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Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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A Hat for each Head |
2.10 | 08/09/2015 20:26:25 |
| Collect those hats and equip each of the 7 characters with a hat! Those hats need to be something else then the default ones. The hats have to be of randomly generated types. They can not be special extra hats. |
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Death in the Inventory |
2.19 | 08/09/2015 20:09:18 |
| This achievement is just here to document this embarrassing incident. Well, some people will insist that managing to do such thing is also a accomplishment. |
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Feeling Kinda Naked |
1.60 | 08/09/2015 20:03:42 |
| Destroy a tier 2 armor or higher till it breaks off and everyone can see your underpants! You better laid out the best, this morning, for this occasion. (Your underwear is generated by a algorithm that takes your personality in account.) |
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Honor To The Fallen Heroes |
1.65 | 07/10/2015 18:44:40 |
| All your dead heroes get saved in the cloud. Somewhere in the menus you will find a button that will lead you to them so you can honor their deaths! |
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Hire Squire |
2.22 | 10/07/2014 20:06:28 |
| And you thought only a fool would want to step into your boots and set out in this cruel world. But here is someone to proof you wrong, that is of course when you give him a nice sum of extra motivation. |
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No More Questionable Quests Asked! |
2.14 | 10/07/2014 19:45:43 |
| Complete all 35 Quests. |
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Skewed Balling |
1.81 | 10/07/2014 19:45:43 |
| Complete the quest for a trickshot where you have to hit two things with one cannonball. [+Quest Reward] |
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Oversized |
2.11 | 10/04/2014 02:10:25 |
| Eat more then humanly possible or horse-ly possible. In the Rogue Rider Mode you have to eat more then the maximum of 10 fat without exploding. You got to use magic to make this possible! |
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Eating a Giant Cake without Exploding |
1.40 | 10/04/2014 02:10:25 |
| Yes, this cake, including the cherry on top, is not a lie! Let your horse eat it and make sure it does not explode while doing so. To clarfiy: the horse is what you have to keep from exploding while the cake needs to get absorbed by the stomach. |
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Legendary Hat |
1.64 | 10/04/2014 01:41:41 |
| It is magical, glorious, magnificent and all out spectacular while you wear it on your unworthy head. Show some respect for the hat and bow in front of it! All glory to the hat! |
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Safety Rope Is Safe To Use |
1.74 | 10/04/2014 01:27:26 |
| Make use of the safety rope while not fearing any consequences which could occur. (All possbile outcomes of the usage have been clearly hightlighted in the fine print of your safety rope manual. We can not be made responsible for any missing manuals that could have been lost in the transport of your safety rope nor will we replace any missing manuals.) |
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A Hat for your Head |
1.43 | 10/04/2014 01:20:27 |
| Hats are head enhancement gear, hats are free, hats can be found in presents, hats are randomly generated, hats can be shared, hats look nice on your head but hats can not be bought. Find one of those hats in the Endless Mode. |
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Snowmen Massacre |
1.87 | 07/28/2014 23:53:24 |
| Make no difference between evil and good snowmen and just smash them all to snowy bits! - Destroy 100 Snowmen. |
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Eating a Giant Burger without Exploding |
1.57 | 07/28/2014 23:53:24 |
| Get yourself a giant meat burger and eat it all up. But first check your belly radius or just pray that you don't explode! |
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Burning Bridges |
1.70 | 07/28/2014 23:26:15 |
| As the old worldly wisdom says: successful men burn all their bridges but only after they passed them first! - Destroy 200 bridges. |
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Banners and Trees Chaos |
1.68 | 07/28/2014 23:25:45 |
| Someone said those roads could even be more dangerous if those banners and needle trees would be knocked over and lay on those roads. Nobody says here that someone should do that. Someone else said your right hand would get cut off as punishment when you get caught. On the other hand someone distributes gold in your hands for each knocked over. - Destroy 200 banners/needle trees. |
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Enormous Crafted Castle |
2.00 | 07/23/2014 20:08:10 |
| Craft the new castle with enough gold and treasures after finishing the story mode. [+Magic Lance Reward] |
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Jousting Redefined |
2.06 | 07/23/2014 19:51:31 |
| You always had a feeling that those bucket's were capable of more. Use your inner rocket scientist, apply higher physic mathematics and calculate the parable with the force and some luck. - Joust 10 buckets or horses into wooden targets. #On-Target |
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Circular Chronophobical |
1.94 | 07/13/2014 00:19:49 |
| Complete the quest for slower time where you have to slow down time for a total of 2 seconds with a single clock power-up. [+Quest Reward] |
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Aerial Attraction |
1.94 | 07/12/2014 23:56:52 |
| Complete the quest for flying where you have to fly a distance of 30 feet. [+Quest Reward] |
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Buckets Full of Lava |
1.97 | 07/12/2014 23:48:32 |
| Sometimes those peasants want to drink something hot instead of lousy water, so you gotta fill some buckets with lava. - Throw 10 Horned-Bucket-Heads into the lava. (Kicking with your foot prohibited.) #Lava-Bucket |
