| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
 |
Ladies Love Cake |
0.94 | |
| Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
|
 |
Dick Message |
0.91 | |
| Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
|
 |
Ape Gape |
0.88 | |
| Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
|
 |
Better than POSTAL III |
0.88 | |
| Rescued your loyal companion. |
|
 |
BioShocked |
0.86 | |
| Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
|
 |
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad |
0.80 | |
| Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
|
 |
Ginger Mint |
0.76 | |
| Killed Zack Ward. |
|
 |
Rain on your Wedding Day |
0.76 | |
| Reunited with an old flame. |
|
 |
Holocaust: Part Deux |
0.72 | |
| Reunited with an old enemy. |
|
 |
GABAGOOOOOL! |
0.64 | |
| Reunited with an old friend. |
| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
|
 |
My Name is Jesus |
1.12 |
| Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
|
 |
Harder than r/gonewild |
1.13 |
| Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
|
 |
Adderall4All |
1.12 |
| Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
|
 |
PooMasher |
0.98 |
| Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
|
 |
Hobo Sexual |
0.98 |
| Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
|
 |
Ode to Eddings |
1.04 |
| Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
|
 |
Rich on Reddit |
0.99 |
| Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
|
 |
Gettin DP'd |
0.85 |
| Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
|
 |
You Snow Nothing John Blow |
1.01 |
| Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
|
 |
RAFIBOMB!!! |
0.67 |
| Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
