Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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I'm not even supposed to be here today! |
1.09 | 07/27/2016 22:31:36 |
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
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Scientology Level: OT VIII |
1.55 | 12/26/2013 02:19:55 |
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
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John Rambo'd! |
1.19 | 12/25/2013 19:18:33 |
Made a very long killing spree. |
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale |
0.80 | 12/24/2013 18:07:07 |
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me |
1.31 | 12/23/2013 23:55:54 |
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
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CAN YOU DIG IT?! |
1.49 | 12/23/2013 22:26:13 |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
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40 Year Old Virgin |
1.46 | 12/23/2013 22:09:19 |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical |
1.44 | 12/23/2013 22:09:19 |
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
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Anustart! |
1.43 | 12/23/2013 22:09:19 |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
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I should buy a boat |
1.08 | 12/23/2013 21:37:27 |
Read the newspaper every day. |
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Thanks for the money! |
1.04 | 12/23/2013 16:58:23 |
Finished all seven days. |
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill |
1.01 | 12/23/2013 16:57:07 |
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
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Rick Grimes 4 Life |
1.05 | 12/23/2013 00:32:07 |
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
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Screw Bill Lumbergh! |
0.91 | 12/23/2013 00:29:48 |
Survived Saturday. |
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Shiva Blast |
1.05 | 12/22/2013 23:51:58 |
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
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Workin' for the Weekend |
0.84 | 12/22/2013 23:20:24 |
Survived Friday. |
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Fear and Loathing |
1.33 | 12/22/2013 23:17:44 |
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
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Gary vs. The K. Man |
1.36 | 12/22/2013 22:37:02 |
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
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SCREW that game! |
1.30 | 12/22/2013 18:38:36 |
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
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Hello, Newman |
1.24 | 12/22/2013 18:36:51 |
Kicked 30 dogs. |
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A-Rod Who? |
1.09 | 12/22/2013 18:23:50 |
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! |
0.86 | 12/22/2013 18:18:43 |
Killed over 1,000 people. |
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy |
1.19 | 12/22/2013 18:17:24 |
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens |
1.06 | 12/22/2013 18:11:33 |
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
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Uncle T-Bag |
1.24 | 12/22/2013 18:06:48 |
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
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Darth Maul'd! |
0.93 | 12/22/2013 16:58:32 |
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
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Door Mat |
0.88 | 12/22/2013 16:57:54 |
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays |
0.79 | 12/22/2013 16:52:47 |
Survived Thursday. |
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Where's Mr. McGibblets? |
0.84 | 12/22/2013 16:51:04 |
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! |
0.82 | 12/22/2013 16:34:34 |
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
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Don't taze me, bro! |
1.21 | 12/22/2013 16:26:18 |
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
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Can't Touch This |
0.87 | 12/22/2013 15:48:47 |
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! |
0.70 | 12/22/2013 15:40:32 |
Survived Wednesday. |
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. |
0.74 | 12/22/2013 15:35:33 |
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace |
0.84 | 12/22/2013 15:32:45 |
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
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FAB-U-LOUS! |
0.90 | 12/22/2013 14:40:05 |
Wore all three outfits. |
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Found 'em faster than GWB |
1.09 | 12/22/2013 04:48:08 |
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll |
0.84 | 12/22/2013 04:28:53 |
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
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Pussy on a Pedestal |
1.21 | 12/21/2013 19:49:32 |
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
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Señor Cornballer |
1.09 | 12/21/2013 19:43:18 |
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
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One time, at band camp... |
1.15 | 12/21/2013 19:22:40 |
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
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I don't need virgins for this |
1.14 | 12/21/2013 19:02:28 |
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
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I Am Legend |
1.04 | 12/21/2013 18:44:46 |
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway |
0.67 | 12/21/2013 18:28:06 |
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare |
1.04 | 12/21/2013 18:14:49 |
Totaled 30 cars. |
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Paid the Piper |
0.95 | 12/21/2013 18:13:11 |
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
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Do you even Enzyte, bro? |
0.67 | 12/21/2013 18:11:01 |
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
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Running With Scissors |
1.05 | 12/21/2013 18:10:24 |
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree |
0.80 | 12/21/2013 15:56:38 |
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
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C U Next Tuesday |
0.62 | 12/21/2013 00:10:32 |
Survived Tuesday. |
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Reddit would be proud. |
1.04 | 12/20/2013 23:26:36 |
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
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Officer McLovin' |
0.50 | 12/20/2013 22:58:21 |
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays! |
0.45 | 12/20/2013 22:56:03 |
Survived Monday. |
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There's always money in the banana stand |
1.06 | 12/20/2013 22:54:46 |
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
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Fur Sure! |
0.70 | 12/20/2013 22:40:49 |
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
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Lieberman is our Leader! |
0.65 | 12/20/2013 22:37:37 |
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
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You are not alone |
0.99 | 12/20/2013 22:31:18 |
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
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Duck Dynasty |
0.43 | 12/20/2013 22:08:48 |
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
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Chuck Norris'd! |
0.92 | 12/14/2013 14:38:50 |
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa |
0.47 | 12/14/2013 14:35:48 |
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
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Well, aren't YOU a badass |
0.41 | 12/14/2013 14:31:00 |
Kicked open a door. |
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Chapelle's Show |
1.02 | 12/14/2013 14:23:08 |
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
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It's sterile and I like the taste |
0.55 | 12/14/2013 14:13:34 |
Sucked down your own piss. |
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Friend of Dorothy |
0.39 | 12/14/2013 14:06:25 |
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you |
0.54 | 12/14/2013 14:00:38 |
Put out someone that's on fire. |
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Finkle IS Einhorn! |
0.61 | 12/14/2013 13:58:39 |
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
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R. Kelly's Protege |
0.35 | 12/14/2013 13:57:35 |
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog |
0.62 | 12/14/2013 13:56:46 |
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
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Here, Wilfred |
0.48 | 12/14/2013 13:56:45 |
Gained your first dog helper. |