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Destructively Jostling |
1.87 | 07/06/2014 02:51:44 |
| Complete the quest for crushing where you have to destroy 8 things with a single shield and armor power up. [+Quest Reward] |
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Colorful Tieing |
1.90 | 07/06/2014 02:37:20 |
| Complete the quest for rainbows where you have to ride over 7 Rainbows with one power up. [+Quest Reward] |
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Anti Physicalizational |
1.84 | 07/06/2014 00:57:00 |
| Complete the quest for inbetween where you have to be inside physical things for at least 100 feet with a single ghost power up. [+Quest Reward] |
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Little Dragon Slapper |
2.19 | 07/04/2014 06:16:58 |
| They might be little but their fireballs are devastating. It is time that someone cut them down to size with some good old slaps! - Slap away 100 little dragons. |
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Bat Smacker |
1.79 | 07/03/2014 23:59:23 |
| To them you are just a tinned snack. Better don't let them put their teeth in you and instead smack them through the air. - Smack 100 bats. |
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Heavy Bronze Medival Metal Medals |
2.22 | 07/03/2014 23:51:40 |
| Finish all 3 Story mode campaigns with atleast bronze medals in all levels. |
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Bottom to Top |
2.18 | 07/03/2014 23:47:15 |
| Finish the bird's eye Story mode campaign |
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Last to First |
2.15 | 07/03/2014 03:18:14 |
| Finish the first person Story mode campaign. |
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Crispy Critters |
1.96 | 07/03/2014 03:14:06 |
| Sometimes burned and scorched is not enough, sometimes it needs to be really crispy! - Throw 25 creatures into the lava. #Crispy |
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Medival Batter |
1.71 | 07/03/2014 00:11:57 |
| You have to get all medival in this game, when there are no balls you gotta use bucket heads and skulls to make your Home Runs. Just joust them very far! - Make 10 Home Runs. #Home-Run |
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Skeleton Shatterer |
1.91 | 07/03/2014 00:08:06 |
| Those Skeletons are always moving clumsly into your way, make them all pay and shatter them to pieces! - Shatter 100 Skeletons. |
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Pass you shall |
1.70 | 07/02/2014 23:32:15 |
| Let someone else open the gate for you. How about a bucket near to it and if he doesn't get the idea you might need to force him. - Throw a bucket through a graveyard gate. #Bouncer |
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Smashtastictacalur Achievement |
1.64 | 07/02/2014 23:28:53 |
| You truly know how to smash those buckets to pieces when you manage to do it 10 times! #Smashtastic |
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You Got the Power! |
1.56 | 07/02/2014 23:14:45 |
| Unlock all 6 power ups: Big Boom Cannon, Ghost Rider, Pegasus Wings, Second Sight Clock, Shield & Armor and Unicorn Rainbows. [+Unlock Reward] |
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Buckets Full of Water |
1.81 | 07/02/2014 17:28:10 |
| Buckets are not only good for jousting, they are also useful for filling them with water! - Throw 20 Horned-Bucket-Heads into the water. #Water-Bucket |
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The Full Cast |
1.66 | 07/02/2014 17:07:45 |
| Unlock all 7 Characters: the Knight, the Soldier Knight, the Master Knight, the Princess, the King, the Skeleton King and the Horned Bucket Head. [+Unlock Reward] |
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Spider Squasher |
1.80 | 07/02/2014 16:58:36 |
| When you manage this you are a true white knight who throws out each and every one of these that make those princesses squeak. - Throw away 100 Spiders. |
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Beyond Golden |
1.47 | 07/02/2014 03:30:50 |
| Reach a golden bridge in one of the Endless Journey modes. [+Unlock Reward] |
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Bucket Executioner |
1.41 | 07/02/2014 01:04:57 |
| Bodies need to fly and heads need to roll! - Behead 10 Buckets. #Beheaded |
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Bucket Smasher |
1.54 | 06/30/2014 01:42:15 |
| Now you get the idea: there can be never enough smashed buckets! - Smash 100 Buckets. |
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Back to Front |
1.37 | 06/29/2014 02:25:00 |
| Finish the normal Story mode campaign. |
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Medival Michael Bay |
1.36 | 06/29/2014 01:32:37 |
| Add some explosives to a joust and you get a medival blockbuster! - Joust a bucket or horse into a mine. #Bucketbuster #Horsesplosion |
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Smashing Scientist |
1.31 | 06/29/2014 01:13:43 |
| Recipe: take a bucket, then powerful push a wooden stick to the center of his chest. Lastly let it fly with enough force and you get a Smashing. Repeat 10 times for a delicious achievement. - Make 10 Smashing. #Smashing |
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Smashtastic! |
1.03 | 06/29/2014 01:09:07 |
| Recipe: take a bucket and smash it to a Smashing then let it fly for 1 sec, lastly behead the bucket. Shazam you have a Smashtastic! - Make a Smashtastic. #Smashtastic |
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A pooptastic achievement. |
0.95 | 06/29/2014 00:44:31 |
| A horse is the fastest way to travel for an adventurer in the medieval times but it poops. - Let your horse take a dump in the Endless Journey main menu. |
| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
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Nom Nom Nom |
2.12 |
| Eat overall 1000 meat and/or apples in the Starve or Blow Up mode. [+Unlock Reward] |
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Chocolate Apples |
2.26 |
| Let your horse(s) poop 10000 horse apples. [+Unlock Reward] |
