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`Nick

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Rank	375054
Achievements	440 (226.70 points)
Number of games and DLCs	57
Number of all owning games	Game details not public
Badges	12 (3316 XP)
Member since	September 12, 2003
Total playing time	2047.6 hours
Completion rate	0.0 %
Location	Chino, California, United States

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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

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Achievements

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Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	Agricultural Simulator 2013 Steam Edition	134	-1	0	0.00	0	1.3544359207	134	302.11	100
	Alien Swarm	66	0.3877420425	4	1.03	6.1	0.2372196764	62	56.86	93.9
	Arma Tactics	22	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1124938726	22	46.22	100
	Audiosurf	19	0.1954298168	2	0.33	10.5	0.1517723948	17	16.24	89.5
	Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY Edition	47	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3287028074	47	36.39	100
	Batman: Arkham City GOTY	64	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3414100409	64	63.11	100
	Bridge Project	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8277368546	13	18.26	100
	Brütal Legend	59	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4778963625	59	89.72	100
	Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare	45	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2187002450	45	31.00	100
	Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare - Multiplayer	45	-1	0	0.00	0	1.0496464968	45	79.96	100
	Call of Duty: Black Ops	47	0.7498210073	3	1.45	6.4	0.1783448458	44	33.71	93.6
	Call of Duty: Black Ops - Multiplayer	3	0.8609057665	2	1.30	66.7	0.4999090433	1	0.50	33.3
	Call of Duty: Black Ops II	35	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2957604527	35	27.93	100
	Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Multiplayer	5	0.8852606416	2	1.06	40	0.5966835022	3	2.88	60
	Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Zombies	50	1.0926458836	3	2.71	6	0.4920646846	47	63.08	94
	Call of Duty: Ghosts	40	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2046829611	40	23.60	100
	Call of Duty: Ghosts - Multiplayer	10	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5883904696	10	12.72	100
	Confrontation	52	-1	0	0.00	0	1.8524495363	52	120.05	100
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6976037621	1	0.70	100
	Counter-Strike: Source	147	1.2758120298	89	55.39	60.5	0.5869224072	58	65.71	39.5
	Day of Defeat: Source	54	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6992840171	54	71.43	100
	DayZ	13	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8333343267	13	20.80	100
	Eets Munchies	14	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7642989755	14	16.55	100
	F.E.A.R. 3	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5242668986	50	71.69	100
	FEZ	12	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2673591077	12	9.52	100
	Galcon Fusion	136	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8076503277	136	261.30	100
	Game of Thrones	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8272467852	50	74.23	100
	Garry's Mod	29	1.2320697308	5	2.40	17.2	0.1058340818	24	24.13	82.8
	Grand Theft Auto IV: The Complete Edition	55	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6784146428	55	81.54	100
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	0.6595122814	6	2.20	5.9	0.3096654415	95	100.17	94.1
	The Lord of the Rings: War in the North	46	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4571633935	46	45.62	100
	Mark of the Ninja	30	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1815285087	30	23.45	100
	Monday Night Combat	51	0.3772631586	1	0.38	2	0.4925290048	50	88.33	98
	PAYDAY 2	715	1.0548056364	29	13.72	4.1	0.2187662274	686	839.52	95.9
	PAYDAY 2: Armored Transport	48	0.1634252220	1	0.16	2.1	0.2073757946	47	27.06	97.9
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Sniper Pack	17	0.0874417201	1	0.09	5.9	0.1551471800	16	5.87	94.1
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02	10	0.0070070075	1	0.01	10	0.5236133337	9	6.08	90
	PAYDAY 2: The Big Bank Heist	20	0.1673014313	2	0.29	10	0.0912356824	18	9.45	90
	PAYDAY 2: The Death Wish Update	31	0.1114352271	1	0.11	3.2	0.2482660413	30	16.11	96.8
	PAYDAY 2: The Shadow Raid Heist	12	0.0292440131	1	0.03	8.3	0.1729872823	11	3.10	91.7
	Poker Night at the Inventory (2010 Original Version)	20	0.4313167036	9	2.95	45	0.3021064401	11	6.42	55
	Pool Nation	20	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3868880272	20	24.32	100
	Portal	15	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1871815026	15	10.67	100
	ProtoGalaxy	33	-1	0	0.00	3	1.3593432903	33-1	85.30	100
	QuantZ	15	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4344942868	15	25.59	100
	RAW - Realms of Ancient War	12	-1	0	0.00	0	1.1045682430	12	20.55	100
	Scribblenauts Unlimited	25	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3233485520	25	20.97	100
	Serious Sam 3: BFE	61	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3155502081	61	64.80	100
	Sleeping Dogs™	50	0.2930310071	7	1.74	14	0.2958014905	43	32.20	86
	Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army	26	0.2062877268	1	0.21	3.8	0.3173868954	25	21.79	96.2
	Surgeon Simulator	72	0.8062964082	9	4.00	12.5	0.4713599980	63	84.59	87.5
	Team Fortress 2	520	1.0038565397	261	135.14	51	0.3597851098	259-4	221.66	49
	The Testament of Sherlock Holmes	32	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5996390581	32	29.54	100
	Trainz Simulator 12	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8542336822	50	119.59	100
	Trine 2	66	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2713867426	66	70.77	100
	Wargame: European Escalation	29	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6003321409	29	45.08	100
	Watch_Dogs	39	-1	0	0.00	0	1.4005258083	39	75.47	100

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