| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
Mr. Try Hard |
2.38 |
| Beat the game once. |
|
 |
Glutton For Punishment. |
2.53 |
| Beat the game three times. |
|
 |
I’m the BWASS! |
2.60 |
| Beat the game five times |
|
 |
How I like my porn. |
2.78 |
| Beat the game in hardcore mode. |
|
 |
What's the safety word? |
2.78 |
| Beat hardcore mode two times. |
|
 |
Euthanize Me Daddy! |
2.78 |
| Beat hardcore mode three times. |
|
 |
Basement Dweller. |
2.38 |
| Get fifty million points in combined game plays. |
|
 |
BALLIN! |
2.12 |
| Collect fifty thousand dollars |
|
 |
Technical Difficulties. |
2.34 |
| Destroy thirty drones. |
|
 |
Macro Management. |
2.34 |
| Kill seventy five bosses. |
|
 |
Speed Runner! |
2.53 |
| Beat the game under twenty five minutes |
|
 |
King of Icons! |
2.38 |
| Unlock all character power ups |
|
 |
Jazz hands… |
2.27 |
| Reach level eight |
|
 |
Dumpster Diver |
2.53 |
| Unlock all run bonuses. |
|
 |
You tried! |
2.20 |
| Unlock 40% of everything in the game |
|
 |
An effort was made. |
2.34 |
| Unlock 60% of everything in the game |
|
 |
Props! |
2.48 |
| Unlock 80% of everything in the game |
|
 |
Bigger, fatter, harder |
2.12 |
| Stack six power ups at once. |
|
 |
Sheen.exe |
2.60 |
| Get spooped. |
|
 |
Get Swol. |
2.53 |
| Boost health 50% using run bonuses |
|
 |
The Voyeur |
2.53 |
| View all cutscenes |
|
 |
Jirard would be proud! |
2.78 |
| Unlock EVERYTHING! |
|
 |
Jet crusher! |
2.78 |
| Destroy twenty jets. |
|
 |
Destruction derby! |
2.12 |
| Destroy two thousand five hundred vehicles |
|
 |
Would you like fries with that COMBO?! |
2.12 |
| Get a combo over 50. |
|
 |
Cool Stories, Bro |
2.42 |
| Destroy thirty five thousand stories. |
|
 |
Adblock Pro |
2.27 |
| Destroy five hundred signs |
|
 |
Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots, Shot-Shots! |
2.30 |
| Break five thousand bottles |
|
 |
No Frugality |
2.34 |
| Spend sixty five thousand dollars. |
|
 |
Humiliation |
2.34 |
| Humiliate twenty bosses |
|
 |
The Devil is a Salesman |
2.78 |
| Get Swindled |
|
 |
Silver Lining. |
2.18 |
| Win twenty five minigames. |
|
 |
So you think it can't get worse? |
2.42 |
| Lose twenty five mini-games. |
|
 |
Sharing is Caring! |
1.75 |
| Trade with Myle |
|
 |
I'm surprised you’re still playing this. |
2.68 |
| Beat the game twenty times |
|
 |
Not all lizards! |
1.84 |
| Get some love from a green friend. |
|
 |
Hardcore Mode Unlocked |
2.38 |
| You can now play in hardcore mode. |