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Beyond Spectacular |
1.97 |
| Reach a diamond bridge in one of the Endless Journey modes. [+Unlock Reward] |
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Can't Stop Won't Stop |
2.11 |
| Travel overall 500000 feet in Endless Journey. [+Unlock Reward] |
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Bite the Dust |
2.11 |
| Let 500 heroes die. (Not necessary on purpose) [+Unlock Reward] |
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Heavy Silver Medival Metal Medals |
2.27 |
| Finish all 3 Story mode campaigns with atleast silver medals in all levels. |
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Heavy Golden Medival Metal Medals |
2.27 |
| Finish all 3 Story mode campaigns with gold medals in all levels. |
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Play of Water |
2.18 |
| Big or small, cute or nasty, nice or mean, just you make it splash! - Throw 50 creatures into the water. #Splashy |
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Exploded Steaks Please |
2.17 |
| Just because everything gets more delicious with a big portion of explosives. - Throw a creature into a mine. #Busted |
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Batman Is Not Amused |
2.35 |
| Throw those bats like they were batarengs and hit some bright green glowing popping popculture baloney ballon things in the batcave! - Pop 10 mushrooms with bats. #Batareng |
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Eight-Armed Lumberjacks |
2.18 |
| Lend you some hands or arms, the finger is pointed at those spiders, they are armed with some, lay your hands on them, it is in your hands to use them in a handy way where they will fell some trees for you without you lifting a finger and keeping them at arm's length. A achievement may be handed to you! - Use 10 spiders to fell 10 trees. #Eight-Armed-Logger |
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Toad Striker |
2.23 |
| The want to lick you, take you and then swallow you! Strike them and they might reconsider their plan. - Strike 100 Toads. |
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Hitler's Last Stand |
1.79 |
| You have been chosen to eliminate the most evil snowman of all the evil snowmen! In this completely free DLC special extra mission (that was already in the game and still is) you have to put a lance through Hitler's frozen heart and destroy him for once and for all. (He is hiding between all the other evil snowmen.) |
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Kim Jong-un's Last Glorious Anthem |
1.80 |
| -He is cold as ice -Wins all fights -His cheeks those of peaches -There is nothing that could reach it -His powerfulness and his bum -Only over shadowed by the power of the sun |
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Santa Claus All Around |
2.17 |
| You got to find Santa and then poke him. -Why? Ask Santas glorious belly. It basically begs for it! |
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x10 Scratches Combo |
2.03 |
| Contract an insurance then ensure a big payday by making a scratches combo that it atleast x10. (Yes, insurances work with combos but only in video games.) |
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Time to Grief |
2.29 |
| There is no shame or weakness in mourning on the old mans grave (which is basically the grave of you your previous self). Take this achievement to give you some comfort in your pain. |
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Shopping Tour |
2.23 |
| When you manage to make it to a village it is time to spend all your hard earned gold! Visit all the shops a village has to offer. |
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Bling Bling |
2.27 |
| Carry 5 of each diamond type with you but remember you can't eat them! |
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So Shiny So Polished |
2.23 |
| Equip yourself with the highest tier armor which will guarantee you to make a glorious impression on every knights party. It also increases your chance for survival in this cruel world. |
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Careful! Explosive! |
2.37 |
| Throw a mine bomb and then roll it for 100 knight feed without having it explode. Make sure to make it hop over obstacles and don't accidentally hit the ignite button! |
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Rolling with a 100 Inches Boulder |
2.32 |
| The boulders you are rolling with are the biggest but you gotta make sure to show it to everyone while the beats are banging out your ...wait, just speed it up 3 times with your lance and don't mind any casualties it rolls over! |
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Hard Work |
2.31 |
| Let a Blacksmith repair a armor which is completely destroyed. With all those pieces missing, in no time and that all for a flat price - he really is the most talented and most humble craftsman from here to the edge of the world! |
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The Stairs to The Sky |
2.38 |
| Find and reach the Stairs to The Sky wonder of the world. |
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The Colossus of Bogussus |
2.37 |
| Find and reach The Colossus of Bogussus wonder of the world. |
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The Garden of Paradise |
2.41 |
| Find and reach The Garden of Paradise wonder of the world. |
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The Artifact of Insanity |
2.35 |
| Find and reach The Artifact of Insanity wonder of the world. |
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The Gargantuan Pearl |
2.36 |
| Find and reach The Gargantuan Pearl wonder of the world. |
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The Tree of Life |
2.40 |
| Find and reach The Tree of Life wonder of the world. |
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The Pillar of The World |
2.36 |
| Find and reach The Pillar of The World wonder of the world. |
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Mindblowing Wonderful! |
2.42 |
| Find and reach all seven of the wonders of the world over the course of multiple games. |
