"I heard a click sound and....am I on the air with Art?"
"Last time here. I need you to listen to me very carefully or we cannot proceed. Please turn your radio off"
"Is this Art Bell?"
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"West of the Rockies you're on the air!"
“I’ve watched 60 Minutes, and I’m saying to myself, they’re motivated, they’re happening, I.E. they want something. Maybe it’s because you’re pissed off or maybe it’s the camel jockies, the hebes”
“Hans, bubbey I’m your white knight”
“Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash”
“Hey, what am I, a method actor? Hans, babe, put away the gun, this is radio, not television”