5.1 hours playing time on record
| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
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The End | 0.61 | 07/03/2016 10:01:30 |
| Completed the game | ||||
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Howard's Train | 0.96 | 07/03/2016 09:30:54 |
| Spent time playing with Howard's train set | ||||
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Last Orders | 1.03 | 07/03/2016 09:06:26 |
| Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler | ||||
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Tea Leaf | 0.98 | 07/03/2016 08:38:12 |
| Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp | ||||
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Hypochondriac | 0.93 | 07/03/2016 06:57:58 |
| Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times | ||||
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Wrong Number | 0.86 | 07/03/2016 06:06:43 |
| Spent time waiting for a call | ||||
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Moonwalker | 0.73 | 07/03/2016 05:55:30 |
| Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds | ||||
| Game | Achievement | Points | |
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Completionist | 1.21 |
| Triggered all of the story in the game | |||
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Graffiti Artist | 1.01 |
| Found all the Chads | |||
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Bibliophile | 1.18 |
| Read all of the Bittern books | |||
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Radio Enthusiast | 1.22 |
| Listened to all the radios before doing anything else | |||
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Lost | 1.18 |
| Read all of the You Are Here maps | |||
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Trainspotter | 0.92 |
| Noted all of the train numbers | |||
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Perpetual Motion | 0.93 |
| Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes | |||
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Backtracker | 1.19 |
| Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game | |||
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Open Ended | 1.14 |
| Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc | |||
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Ready Meal | 1.06 |
| Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy | |||
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Passive Observer | 0.76 |
| Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all | |||