1. DO NOT bind jump to scrollwheel, thats for noobs, just spam spacebar and hope like hell that you time your jumps right.
2. Strafe in the air and make it look really complicated, make weird patters with your mouse and explain to all the noobs that the random strafing is your secret to going fast
3. Show off alot, but I mean like over-the-top-especially-when-it-isn't-necessary and then pretend you weren't
4. Only ever use a knife (scouts are also acceptable), the range of your weapon is inversely proportional to the size of your e-peen
5. Rage at trolls, but at the same time you must constantly troll and don't make any sense when you make comebacks.
6. Constantly steal peoples nicknames and use aka's, you look cool when you suddenly burst out with skill with a name like "Hi, I'm new!" or when you completely fail when using someone elses name, it just makes them look bad \:D/
7. Show off even more, the noobs love it!
8. When u die, rage at the noobs, its their fault that you died, and they must not hear the end of it, they must just learn to play.
9. Make millions of keybinds and constantly spam them, say random lines from songs or annoying phrases, make sure nobody else can talk because the chat is just full of your keybinds that you constantly spammed.
10. Spam radio commands, only reply to people with radio commands, then rage at other people that spam radio commands too and tell them to stop being so immature.
11. Spam voice chat, show everyone that your e-peen is bigger by challenging them to fight and asking if they even lift, because internet tough guys are the real men.
12. Spam anything that you can whilest bhopping, switch between weapons, spam radio commands and keybinds, if necessary, make a keybind that spams keybinds and radio commands for you (fancy keyboard/mouse required).
13. SHOW OFF, I cannot stress this enough, if someone is not showing off then it is because they are noob and have a very small e-peen and everyone knows that the size of your e-peen is relative to real life.
14. Gloat all the time, when you kill someone, when you die, when you complete a stage, etc.
15. Read FriendlyFire's guide on how to surf, he may be a noob but it might gain you a chuckle, even though he is a towel.
16. Accuse everyone else of hacking, because if they are even nearly as skilled as you then they are hacking.
17. Rage at admins, they are noobs for trying to be responsible and stuff, show them how much everyone hates them by leading the charge by taunting them and argueing with them
18. Drop weapons everywhere if possible, just to show people that you don't need them.
19. Never complete the map, if someone else completes the map, just rtv, only noobs try and complete the map, it's so easy that you don't even bother, rather jump in circles and troll other players while raging.
20. LOSE YOUR ♥♥♥♥ when someone copies you or your nickname, how dare they try be as cool as you? Noobs.
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