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Hello. Let me tell you a bit about myself. I was born like anyone else in a hospital. My childhood was uneventful, and I spent my nights dreaming about greater things.

As I approached the tender age of 10, I went to middle school. Life was normal. I spent my days dreaming about being someone bigger...being someone who is a hero.

But when I became 11 years old, a huge event happened that changed me for the rest of my life. I found out that I was a wizard and was to go to a school called "Hogwarts". This information came from a big man named "Hagrid" who was quite touchy feely, and who I think was quite frankly a pervert. Alas, we digress. As I attended Hogwarts and learned magic, my body began to change. I was starting to grow hair in places where hair should not exist, and started doing unscrupulous activites. I thought to myself that this is just a phase and let it go.

At 15, I started a little conglomerate with my dear friend Ronald Weasley. The business was focused on doing unscrupulous activies. We both came up with a variety of spells that ranged from Viagra like effects to being able to please multiple partners. But our overtly actions attracted too much attention. Soon the gig was up. The headmaster Dumbledore was quite furious and we got charged with running a prostitution ring among a plethora of other charges. This left me and Ronald only one choice, we ran.

With the help of Ronald's flying car, we managed to get far away to be safe. The car crash landed in the sea, where we were picked up by Somalian pirates. These gentleman were quite the connoisseurs at stealing ♥♥♥♥ in general. They proceeded to kidnap us against our will. Since we had lost our wands in the crash landing, we had no choice but to comply. At night we decided to escape. As we made our way upstairs out of the holding cell, we encountered a group of Somalian pirates. Ronald was killed in a hail of gunfire while I managed to escape with my life.I managed to hold onto a piece of driftwood and safely made it to Africa.

A man named Yoruba found me and nurtured me back to life. Yoruba was the leader of a local milita group and he forced many Nigerians to dig for diamonds. Soon, I found myself plunged into the world of diamonds and slavery. I had a posse of 100 Nigerians who I forced to dig for diamonds. I was involved in this business for many months until I came across a very big and pink diamond. I made a plan to steal the diamond and to head for America.

Yoruba found out about my plans and chased after me with his many Nigerian comrades. I was constantly on the run, ever fearing for my life. A vicious gun fight broke out when the Federation Army of Africa came upon Yoruba's milita group. In the ensuing gunfire, I managed to escape.

I managed to sell my diamond and settled down in Hawaii. I opened a Shark Sandwich shop and hired a Japanese worker named Hayate who is my cook. We fish for sharks everyday with harpoons and then cook them and sell Shark Sandwiches.

