Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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One Life To Live |
1.38 | 05/11/2016 11:13:21 |
Experience your first death outside the Womb Room |
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Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet |
1.96 | 04/05/2016 13:15:17 |
Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper! |
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Margaritaville! |
1.87 | 04/05/2016 12:29:41 |
Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!? |
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Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters |
1.87 | 04/05/2016 12:23:31 |
Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper! |
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Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams |
1.64 | 04/05/2016 12:14:51 |
9/11 was an inside job. |
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Get Off My Lawn! |
1.79 | 04/05/2016 12:10:14 |
Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids! |
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Forever Young |
1.84 | 04/05/2016 12:07:46 |
Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true! |
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Being an Adult is Sad Enough |
1.82 | 04/05/2016 12:05:10 |
Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed. |
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Living Hell |
1.75 | 04/05/2016 11:47:24 |
Die 100 times in Womb Room |
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Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed |
1.87 | 04/05/2016 11:44:29 |
Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?! |
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Which Radical Movement is Right for You? |
1.77 | 04/05/2016 10:22:35 |
Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground! |
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I Don’t Want To Grow Up! |
1.73 | 04/05/2016 10:22:35 |
Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you. |
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Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers? |
1.42 | 04/05/2016 10:22:35 |
Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time. |
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Darwin Award Nominee |
1.77 | 04/05/2016 10:11:49 |
Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd! |
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POG Champ! |
1.52 | 04/05/2016 10:03:43 |
You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything! |
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Everybody Hurts |
1.69 | 04/05/2016 10:03:00 |
Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb? |
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Psychiatrist's Wet Dream |
1.73 | 04/05/2016 09:59:46 |
Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO! |
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Rage Against The Machine |
1.73 | 04/05/2016 09:57:27 |
Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain. |
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Smells Like Teen Spirit! |
1.73 | 04/05/2016 09:54:01 |
Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man. |
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Pet Cemetery |
1.73 | 04/05/2016 09:54:01 |
Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH! |
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Tears From Heaven |
1.79 | 04/05/2016 09:49:34 |
You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes |
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Massacre |
1.67 | 04/05/2016 09:48:52 |
Die 50 times in Womb Room |
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Better Red Than Dead! |
1.58 | 04/05/2016 09:48:21 |
Having a soul is overrated. |
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Early Warning Signs |
1.66 | 04/05/2016 09:46:41 |
Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin. |
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Hello Darkness, My Old Friend |
1.73 | 04/05/2016 07:38:08 |
Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways? |
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Poor Investment |
1.53 | 04/05/2016 07:35:14 |
Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions. |
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Warm Popsicle |
1.67 | 04/05/2016 07:28:57 |
Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle? |
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Angry Video Game Nerd |
1.57 | 04/05/2016 07:20:53 |
You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to. |
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Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son! |
1.55 | 04/05/2016 07:18:53 |
You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer? |
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Curiosity Killed The Cat |
1.32 | 04/05/2016 06:52:38 |
Live 9 lives in Womb Room |
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Hot pocket! |
1.54 | 04/05/2016 06:46:50 |
You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator. |
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0% Chance |
1.19 | 04/05/2016 06:46:23 |
Experience death before being born. |
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Happy Family! |
1.48 | 04/05/2016 06:43:38 |
Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life! |
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One life is enough. |
1.06 | 04/05/2016 06:39:06 |
Live out a single life, then quit the game. |
Game |
Achievement |
Points |
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The Blood of Christ |
2.60 |
Tastes delicious! |
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Irresponsible Parents |
2.60 |
You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate. |
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Future Serial Killer! |
2.60 |
You’ve always looked good in red! |
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But I don’t even believe in Jeebus! |
2.60 |
Just repent on your death bed! |
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In The Ghetto! |
2.60 |
It’s the hard knock life! |
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Participant Trophy |
2.60 |
Everyone is sooo special! |
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Pills! Pills! Pills! |
2.60 |
Pills! Pills! Pills! |
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D.A.R.E |
2.60 |
What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs. |
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Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People |
2.60 |
You can take my guns from my cold dead hands! |
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In The Not Too Distant Future |
2.60 |
At least you still have all those red sweaters! |
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When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest |
2.60 |
Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room |
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Masochist |
2.37 |
Die 1,000 times in Womb Room |
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Life is Meaningless |
2.60 |
Die 10,000 times in Womb Room |