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[𝖍]𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆[𝖓]

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When you try your best, but you don't succeed - cheat!

➜ Silver 1 : ✖
➜ Silver 2 : ✖
➜ Silver 3 : ✖
➜ Silver 4 : ✖
➜ Silver Elite : ✔ (now)
➜ Silver Elite Master : ✔
➜ Gold Nova 1 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova 2 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova 3 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova Master : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 1 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 2 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian Elite : ✔
➜ Distinguished Master Guardian : ✔
➜ Legendary Eagle : ✔
➜ Legendary Eagle Master : ✖
➜ Supreme Master First Class : ✖
➜ The Global Elite : ✖


<div class="bb_h1">Ich bin der Herman, bekannt aus Funk und Fernsehen.</div>You can´t spell slaughter without laughter.
<a class="bb_link" href="http://steamcommunity.com/my/?l=japanese" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer" >:My Stats:</a>

Ich therapiere ehrenamtlich Delfine,
habe keine Ahnung, dafür eine Menge
und kann nichts, das aber richtig!


<a class="bb_link" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmn3Gwn3oI" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer" >RRRRRRETARD</a>

<span class="bb_spoiler"><span>Sarcasm level = 1v5 Ace Clutch with knife after ninja defuse</span></span>



1. Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!

2. Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.

3. Girl are you a flashbang? Cuz you're stunning!

4. Want to rush my banana?

5. Can I rush your lower tunnel?

6. If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!

7. Girl, you are my rare special item <3

8. I'm thinkin' of planting my bomb at site V.

9. 7355608 your number 'cause you blow me.

10. Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing.

11. i want to spray u like i spray my negev.

12. Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.

13. Is that a zeus you got in your pocket? Cuz you stunning.

14. When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart <3

15. Can I wallbang your double doors?

16. My AK isn't the only thing that penetrates well.

17. You make my karambit go bayonet.

18. You are the thing I'd prioritize when my team says "save".

19. You look factory new, but after im done, you will be well-worn.

20. Are you a terrorist cuz you da bomb!

21. If you let me work my way up your ladder, I'm sure you'll be in Heaven.

22. "I don't usually flash my team, but I'll do it for you."

23. Don't worry baby, I'm using protection. I bought head armor.

24. "You're a Mac-10/10"

25. Girl you gonna yell "2 long" and its not gonna be a report.

26. There is a reason why everyone calls me "The Grinder"... It's because I have a big black Glock.

27. "If my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?

28. "Can I save you from these terrorists?"

29. If you were B site, I’d rush you.

30. I like my guns how I like my girls, Factory New.

31. Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?

32. Damn gurl, you a p90? Cuz I’d spray you.

33. You can peak at my long any time.

34. Net"flicks" and chill?

35. I'd like to headshot you with my white-out AWP.

36. Baby I'll stick it in your assimov.

37. Gurl, i'll never treat u AWPfulov.

38. Are you a knife? because your stabbing my heart

39. Wouldn't mind having to re-take you girl.

40. If I was an M4A1-S, you could unscrew my silencer anytime

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