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When God gives you lemons...You find a new GOD!

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So I tell the swamp donkey to sack it before I give her a tonk in the tradesmans' entrance and have her lick me yarbles.

Translation: So I told the fat slag to go to sleep before I stick my penis in her arse and make her lick my testicles.

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Jogo		#	Conquistas alcançadas				Conquistas bloqueadas
			Melhor até o momento	#	Pontos	%	Próximas mais fáceis	#	Pontos	%
	7 Days to Die	43	-1	0	0,00	0	0.2320375443	43	32,84	100
	Age of Chivalry	33	-1	0	0,00	0	0.4652060270	33	41,96	100
	Age of Empires II (2013)	196	0.6421421766	12	4,62	6,1	0.2901561856	184	264,30	93,9
	Age of Empires II (2013): The Forgotten	38	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5885694623	38	52,26	100
	Alien Breed 2: Assault	13	-1	0	0,00	0	1.2576352358	13	22,52	100
	Alien Breed 3: Descent	13	-1	0	0,00	0	1.5726107359	13	24,45	100
	Alien Breed: Impact	13	-1	0	0,00	0	0.7501593828	13	18,92	100
	Alien Swarm	66	1.2449160814	33	19,11	50	0.6644752026	33	38,81	50
	Aliens vs. Predator	50	0.8148192167	2	1,21	4	0.4176867902	48	46,75	96
	All Zombies Must Die!	12	-1	0	0,00	0	0.3380272090	12	12,61	100
	America's Army: Proving Grounds	100	-1	0	0,00	2	0.9516384006	100-2	181,15	100
	APB Reloaded	60	-1	0	0,00	0	0.8581176996	60	102,57	100
	Arma 3	47	-1	0	0,00	0	0.0644009411	47	60,00	100
	Audiosurf	19	0.1954772025	2	0,33	10,5	0.1517841816	17	16,25	89,5
	AZMD! Scorepocalypse	16	-1	0	0,00	0	1.0547451973	16	26,21	100
	Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY Edition	47	-1	0	0,00	0	0.3286647797	47	36,39	100
	Batman: Arkham City GOTY	64	-1	0	0,00	0	0.3412350714	64	63,09	100
	Batman™: Arkham Origins	50	0.3090068102	1	0,31	24	0.4191838205	49-11	57,23	76
	The Binding of Isaac	60	0.1830263585	1	0,18	1,7	0.2319736332	59	43,42	98,3
	BioShock 2	60	-1	0	0,00	0	0.8264325261	60	86,74	100
	BioShock Infinite	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.1870489419	50	32,99	100
	Borderlands 2	50	0.7056820393	18	4,63	36	0.3535162508	32	22,42	64
	Borderlands GOTY	50	1.0632820129	39	17,88	78	0.4089867175	11	8,12	22
	Borderlands DLC: Claptrap’s New Robot Revolution	10	-1	0	0,00	0	0.7676194310	10	9,81	100
	Borderlands DLC: Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot	5	0.8549364805	1	0,85	20	1.2598284483	4	5,16	80
	Borderlands DLC: The Secret Armory of General Knoxx	10	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5461223722	10	8,76	100
	Borderlands DLC: The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned	5	0.5956288576	4	2,28	80	0.8667013645	1	0,87	20
	Burn Zombie Burn	15	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5145146847	15	25,74	100
	Capsized	18	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5954027772	18	30,70	100
	Castle Crashers	12	0.5269927382	2	0,83	16,7	0.5954641700	10	10,62	83,3
	Chivalry: Medieval Warfare	49	1.6301248074	24	28,57	49	0.6542552114	25	31,63	51
	Company of Heroes 2	378	2.0839052200	51	75,79	13,5	0.7422564626	327	566,00	86,5
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0,00	0	0.7034091949	1	0,70	100
	Counter-Strike Nexon	196	-1	0	0,00	3,6	0.9368271828	196-7	592,44	100
	Counter-Strike: Source	147	1.3147661686	87	52,04	59,2	0.6086773276	60	69,05	40,8