Achievements

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Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	Airport Madness 3D: Volume 2	52	-1	0	0.00	0	1.2886310816	52	103.51	100
	Alien Swarm	66	1.2953453064	32	18.98	48.5	0.6137512326	34	38.94	51.5
	Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop	198	1.5595535040	22	16.65	11.1	0.4767885804	176	324.01	88.9
	Aliens vs. Predator	50	1.0014533997	10	5.38	20	0.5991042256	40	42.58	80
	Amnesia: The Dark Descent	18	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1017221212	18	28.62	100
	Among Us	33	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5197564363	33	38.57	100
	ARK: Survival Evolved	31	1.1292169094	1	1.13	3.2	0.5399448276	30	36.93	96.8
	Audiosurf	19	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1356909722	19	16.58	100
	Bastion	24	0.5568833947	4	1.43	16.7	0.3045488298	20	20.90	83.3
	Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY Edition	47	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3286557794	47	36.39	100
	Battle Chasers: Nightwar	48	1.4776499271	30	31.76	62.5	0.8253979087	18	25.32	37.5
	Beat Hazard	25	0.7666644454	15	5.95	60	0.4407108724	10	7.55	40
	Beat Hazard Ultra	22	0.5793944001	4	1.49	18.2	0.3406918347	18	14.26	81.8
	BioShock 2	60	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8264325261	60	86.74	100
	BioShock 2 Remastered	45	-1	0	0.00	6.7	0.8928982019	45-3	59.16	100
	BioShock 2: Minerva's Den Remastered	8	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0113600492	8	8.96	100
	BioShock Remastered	65	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5086761117	65	74.02	100
	Borderlands 2	50	0.6902592182	29	9.30	58	0.4435011744	21	17.75	42
	Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel	50	0.8924281597	20	11.08	40	0.5590080619	30	33.99	60
	Bound By Flame	41	0.9171805382	6	4.11	14.6	0.8203151226	35	44.15	85.4
	BRINK	36	1.5277049541	27	22.83	75	0.9820598364	9	13.86	25
	Bunch Of Heroes	57	1.1266129017	5	3.78	8.8	0.6865417361	52	89.77	91.2
	Call of Duty: Ghosts	40	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2046037763	40	23.60	100
	Call of Duty: Ghosts - Multiplayer	10	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5884178281	10	12.72	100
	Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009)	50	0.3438875973	13	2.77	26	0.2809872925	37	23.63	74
	Chainsaw Warrior: Lords of the Night	35	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1629550457	35	70.36	100
	Chivalry: Medieval Warfare	49	1.5745177269	19	18.97	38.8	0.9000877738	30	41.23	61.2
	Cities: Skylines	43	0.3731270432	4	1.11	9.3	0.3381655514	39	66.96	90.7
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7036178112	1	0.70	100
	Counter-Strike: Source	147	0.3505996764	10	2.73	6.8	0.2512952089	137	118.36	93.2
	Crusader Kings II	32	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9777874351	32	52.54	100
	Expansion - Crusader Kings II: Legacy of Rome	2	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8959328532	2	1.97	100
	DARK SOULS™ II	38	0.3655757904	15	4.07	39.5	0.2787890136	23	15.11	60.5
	DARK SOULS™ III	43	0.5552340746	30	10.06	69.8	0.2872087061	13	9.90	30.2
	DARK SOULS™: Prepare To Die Edition	41	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2318737507	41	32.98	100
	The Darkness II	50	0.9519069195	8	5.57	16	0.7190609574	42	47.13	84
	Darksiders	43	1.5092495680	27	24.16	62.8	0.8951907158	16	22.26	37.2
	Darksiders II	50	1.2742927074	29	22.09	62	0.8886411190	21-2	27.69	38
	Darksiders Warmastered Edition	43	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8016583323	43	53.35	100
	DayZ	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8352817893	13	20.83	100
	Dead by Daylight	56	0.9501982927	24	10.22	42.9	0.5086612105	32	36.29	57.1
