Once upon a time there was a young gamer. He downloaded steam and he saw he can write a description for his profile. Oh what a great chance to be funny.
He picked a good profile pic and wrote an accountdescription.
The text was provocative but not too much. A little bit offensive but not too much. He was very proud about his profile. He left the profile that way and never changed something.
Years later: I read Dan Browns Meteor and now I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ panicking that the NSA has a huge picture of me hanging after they put my name in a blacklist. THIS is my new discription - Don't want any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waterboarding or Jason Bourne ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coming for me 'cause my younger-me tried to be funny.
But i won't change the picture. I mean...it's too good...this picture is worth everything xD
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