10737.7 hours playing time on record
| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
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Die Hard | 0.96 | 06/05/2022 21:38:57 |
| Play through the whole game without dying once | ||||
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Vlad The Impaler | 0.50 | 06/05/2022 21:34:54 |
| Perfect play ‘Spike Hall’ | ||||
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Happy Ending | 1.03 | 06/05/2022 21:31:03 |
| Have some confetti | ||||
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Worst Friend Forever | 0.50 | 06/05/2022 21:26:15 |
| Got out and left your friend behind | ||||
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Killer Performance | 0.80 | 06/05/2022 21:25:57 |
| Perfect play ‘Haunted Theater’ | ||||
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Don’t Turn Around | 0.50 | 06/05/2022 21:25:56 |
| Escaped the Haunted Theater | ||||
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South Pole | 0.44 | 06/05/2022 21:21:41 |
| Assisted in escaping the Dark Hallway ..and learned about cardinal directions | ||||
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Fools’ Mate | 0.39 | 06/05/2022 21:17:46 |
| Perfect play ‘Chess’ | ||||
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Grandmaster | 0.46 | 06/05/2022 21:17:45 |
| Assisted in escaping the Frozen Courtyard ..and learned some new tricks | ||||
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Guiding Light | 0.40 | 06/05/2022 21:16:25 |
| Assisted in escaping the Dungeon ..and didn’t skip leg day | ||||
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Dungeon Master | 0.40 | 06/05/2022 21:16:25 |
| Perfect play ‘The Dungeon’ | ||||
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Antarctic Odyssey | 0.38 | 06/05/2022 21:12:29 |
| Assisted in escaping the Submerged Hallway ..and became a qualified plumber | ||||
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A face on its.. | 0.38 | 06/05/2022 21:11:44 |
| Assisted in escaping the Painting Room ..and enjoyed fine arts | ||||
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..Between The Eyes | 0.37 | 06/05/2022 21:08:50 |
| Assisted in escaping the Storage Room ..and no the answer is not a nose | ||||
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Everything is Better with Friends | 0.46 | 06/05/2022 21:07:24 |
| Invite a friend to join your game! | ||||
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Why me? | 0.49 | 06/05/2022 20:41:02 |
| Stayed behind, all alone | ||||
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Lights, camera.. | 0.49 | 06/05/2022 20:39:38 |
| Assisted in escaping the Haunted Theater | ||||
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Is that another.. | 0.43 | 06/05/2022 20:19:27 |
| Escape from the Dark Hallway | ||||
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Ice Physics | 0.43 | 06/05/2022 20:15:49 |
| Escape from the Frozen Courtyard ..and didn’t lose your cool | ||||
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Dungeons and.. | 0.38 | 06/05/2022 20:03:23 |
| Escaped from the Dungeon ..and the dragon. | ||||
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What ‘r you doing? | 0.32 | 06/05/2022 19:50:05 |
| Perfect play ‘Submerged Hallway’ | ||||
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This is fine | 0.37 | 06/05/2022 19:50:04 |
| Escape from the Submerged Hallway | ||||
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Eye See You | 0.35 | 06/05/2022 19:46:27 |
| Perfect play ‘Between the eyes’ | ||||
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Is that a.. | 0.36 | 06/05/2022 19:41:04 |
| Escape from the Painting Room | ||||
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Myth Busters | 0.32 | 06/05/2022 19:41:04 |
| Perfect play ‘Painting Room’ | ||||
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The Answer Lies.. | 0.34 | 06/05/2022 19:38:28 |
| Escape from the Storage Room | ||||
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Act 4 Cleaner | 1.41 | 05/03/2022 21:49:34 |
| Complete Act 4 on Nightmare difficulty. | ||||
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Act 3 Cleaner | 1.41 | 05/03/2022 21:35:27 |
| Complete all Act 3 maps on Nightmare difficulty. | ||||
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Speed run | 0.75 | 05/02/2022 20:51:12 |
| Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times). | ||||
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Beat the game | 0.21 | 05/02/2022 20:46:43 |
| Complete The Stanley Parable. | ||||
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Test achievement please ignore | 0.57 | 05/02/2022 20:39:59 |
| Test achievement description! Replace this! | ||||
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Settings World Champion | 0.55 | 05/02/2022 20:29:36 |
| Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers. | ||||
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8888888888888888 | 0.50 | 05/01/2022 22:17:24 |
| 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 | ||||
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Welcome back! | 0.21 | 05/01/2022 22:03:25 |
| Quit the game and then start it again. | ||||
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Click on door 430 five times | 0.30 | 05/01/2022 20:59:35 |
| Click on door 430 five times. | ||||
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Get your first achievement | 0.12 | 05/01/2022 19:56:16 |
| Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first. | ||||
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You can't jump | 0.14 | 05/01/2022 19:56:15 |
| No seriously, we disabled it. | ||||
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Act 2 Cleaner | 1.34 | 04/30/2022 22:05:52 |
| Complete all Act 2 maps on Nightmare difficulty. | ||||
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Go outside | 0.66 | 04/30/2022 13:20:37 |
| Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. | ||||
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Act 1 Cleaner | 1.29 | 04/24/2022 22:01:05 |
| Complete all Act 1 maps on Nightmare difficulty. | ||||
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Breakfest | 0.98 | 04/24/2022 13:15:09 |
| Kill a Monstrous Breaker after removing all of its armor. | ||||
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Left Ventricle | 0.97 | 04/23/2022 22:32:43 |
| Find the Secret in The Nursery. | ||||
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Master Spelunker | 0.75 | 04/18/2022 21:04:29 |
| Complete All Ridden Hives. | ||||
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Round the Riverbend | 0.61 | 04/18/2022 20:41:50 |
| Find the Secret in Blood Stream. | ||||
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Overwhelming Power | 0.44 | 04/18/2022 02:45:19 |
| Get a kill with a Legendary Weapon. | ||||
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Using Your Noggin | 0.42 | 04/18/2022 02:10:57 |
| Kill 10 Ridden with a Skull Totem. | ||||
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Totem Toter | 0.30 | 04/17/2022 20:49:26 |
| Earn some Skull Totems. | ||||
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Precarious Perch | 0.80 | 04/17/2022 20:46:03 |
| Find the Secret in Brood Lair. | ||||
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Unnatural Selection | 0.30 | 04/16/2022 21:32:53 |
| Kill each of the Warped Ridden. | ||||
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Founder | 0.11 | 04/10/2022 18:46:45 |
| Aim Lab Founder | ||||