	DARK SOULS™: Prepare To Die Edition	41	-1	0	0,00	0	0.2318751365	41	32,98	100
	Darksiders	43	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5143500566	43	46,41	100
	Darksiders II	50	-1	0	0,00	4	0.3699639440	50-2	49,79	100
	Day of Defeat: Source	54	1.4835574627	27	32,49	50	0.9155619740	27	38,94	50
	DayZ	13	-1	0	0,00	0	0.8352475762	13	20,83	100
	Dead Island	48	0.6470499635	10	3,93	20,8	0.3041982055	38	32,39	79,2
	Dead Island Riptide	35	0.3014635742	1	0,30	2,9	0.3886001110	34	32,94	97,1
	Dead Island: Epidemic	54	-1	0	0,00	100	0.4545790851	54-54	90,56	100
	Dead Rising 2	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.6673409343	50	80,81	100
	Deadlight	31	0.5753784776	14	5,36	45,2	0.5275703669	17	15,38	54,8
	Deus Ex: Human Revolution	49	-1	0	0,00	0	0.1709490865	49	30,03	100
	Deus Ex: Human Revolution - The Missing Link	10	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5543656945	10	8,78	100
	Dino D-Day	77	1.5517228842	2	2,70	2,6	0.6876117587	75	109,71	97,4
	DiRT 3 Complete Edition	60	-1	0	0,00	0	0.4460508227	60	85,52	100
	Dirty Bomb	77	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5234393477	77	120,04	100
	Dishonored	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.1721596569	50	36,89	100
	Dungeon Defenders	78	0.5282747746	4	1,73	5,1	0.4572699964	74	105,15	94,9
	Dungeon Defenders Eternity	36	-1	0	0,00	0	0.7451273799	36	52,66	100
	Dungeon Siege III	44	-1	0	0,00	0	0.8854441047	44	67,34	100
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim	50	0.1105445698	2	0,18	4	0.1206312552	48	21,54	96
	Euro Truck Simulator 2	39	0.2960738838	2	0,51	5,1	0.1514913440	37	51,15	94,9
	F.E.A.R. 3	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5241893530	50	71,69	100
	Fallout: New Vegas	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.1215074956	50	39,73	100
	Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money	5	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5497740507	5	3,18	100
	Fallout New Vegas: Honest Hearts	5	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5937134027	5	3,53	100
	Firefall	117	-1	0	0,00	12	0.5517328978	117-14	234,88	100
	Forge	13	-1	0	0,00	0	0.6146313548	13	22,64	100
	Garry's Mod	29	0.2822988033	3	0,47	10,3	0.1058337837	26	26,06	89,7
	Gauntlet™	43	0.6052302122	2	0,94	4,7	0.2561762035	41	56,73	95,3
	Grand Theft Auto IV: The Complete Edition	55	-1	0	0,00	0	0.6799669266	55	81,61	100
	Grand Theft Auto V Legacy	77	0.7949831486	17	6,58	22,1	0.2183637470	60	46,70	77,9
	GRID 2	50	1.5799148083	4	3,24	8	0.6196338534	46	53,83	92
	Guns of Icarus Online	849	-1	0	0,00	0	0.4942351282	849	2526,12	100
	Half-Life 2	69	0.6136056185	9	3,86	13	0.4417555630	60	92,15	87
	Half-Life 2: Episode One	13	0.7829613090	6	3,87	46,2	0.6386153102	7	6,63	53,8
	Half-Life 2: Episode Two	23	0.6838385463	3	1,67	13	0.4787678421	20	15,92	87
	Hitman: Absolution	47	-1	0	0,00	17	0.2407786995	47-8	31,07	100
	Insurgency	100	1.9558645487	36	40,72	36	0.4115219116	64	102,70	64
	Insurgency: Modern Infantry Combat	1	-1	0	0,00	100	2.1331760883	1-1	2,13	100
	Just Cause 2	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.1904556602	50	49,81	100
	Killing Floor	285	0.7743023634	7	3,20	2,8	0.3986266255	278-1	358,11	97,2
	Killing Floor 2	307	0.3834985793	3	1,11	1	0.2009321600	304	310,28	99
	Killing Floor Mod: Defence Alliance 2	30	-1	0	0,00	0	2.6682953835	30	81,22	100
	Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning™	50	0.1985189468	1	0,20	2	0.3478403986	49	43,79	98
	L.A. Noire	40	-1	0	0,00	0	0.2832988203	40	33,73	100
	Left 4 Dead	73	1.0007036924	48	30,44	65,8	0.8234770894	25	30,70	34,2
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	1.2168055773	50	33,52	49,5	0.5201814771	51	68,87	50,5
	The Lord of the Rings: War in the North	46	1.2182852030	21	16,26	45,7	0.4684183002	25	29,37	54,3
	Mafia II (Classic)	47	0.8323429823	21	8,85	44,7	0.4598957300	26	20,61	55,3
	Magic: The Gathering — Duels of the Planeswalkers 2012	20	-1	0	0,00	0	0.1630234718	20	8,38	100
	Magicka	52	0.9932599664	26	10,07	50	0.4088970423	26	29,06	50
	Magicka: Vietnam	2	-1	0	0,00	0	1.3302487135	2	2,76	100
	METAL SLUG 3	30	-1	0	0,00	0	0.2415342033	30	26,21	100
	Metro 2033	48	-1	0	0,00	0	0.3579389751	48	57,65	100
	Metro: Last Light Complete Edition	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.4498040378	50	53,62	100
	Monday Night Combat	51	1.1642049551	6	4,57	11,8	0.3772631586	45	84,14	88,2
	Mount & Blade: Warband	80	0.7728915215	1	0,77	2,5	0.3097131252	79-1	69,87	97,5
	Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword	21	-1	0	0,00	0	0.7917532921	21	32,04	100
	Nation Red	145	-1	0	0,00	0	0.2920341492	145	175,93	100
	Natural Selection 2	137	-1	0	0,00	0	1.1027070284	137	380,78	100
	Orcs Must Die!	27	0.4198894799	3	1,05	11,1	0.5461473465	24	25,38	88,9
	Orcs Must Die! 2	27	-1	0	0,00	0	0.2200369239	27	26,48	100
	Path of Exile	127	0.8455728292	3	1,56	2,4	0.4294945896	124	138,12	97,6
	PAYDAY 2	715	1.0422592163	26	11,39	3,6	0.2187209129	689	844,83	96,4
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #01	10	0.2279154658	1	0,23	10	0.0580677167	9	3,43	90
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02	10	0.5235699415	2	0,53	20	0.5354121923	8	5,55	80
	PAYDAY 2: The Big Bank Heist	20	0.0912107527	1	0,09	5	0.1181928515	19	9,65	95
	PAYDAY 2: The Charlie Santa Heist	15	0.3486410081	1	0,35	6,7	0.1883326322	14	6,06	93,3
	PAYDAY: The Heist	48	0.4970071912	4	1,52	8,3	0.7855743766	44	59,55	91,7
	Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year	21	0.3406596780	3	0,71	14,3	0.3091484606	18	12,28	85,7
	Portal	15	-1	0	0,00	0	0.1871273816	15	10,67	100
	Portal 2	51	-1	0	0,00	0	0.1475607008	51	31,58	100
	R.U.S.E	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.2966308296	50	64,16	100
	RAGE	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.2263472974	50	44,96	100
	Red Faction: Armageddon	48	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5861288905	48	59,28	100
	Red Faction: Guerrilla Steam Edition	60	-1	0	0,00	0	0.6510716081	60	106,64	100
	Resident Evil 5	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.4225448072	50	40,49	100
	Rise of Nations: Extended Edition	38	0.7884899974	3	1,71	7,9	0.6304551363	35	49,35	92,1
	Rising Storm/Red Orchestra 2 Multiplayer	140	1.5450483561	23	22,92	32,9	0.7282152176	117-23	235,33	67,1
	Saints Row: The Third	53	0.6667999625	8	2,53	17	0.3056036830	45-1	32,95	83
	Serious Sam 3: BFE	61	0.9337705374	7	3,42	11,5	0.4736136198	54	61,38	88,5
	Serious Sam Classics: Revolution	42	-1	0	0,00	0	0.9152998924	42	76,75	100
	Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter	35	1.6124870777	3	2,59	8,6	0.6054261327	32	54,21	91,4
	Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter	70	-1	0	0,00	0	0.6652417183	70	116,88	100
	Shoot Many Robots	12	0.1907879710	1	0,19	8,3	0.3668792248	11	7,51	91,7