	Dead by Daylight - A Lullaby for the Dark Chapter	6	0.2546180189	1	0.25	16.7	0.0250509121	5	3.68	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - A Nightmare on Elm Street™	6	0.1874952316	2	0.27	33.3	0.1976504475	4	2.27	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - Of Flesh and Mud Chapter	6	0.0884330198	1	0.09	16.7	0.5449079275	5	3.47	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - Spark of Madness Chapter	6	0.1862340420	2	0.28	33.3	0.4278092086	4	2.70	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - The Halloween® Chapter	6	0.1435397565	1	0.14	16.7	0.2591713965	5	3.73	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - The Last Breath Chapter	6	0.1823443621	1	0.18	16.7	0.1300019324	5	3.43	83.3
	Dead Island	48	1.2169902325	31	18.03	64.6	0.5592381954	17	18.29	35.4
	Dead Island Riptide	35	1.1966338158	21	15.39	60	0.8855490685	14	17.85	40
	Dead Island: Epidemic	54	0.8680992126	4	2.69	100	0.7036750913	50-50	87.87	0
	Deadlight	31	0.5275703669	12	4.37	38.7	0.4473012686	19	16.37	61.3
	Destiny 2	13	0.6151992083	5	2.38	38.5	0.4641801119	8	5.95	61.5
	Deus Ex: Human Revolution	49	1.0991469622	24	11.79	49	0.2787504792	25	18.24	51
	Dishonored	50	1.2043572664	22	13.03	44	0.3598017693	28	23.85	56
	Dishonored 2	50	1.1459454298	24	14.55	48	0.6182746887	26	25.86	52
	Divinity: Original Sin (Classic)	63	1.6765437126	31	33.46	49.2	0.5926169753	32	43.93	50.8
	Divinity: Original Sin Enhanced Edition	54	1.0068254471	17	11.84	31.5	0.4706145227	37	41.59	68.5
	Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen	59	0.7237403989	15	7.04	25.4	0.6144595146	44	48.13	74.6
	Dungeon Defenders	78	1.0983077288	17	11.32	21.8	0.7680050135	61	95.56	78.2
	Dungeon Defenders II	18	0.3956404328	2	0.72	11.1	0.5065315962	16	16.41	88.9
	Dungeon Siege III	44	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8854441047	44	67.34	100
	Dying Light	53	0.5356778502	16	3.72	30.2	0.2185081393	37	24.29	69.8
	E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy	100	0.8523285985	8	4.79	8	0.3724831343	92	140.25	92
	ELDEN RING	42	0.6190941334	36	11.38	85.7	0.5802465081	6	3.97	14.3
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim	50	0.5399177074	25	7.31	50	0.3268850744	25	14.41	50
	Expeditions: Viking	40	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9807597399	40	67.46	100
	F.E.A.R. 3	50	0.8793421984	2	1.40	4	0.5913215280	48	70.29	96
	Fallout 4	50	0.5416519046	21	6.37	42	0.3287575543	29	19.69	58
	Fallout: New Vegas	50	1.0075765848	16	8.91	32	0.3793019652	34	30.82	68
	Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money	5	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5497883558	5	3.18	100
	Fallout New Vegas: Honest Hearts	5	0.5937263966	1	0.59	20	0.6307002902	4	2.94	80
	Fallout New Vegas®: Gun Runners’ Arsenal™	5	0.1331743896	2	0.20	40	0.6133186817	3	1.93	60
	Garry's Mod	29	0.1030219197	2	0.19	6.9	0.1058335006	27	26.34	93.1
	Gauntlet™	43	0.9451790452	10	6.07	23.3	0.6052302122	33	51.59	76.7
	Grim Dawn	135	0.6196067333	15	5.74	11.1	0.4330957234	120	300.40	88.9
	Guns of Icarus Online	849	1.1593298912	12	8.92	1.4	0.9698637724	837	2517.20	98.6
	Half-Life 2	69	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2772246599	69	96.02	100
	HELLDIVERS™	39	0.8616202474	17	7.59	43.6	0.5310106874	22	24.99	56.4
	Hitman: Absolution	47	0.5510819554	22	8.58	63.8	0.4073354900	25-8	22.49	36.2
	How to Survive	25	1.3693914413	6	3.44	24	0.3624150753	19	24.20	76
	The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing	95	1.4530683756	56	38.86	58.9	0.5562194586	39	53.46	41.1
	The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing II	63	1.7334401608	21	25.29	33.3	1.1596634388	42	74.11	66.7
	The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing III	61	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0208852291	61	96.71	100
	The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing: Final Cut	50	1.6146554947	26	31.36	52	1.0859366655	24	44.78	48
	Injustice: Gods Among Us Ultimate Edition	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6354928613	50	73.26	100
	Just Cause 2	50	0.3109244704	4	1.03	8	0.5440806150	46	48.78	92
	Killing Floor	285	1.1119908094	31	19.93	11.2	0.3986266255	254-1	341.37	88.8
