It sucks to be me!
You can lead a horse to water, suck on its butt hole and still can't make it drink.
Do what is right and not what is convenient.
It doesn't matter what you do or what other people think as long as you are happy.
I am not afraid of death. It is the dying part that kills me.
Your body can not achieve what your mind does not believe.
Take control of life, or life will take control of you.
From chaos, comes life.
A man is most dangerous when he has nothing to live for.
It is not who you know but who you blow.
Life is cheap until you insure it.
Love is like a shadow. Chase it and it will run away. Stand still and it will always be with you.
Are you stupid or were you born that way?
Hope is just a wish without a plan.
I can walk on water and my ♥♥♥♥ don't stink.
I too once used to be lazy, then I realized that it was more work.
Don't kick a man when he is down. Just stand on his head.