脂肪乳首
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A woman was eyeing up a black man in a club. After lots of chattin & flirting, they left together. Pulling him against a wall outside, grabbing his critch & breathing heavily she whispered "come on big boy, show me if its true what they say about black men" so he stabbed her and ran off with her purse.
Science made us go to the moon, Religion made us fly into buildings
Man naked, looks in the mirror and says too his wife
"why do i always get a hard on when i look at myself?"
Wife says "coz your ♥♥♥♥ thinks your a ♥♥♥♥ too"
Female Aliens have invaded the planet and are kidnapping men with big ♥♥♥♥♥!
Don't worry! You are not in danger! am just texting to say goodbye.
I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations....
Just had one from the sperm bank. ♥♥♥♥... did i give her a mouthful.
Why are parking spaces like girls at parties?
If you get there late all the best ones are taken, so when no ones looking you stick it in the disabled one.
