jagger Award |
2.06 |
| Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on. |
|
 |
17 Will Get You 20 |
0.98 |
| Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs. |
|
 |
Forty with Good Behavior |
1.94 |
| Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs. |
|
 |
Life in the Pokey |
2.06 |
| Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs. |
|
 |
Hammer Time |
0.79 |
| Get with girls from behind 10 times. |
|
 |
Butt Brawler |
1.50 |
| Get with girls from behind 100 times. |
|
 |
The Broken Wagon Wheel |
2.06 |
| Get with girls from behind 1000 times. |
|
 |
The Drop Slot |
1.20 |
| Get with 100 Girls normally. |
|
 |
The Golden Rod |
2.06 |
| Get with 1000 Girls normally. |
|
 |
Fill 'Er Up Award |
1.54 |
| Get 100 hummers. |
|
 |
Drop the Mic |
2.06 |
| Get 1000 hummers. |
|
 |
Slight Addiction |
1.02 |
| Play the game for 10 Hours. |
|
 |
Chasing the Dragon |
1.62 |
| Play the game for 100 Hours. |
|
 |
Full Bone Addiction |
1.64 |
| Play the game for 1000 Hours. |
|
 |
Gift of Gab |
0.65 |
| Mack 100 chicks. |
|
 |
The Babe Detector |
1.94 |
| Mack 1000 chicks. |
|
 |
Box Hunter |
0.86 |
| Get with 100 chicks. |
|
 |
Say Hello to My Little Friend |
2.06 |
| Get with 1000 chicks. |
|
 |
Repent Ye Sinner |
0.35 |
| Get turned down by 10 chicks. |
|
 |
Not with a Ten Foot Pole |
1.12 |
| Get turned down by 100 chicks. |
|
 |
Big Game Hunter |
0.89 |
| Get with 10 hot chicks. |
|
 |
Like Fish in a Barrel |
1.94 |
| Get with 100 hot chicks. |
|
 |
Young Bunz Award |
2.06 |
| Get with 1000 hot chicks. |
|
 |
Pound for Pound |
1.31 |
| Get with 100 big girls. |
|
 |
Large and in Charge |
2.06 |
| Get with 1000 big girls. |
|
 |
Box Master |
0.90 |
| Get 100 girls off. |
|
 |
The Bearded Clam |
2.06 |
| Get 1000 girls off. |
|
 |
Hit and Run |
0.75 |
| Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off. |
|
 |
Self-Service Award |
1.75 |
| Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off. |
|
 |
Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls |
2.06 |
| Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off. |
|
 |
Good Samaritan |
0.66 |
| Get 10 girls off multiple times. |
|
 |
Like a Love Machine |
1.40 |
| Get 100 girls off multiple times. |
|
 |
Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls |
2.06 |
| Get 1000 girls off multiple times. |
|
 |
The Total Dick |
1.46 |
| Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business. |
|
 |
Candy Ass |
1.09 |
| Get knocked out 10 times. |
|
 |
In Lovin' Memory Award |
2.06 |
| Get knocked out 100 times. |
|
 |
Locked n' Loaded |
1.50 |
| Steal the identity of 100 guys. |
|
 |
I'm the Juggernaught |
1.94 |
| Steal the identity of 1000 guys. |
|
 |
Case Meister |
0.82 |
| Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers). |
|
 |
King o' the Keg |
1.94 |
| Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers). |
|
 |
Lord of the Vat |
1.94 |
| Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers). |
|
 |
Aged 18 (at Least) |
0.86 |
| Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey). |
|
 |
Careful, You'll Go Blind |
1.76 |
| Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey). |
|
 |
100% Proof Flaccid |
1.94 |
| Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey). |
|
 |
Aqua Lung |
1.52 |
| Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits). |
|
 |
Lord of Buds |
2.05 |
| Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits). |
|
 |
A Fungus Among Us |
0.94 |
| Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms). |
|
 |
Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus |
1.64 |
| Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms). |
|
 |
Home of the Monster Mushroom |
1.92 |
| Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms). |
|
 |
Frogger |
1.59 |
| Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks). |
|
 |
Lickin' for a Prince |
2.06 |
| Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks) |
|
 |
Master Frog Finder |
2.06 |
| Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks). |
|
 |
Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque |
1.24 |
| Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons). |
|
 |
You See the Size of the Chicken? |
2.05 |
| Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons). |
|
 |
Watch Out on the Way Out |
2.06 |
| Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons). |
|
 |
Gettin' Itchy |
0.67 |
| Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits). |
|
 |
Hittin' the Street |
1.62 |
| Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits). |
|
 |
Death Rock |
1.82 |
| Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits). |
|
 |
A Bottle Is Your Only Friend |
1.94 |
| Get turned down by 1000 Girls |
|
 |
Geriatrically Inclined |
2.06 |
| Get knocked out 1000 times. |
