Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Workin' for the Weekend](images/icons/unlocked/52052.jpg) |
Workin' for the Weekend |
0.83 | 07/19/2023 23:20:36 |
Survived Friday. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Do you even Enzyte, bro?](images/icons/unlocked/52064.jpg) |
Do you even Enzyte, bro? |
0.66 | 07/19/2023 23:08:04 |
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![I should buy a boat](images/icons/unlocked/52088.jpg) |
I should buy a boat |
1.07 | 07/18/2023 18:18:59 |
Read the newspaper every day. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays](images/icons/unlocked/52051.jpg) |
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays |
0.78 | 07/18/2023 18:17:28 |
Survived Thursday. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Where's Mr. McGibblets?](images/icons/unlocked/52082.jpg) |
Where's Mr. McGibblets? |
0.82 | 07/18/2023 18:16:40 |
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!](images/icons/unlocked/52073.jpg) |
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! |
0.81 | 07/18/2023 17:56:56 |
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![John Rambo'd!](images/icons/unlocked/52106.jpg) |
John Rambo'd! |
1.17 | 07/10/2023 20:01:20 |
Made a very long killing spree. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.](images/icons/unlocked/52069.jpg) |
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. |
0.73 | 07/10/2023 20:00:58 |
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Chapelle's Show](images/icons/unlocked/52045.jpg) |
Chapelle's Show |
1.00 | 07/10/2023 19:32:54 |
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![FAB-U-LOUS!](images/icons/unlocked/52096.jpg) |
FAB-U-LOUS! |
0.89 | 07/10/2023 16:18:01 |
Wore all three outfits. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![I Am Legend](images/icons/unlocked/52087.jpg) |
I Am Legend |
1.02 | 07/10/2023 15:58:42 |
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!](images/icons/unlocked/52050.jpg) |
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! |
0.69 | 07/05/2023 15:48:47 |
Survived Wednesday. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Gotta pay the Troll Toll](images/icons/unlocked/52105.jpg) |
Gotta pay the Troll Toll |
0.83 | 07/04/2023 16:23:09 |
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace](images/icons/unlocked/52062.jpg) |
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace |
0.83 | 07/04/2023 15:50:12 |
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![It's sterile and I like the taste](images/icons/unlocked/52094.jpg) |
It's sterile and I like the taste |
0.54 | 07/04/2023 15:36:42 |
Sucked down your own piss. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog](images/icons/unlocked/52081.jpg) |
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog |
0.61 | 07/03/2023 21:06:52 |
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Here, Wilfred](images/icons/unlocked/52044.jpg) |
Here, Wilfred |
0.47 | 07/03/2023 21:06:52 |
Gained your first dog helper. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale](images/icons/unlocked/52056.jpg) |
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale |
0.79 | 07/03/2023 20:57:03 |
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![C U Next Tuesday](images/icons/unlocked/52049.jpg) |
C U Next Tuesday |
0.61 | 07/03/2023 20:52:59 |
Survived Tuesday. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you](images/icons/unlocked/52093.jpg) |
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you |
0.53 | 07/03/2023 20:41:57 |
Put out someone that's on fire. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Finkle IS Einhorn!](images/icons/unlocked/52083.jpg) |
Finkle IS Einhorn! |
0.60 | 07/03/2023 20:41:28 |
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![You are not alone](images/icons/unlocked/52108.jpg) |
You are not alone |
0.97 | 07/03/2023 17:38:54 |
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Duck Dynasty](images/icons/unlocked/52043.jpg) |
Duck Dynasty |
0.42 | 07/03/2023 17:35:29 |
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Taxidermy with Chuck Testa](images/icons/unlocked/52046.jpg) |
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa |
0.46 | 07/03/2023 17:24:00 |
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree](images/icons/unlocked/52067.jpg) |
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree |
0.78 | 07/03/2023 17:22:30 |
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway](images/icons/unlocked/52095.jpg) |
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway |
0.65 | 07/03/2023 17:16:29 |
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Officer McLovin'](images/icons/unlocked/52090.jpg) |
Officer McLovin' |
0.49 | 07/03/2023 17:14:14 |
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Someone's got a case of the Mondays!](images/icons/unlocked/52048.jpg) |
Someone's got a case of the Mondays! |
0.44 | 07/03/2023 17:10:42 |
Survived Monday. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Friend of Dorothy](images/icons/unlocked/52089.jpg) |
Friend of Dorothy |
0.38 | 07/03/2023 17:08:41 |
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Lieberman is our Leader!](images/icons/unlocked/52068.jpg) |
Lieberman is our Leader! |
0.64 | 07/02/2023 20:25:27 |
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![R. Kelly's Protege](images/icons/unlocked/52042.jpg) |
R. Kelly's Protege |
0.34 | 07/02/2023 20:24:46 |