	Killing Floor 2	307	0.9422705770	37	19.03	12.1	0.2927134931	270	292.36	87.9
	Killing Floor Mod: Defence Alliance 2	30	-1	0	0.00	0	2.6682953835	30	81.22	100
	Kingdom Come: Deliverance	52	0.8746975064	15	9.30	28.8	0.6913267374	37	45.97	71.2
	Kung Fu Strike: The Warrior's Rise	12	0.6315784454	2	1.19	16.7	0.7092522383	10	15.80	83.3
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	0.5652956367	11	4.15	10.9	0.3663742840	90	98.25	89.1
	LIMBO	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4492738843	13	11.50	100
	Loadout	28	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4521459937	28	39.05	100
	Lords Of The Fallen	56	1.4319934845	26	20.20	46.4	0.8895276189	30	40.86	53.6
	Lost Ark	156	0.5550471544	28	11.52	17.9	0.4844925106	128	163.29	82.1
	Magic 2014	38	0.7350226045	15	6.67	39.5	0.4601733685	23	18.13	60.5
	Magic: The Gathering - Duels of the Planeswalkers 2013	25	0.8798806071	16	6.32	64	0.1527143419	9	5.95	36
	Magic: The Gathering — Duels of the Planeswalkers 2012	20	0.5679419041	11	3.83	55	0.1736471504	9	4.56	45
	Magicka	52	0.9932599664	31	13.38	59.6	0.4088970423	21	25.75	40.4
	Magicka: Vietnam	2	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3302487135	2	2.76	100
	Magicka 2	47	0.6323673129	5	2.71	10.6	0.7258732915	42	67.39	89.4
	Marvel Heroes Omega	91	-1	0	0.00	100	1.3457292318	91-91	183.78	100
	Max Payne 3	46	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3143497407	46	47.92	100
	Metro 2033	48	1.2162541151	20	17.61	41.7	0.9974206090	28	40.05	58.3
	Metro: Last Light Complete Edition	50	1.2852683067	26	21.85	52	0.8408581018	24	31.77	48
	Metro: Last Light - Ranger Mode	2	0.1358255744	2	0.14	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Middle-earth™: Shadow of Mordor™	51	0.8109765053	18	6.27	35.3	0.2775690854	33	21.23	64.7
	Mordheim: City of the Damned	106	1.2075022459	6	6.28	5.7	1.1566832066	100	213.86	94.3
	Mount & Blade: Warband	80	-1	0	0.00	1.3	0.3097131252	80-1	70.65	100
	Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword	21	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7917532921	21	32.04	100
	Nation Red	145	0.6542261839	10	4.82	6.9	0.2920341492	135	171.10	93.1
	Natural Selection 2	137	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1027070284	137	380.78	100
	Nosgoth	80	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7872311473	80	177.65	100
	Nuclear Dawn	58	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6333068609	58	88.63	100
	Orcs Must Die!	27	0.9988299012	9	5.48	33.3	0.5473724008	18	20.94	66.7
	Orcs Must Die! 2	27	0.8571524024	11	5.94	40.7	0.7983230948	16	20.55	59.3
	Outward	47	1.2163513899	12	9.04	25.5	0.6573961377	35	54.80	74.5
	Path of Exile	127	1.1203693151	13	9.60	10.2	0.3355242908	114	130.08	89.8
	PAYDAY: The Heist	48	0.4970071912	1	0.50	2.1	0.2123005539	47	60.58	97.9
	Pony Island	20	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3250637650	20	12.44	100
	QuestRun	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7273156047	13	16.65	100
	RAGE	50	0.8711280823	9	4.83	18	0.2263156474	41	40.13	82
	Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad - Single Player	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8231042027	29	45.96	100
	The Red Solstice	73	2.2078239918	11	18.80	15.1	1.2680613995	62	138.38	84.9
	Resident Evil 2	44	0.5030202866	21	5.84	47.7	0.2923481166	23	17.86	52.3
	Resident Evil 5	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4225546420	50	40.49	100
	Resident Evil 6	50	1.1409769058	31	18.20	62	0.4916698039	19	21.14	38
	Rising Storm/Red Orchestra 2 Multiplayer	140	-1	0	0.00	16.4	0.5178318024	140-23	258.25	100
	Saints Row IV	53	0.4913322926	11	2.60	22.6	0.4355082214	42-1	33.76	77.4
	Saints Row: The Third	53	0.6667880416	21	8.18	41.5	0.4516499639	32-1	27.29	58.5
	Saints Row: The Third - The Trouble with Clones DLC	10	0.0143764317	1	0.01	10	0.0281475633	9	1.61	90
	Sanctum	79	1.5693038702	7	6.05	8.9	0.4988830388	72	109.12	91.1
	Sanctum 2	43	0.8835426569	9	5.39	20.9	1.0762642622	34	58.84	79.1
	Serious Sam 3: BFE	61	0.8659632802	14	8.01	23	0.3928410709	47	56.80	77
	Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun	44	1.2256530523	16	14.83	36.4	0.7735114098	28	37.59	63.6
	Sid Meier's Civilization V	118	0.8794094324	16	4.16	13.6	0.2966544926	102	107.90	86.4
	Sid Meier's Civilization V: Gods and Kings	51	0.2357764095	5	0.65	9.8	0.1805754900	46	59.55	90.2
	Slay the Spire	46	0.3787064254	10	2.83	21.7	0.3327179253	36	30.70	78.3
	Sleeping Dogs™	50	0.9232177734	21	8.35	42	0.3878549039	29	25.60	58
	SMITE	319	1.2580956221	15	9.80	4.7	0.4368431568	304	431.16	95.3
	Sniper Elite V2	41	1.0291371346	21	12.08	51.2	0.5822529197	20	25.77	48.8
	Sniper: Ghost Warrior	24	0.6422919631	1	0.64	4.2	0.6206058860	23	26.95	95.8
	Space Engineers	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5484361053	29	47.56	100
	STAR WARS™ Knights of the Old Republic™ II: The Sith Lords™	57	1.0361510515	4	3.38	7	0.7818031907	53	73.10	93
	State of Decay	30	0.3009319305	4	0.83	13.3	0.1974564791	26	18.10	86.7
	State of Decay - Breakdown	8	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0508193970	8	9.81	100
	Strike Suit Zero	15	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4022555351	15	19.15	100
	Supreme Commander 2	47	0.8507927060	3	2.27	6.4	0.6388357282	44	53.54	93.6
	Surgeon Simulator	72	0.4507429600	2	0.65	2.8	0.2814671397	70	87.94	97.2
	Surviving Mars	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7981232405	50	76.07	100
	Team Fortress 2	520	0.8468196392	216	104.55	42.3	0.3156082928	304-4	252.58	57.7
	Three Dead Zed	14	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3159821033	14	27.73	100
	Titan Quest Anniversary Edition	76	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6310967207	76	130.24	100
	Tomb Raider	50	0.8897740245	12	6.13	24	0.4466336966	38	40.00	76
	Torchlight	66	0.1929033250	1	0.19	1.5	0.2309723794	65	75.04	98.5
	Torchlight II	119	1.2415230274	32	13.57	26.9	0.1920852512	87	82.68	73.1
	Torchlight III	59	0.2258524597	4	0.81	6.8	0.3267555237	55	62.75	93.2
	Total War: ROME II - Emperor Edition	109	1.2408903837	37	20.01	34.9	0.2893394232	72-1	98.71	65.1
	Total War: SHOGUN 2	106	1.6525919437	20	21.51	18.9	0.6518418193	86	145.05	81.1
	Total War: WARHAMMER	135	1.4082962275	37	26.03	27.4	0.6233824492	98	122.97	72.6
	Train Simulator Classic	84	-1	0	0.00	2.4	0.9681840539	84-2	149.22	100
	Trine 2	66	0.5776794553	2	0.99	3	0.2713586390	64	69.78	97
	Two Worlds II HD	47	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3590091467	47	95.24	100
	Two Worlds II - Pirates of the Flying Fortress	9	-1	0	0.00	0	1.9170022011	9	17.58	100
	Ultra Street Fighter IV	67	0.4526280165	1	0.45	1.5	0.6803954840	66	98.65	98.5
	Universe Sandbox Legacy	16	0.2651490867	3	0.49	18.8	0.3481476009	13	13.85	81.3
	Victor Vran	50	0.8855580688	16	10.76	32	0.8038556576	34	46.76	68
	The Walking Dead	40	0.4441715479	24	9.11	60	0.4551143348	16	7.55	40
	Warframe	193	0.2485584468	5	1.06	3.6	0.1999242753	188-2	157.69	96.4
	Wargame: European Escalation	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6000068188	29	45.08	100
	Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine - Anniversary Edition	51	0.8426892757	18	11.50	35.3	0.7352920175	33	46.08	64.7
	Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide	88	1.2446705103	36	25.81	40.9	0.6398087740	52	93.59	59.1
	Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide Last Stand	6	0.8147348762	3	1.33	50	0.9081187844	3	3.60	50
	Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide Schluesselschloss	3	0.8427718282	1	0.84	33.3	0.9157865644	2	2.15	66.7
	Warhammer: Vermintide 2	26	1.3066900969	19	13.92	73.1	1.2124816179	7	9.36	26.9
	The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition	52	1.2363953590	17	11.38	32.7	0.6447006464	35	34.77	67.3
	XCOM 2	50	0.7536304593	22	9.89	46	0.4728763700	28-1	31.21	54
	XCOM: Enemy Unknown	50	0.6041303873	27	10.64	54	0.5698181391	23	25.17	46
	Ziggurat	38	0.4820487797	2	0.82	5.3	0.4387357235	36	40.68	94.7