	Sleeping Dogs™	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.1795066148	50	33,95	100
	Sniper Elite V2	41	0.4209541678	2	0,74	4,9	0.2924760580	39	37,11	95,1
	Sniper Ghost Warrior 2	38	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5578199029	38	42,31	100
	SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 4 Episode I	12	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5712054372	12	16,25	100
	Spec Ops: The Line	50	0.5557679534	4	1,64	8	0.4173271656	46	34,39	92
	Surgeon Simulator	72	-1	0	0,00	0	0.1946405023	72	88,59	100
	Synergy	1	-1	0	0,00	0	1.7292617559	1	1,73	100
	Team Fortress 2	520	1.2275692225	332	181,27	64,6	0.4933744073	188-4	175,85	35,4
	Terraria	137	-1	0	0,00	0	0.1220452935	137	133,36	100
	Test Drive Unlimited 2	47	-1	0	0,00	12,8	0.1762800366	47-6	51,12	100
	theHunter Classic	170	-1	0	0,00	0	1.0186110735	170	331,90	100
	Tiny Troopers	25	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5970972180	25	30,25	100
	Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Phantoms - NA	57	1.2566806078	3	3,17	100	0.7314918041	54-54	115,59	0
	Torchlight	66	0.2309723794	2	0,42	3	0.2938608527	64	74,81	97
	Torchlight II	119	1.0209316015	36	11,29	30,3	0.3179704845	83	84,96	69,7
	Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition	30	-1	0	0,00	0	0.3805211484	30	42,32	100
	Total War: ROME II - Emperor Edition	109	-1	0	0,00	2,8	0.1511441469	109-3	118,72	100
	Total War: SHOGUN 2	106	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5140521526	106	166,56	100
	Trine	33	-1	0	0,00	0	0.1976684332	33	31,31	100
	Trine 2	66	-1	0	0,00	0	0.2713586390	66	70,77	100
	Tropico 4	60	-1	0	0,00	0	0.6587717533	60	74,04	100
	Viking: Battle for Asgard	50	-1	0	0,00	0	1.1892324686	50	83,79	100
	War of the Roses	21	-1	0	0,00	100	0.5940334797	21-21	33,77	100
	War Thunder	91	-1	0	0,00	0	0.4788764417	91	152,62	100
	Warface: Clutch	67	-1	0	0,00	0	1.0173424482	67	169,22	100
	Warframe	193	0.3706257045	8	1,92	5,2	0.2485584468	185-2	156,83	94,8
	Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II - Anniversary Edition	73	-1	0	0,00	0	0.6678969264	73	117,78	100
	Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II - Chaos Rising	73	-1	0	0,00	0	1.2153670788	73	138,02	100
	Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II - Retribution	75	1.1765977144	6	4,72	8	0.5134198070	69	100,22	92
	Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine - Anniversary Edition	51	-1	0	0,00	0	0.4174161553	51	57,58	100
	World of Guns: Gun Disassembly	42	0.3022267818	4	0,97	9,5	0.4170335531	38	48,97	90,5
	XCOM: Enemy Unknown	50	0.3047112525	8	1,83	16	0.3013382852	42	33,98	84
	Zero Gear	45	1.6071313620	10	10,84	22,2	0.9160948396	35	52,24	77,8
	Zombie Driver	51	-1	0	0,00	0	0.2758061290	51	47,39	100

Jogos beta

Jogo		#	Conquistas alcançadas				Conquistas bloqueadas
			Melhor até o momento	#	Pontos	%	Próximas mais fáceis	#	Pontos	%
	Company of Heroes 2 - Beta	366	-1	0	0,00	1,1	2.8879795074	366-4	12,98	100
	Patch testing for Chivalry	50	-1	0	0,00	0	2.5314714909	50	146,07	100
	Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad Beta	81	-1	0	0,00	0	1.7310333252	81	126,92	100
	Rising Storm Beta	111	1.7613881826	3	4,06	100	0.9913548231	108-108	245,51	0

Perfil última vez atualizado em 10 de julho de 2015 às 12:51 .

Próxima atualização automática em 21 de outubro de 2026 às 04:30 .