Too many cooks will spoil the broth.
alu alu laukaz ek uuilhelmaz erilaz gaisu ansuz alu alu laukaz gagaga!
Miri it is while summer ilast
With fugheles song
Oc nu neheth windes blast
And weder strong
Ei, Ei! What this night is long!
And ich with wel michel wrong
Soregh and murn and fast
Miri it is 'tween dark and dark
This fleeting stage
'Till we return back to the night
From whence we came
And henceforth our spears take aim
Hope to win eternal fame
Hear our names e'er more
I'm a dude, who likes to play games, swing axes at people, spear dudes in a shieldwall etc.
<img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/happy_creep" alt=":happy_creep:" class="emoticon">If I added you it's because I think you're cool, or I otherwise know you.
<img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/calm_creep" alt=":calm_creep:" class="emoticon">If you want to add me, go ahead, but I will be wary if you look or give off a scammy vibe
<img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/blissful_creep" alt=":blissful_creep:" class="emoticon">If you want to play something or whatever, just send me a message or something, I'm pretty open minded and relaxed, just don't expect consistency because I'm as scatter brained as they come, and beholden to whim and impulse.
Here's a silly little story:
Once upon a time there was a <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/sadpanda" alt=":sadpanda:" class="emoticon">. Mr. <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/sadpanda" alt=":sadpanda:" class="emoticon"> was very sad you see, but <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/sadpanda" alt=":sadpanda:" class="emoticon"> knew a way to make himself <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/D" alt=":D:" class="emoticon">. But this would be very<img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/greenslime" alt=":greenslime:" class="emoticon"> and would require large quantities of <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/coffee" alt=":coffee:" class="emoticon"> and <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/bagofgold" alt=":bagofgold:" class="emoticon">. Reluctantly Mr.<img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/sadpanda" alt=":sadpanda:" class="emoticon"> decided to go through with his <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/warband" alt=":warband:" class="emoticon">arplan. He would begin with his invasion of <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/coffee" alt=":coffee:" class="emoticon">land. But as you all know, <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/coffee" alt=":coffee:" class="emoticon">land is treacherous with many a nasty <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/Raider" alt=":Raider:" class="emoticon"> riding a <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/warhorse" alt=":warhorse:" class="emoticon"> wielding <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/mkb" alt=":mkb:" class="emoticon">s and <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/riflesword" alt=":riflesword:" class="emoticon">. However Mr.<img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/sadpanda" alt=":sadpanda:" class="emoticon"> had a secret weapon: his <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/airforce" alt=":airforce:" class="emoticon"> lead by his mighty <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/roar" alt=":roar:" class="emoticon">ing Jetpack Dragon. His <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/airforce" alt=":airforce:" class="emoticon"><img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/guardian" alt=":guardian:" class="emoticon">s swooped down from the sky under <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/helia" alt=":helia:" class="emoticon">'s divine blessing, flanked on each wing by Mr.<img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/sadpanda" alt=":sadpanda:" class="emoticon">'s mighty <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/Birds" alt=":Birds:" class="emoticon">. Ultimately robbing the mighty <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/Raider" alt=":Raider:" class="emoticon">s of <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/coffee" alt=":coffee:" class="emoticon">land of their valuable <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/bagofgold" alt=":bagofgold:" class="emoticon"> and <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/coffee" alt=":coffee:" class="emoticon">. In his Triumph Mr. <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/sadpanda" alt=":sadpanda:" class="emoticon"> raised his <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/mailedfist" alt=":mailedfist:" class="emoticon"> for victory and become <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/D" alt=":D:" class="emoticon"> and the founder of the Knights of the <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/AOEShield" alt=":AOEShield:" class="emoticon">. The End <img src="https://community.akamai.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/cgrazz" alt=":cgrazz:" class="emoticon">
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