8.0 hours playing time on record
| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
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That Purple Drank | 1.68 | 12/27/2014 03:54:31 |
| Drink an explosion potion. For some reason. | ||||
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Novice Gemologist | 1.26 | 12/27/2014 03:27:12 |
| Craft a rough gem. | ||||
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I messed myself | 1.14 | 12/27/2014 03:07:49 |
| Get brown on you. | ||||
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Master Gemologist | 1.52 | 12/27/2014 02:48:17 |
| Craft a brilliant gem. | ||||
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Adept Gemologist | 1.41 | 12/27/2014 02:48:15 |
| Craft a faceted gem. | ||||
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Journeyman Gemologist | 1.29 | 12/27/2014 02:48:12 |
| Craft a refined gem. | ||||
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I've seen things... | 1.27 | 12/27/2014 02:43:46 |
| Discover the fate of the Hermes Captain. | ||||
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Buff Wreckington | 1.18 | 12/27/2014 02:40:56 |
| Wreck the Buff Mechington. | ||||
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High Definition Piss Jugs | 1.23 | 12/26/2014 02:59:30 |
| Find a jug of piss. For some reason. | ||||
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In the most ass way possible... | 1.81 |
| Defeat the Buff Mechington with a kick to the butt. | |||
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Me time | 1.88 |
| Make a lewd gesture with the Magnetic Inductor while in a bed. | |||
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To pass a man in the woods... | 1.58 |
| Cook and eat human flesh. | |||
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Foul Fowl | 1.79 |
| Soil a chicken with dung. | |||
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Some kind of Irony | 1.92 |
| Kill a chicken with an egg. | |||
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So Shines a Good Deed in a Weary World | 3.61 |
| Return that which was stolen. | |||