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Well, aren't YOU a badass](images/icons/unlocked/52092.jpg) |
Well, aren't YOU a badass |
0.40 | 07/02/2023 19:59:44 |
Kicked open a door. |
Game |
Achievement |
Points |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Michonne ain't got nothin' on me](images/icons/locked/52047.jpg) |
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me |
1.29 |
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Screw Bill Lumbergh!](images/icons/locked/52053.jpg) |
Screw Bill Lumbergh! |
0.90 |
Survived Saturday. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![I swear, I thought it was a home fill](images/icons/locked/52054.jpg) |
I swear, I thought it was a home fill |
0.99 |
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Cesar Millan is Very Happy](images/icons/locked/52055.jpg) |
Cesar Millan is Very Happy |
1.17 |
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Rebecca Black's Nightmare](images/icons/locked/52057.jpg) |
Rebecca Black's Nightmare |
1.02 |
Totaled 30 cars. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Hello, Newman](images/icons/locked/52058.jpg) |
Hello, Newman |
1.22 |
Kicked 30 dogs. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Darth Maul'd!](images/icons/locked/52059.jpg) |
Darth Maul'd! |
0.92 |
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Reddit would be proud.](images/icons/locked/52060.jpg) |
Reddit would be proud. |
1.02 |
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Pussy on a Pedestal](images/icons/locked/52061.jpg) |
Pussy on a Pedestal |
1.19 |
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Uncle T-Bag](images/icons/locked/52063.jpg) |
Uncle T-Bag |
1.21 |
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Running With Scissors](images/icons/locked/52065.jpg) |
Running With Scissors |
1.03 |
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!](images/icons/locked/52066.jpg) |
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! |
0.85 |
Killed over 1,000 people. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Can't Touch This](images/icons/locked/52070.jpg) |
Can't Touch This |
0.86 |
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Fear and Loathing](images/icons/locked/52071.jpg) |
Fear and Loathing |
1.30 |
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Señor Cornballer](images/icons/locked/52072.jpg) |
Señor Cornballer |
1.07 |
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Rick Grimes 4 Life](images/icons/locked/52074.jpg) |
Rick Grimes 4 Life |
1.04 |
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Anustart!](images/icons/locked/52075.jpg) |
Anustart! |
1.39 |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![40 Year Old Virgin](images/icons/locked/52076.jpg) |
40 Year Old Virgin |
1.42 |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![CAN YOU DIG IT?!](images/icons/locked/52077.jpg) |
CAN YOU DIG IT?! |
1.44 |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Planet of the Apes: The Musical](images/icons/locked/52078.jpg) |
Planet of the Apes: The Musical |
1.40 |
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Scientology Level: OT VIII](images/icons/locked/52079.jpg) |
Scientology Level: OT VIII |
1.50 |
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Fur Sure!](images/icons/locked/52080.jpg) |
Fur Sure! |
0.68 |
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Anger Management With Roger Clemens](images/icons/locked/52084.jpg) |
Anger Management With Roger Clemens |
1.04 |
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Shiva Blast](images/icons/locked/52085.jpg) |
Shiva Blast |
1.03 |
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Don't taze me, bro!](images/icons/locked/52086.jpg) |
Don't taze me, bro! |
1.19 |
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Paid the Piper](images/icons/locked/52091.jpg) |
Paid the Piper |
0.93 |
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![I don't need virgins for this](images/icons/locked/52097.jpg) |
I don't need virgins for this |
1.12 |
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![A-Rod Who?](images/icons/locked/52098.jpg) |
A-Rod Who? |
1.06 |
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Door Mat](images/icons/locked/52099.jpg) |
Door Mat |
0.87 |
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Chuck Norris'd!](images/icons/locked/52100.jpg) |
Chuck Norris'd! |
0.91 |
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![One time, at band camp...](images/icons/locked/52101.jpg) |
One time, at band camp... |
1.13 |
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![There's always money in the banana stand](images/icons/locked/52102.jpg) |
There's always money in the banana stand |
1.04 |
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![SCREW that game!](images/icons/locked/52103.jpg) |
SCREW that game! |
1.28 |
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Found 'em faster than GWB](images/icons/locked/52104.jpg) |
Found 'em faster than GWB |
1.07 |
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Gary vs. The K. Man](images/icons/locked/52107.jpg) |
Gary vs. The K. Man |
1.33 |
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![Thanks for the money!](images/icons/locked/52109.jpg) |
Thanks for the money! |
1.02 |
Finished all seven days. |
![POSTAL 2 POSTAL 2](images/games/logos/223470.jpg) |
![I'm not even supposed to be here today!](images/icons/locked/187503.jpg) |
I'm not even supposed to be here today! |
1.06 |
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |