| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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Thanks for the money! |
1.02 | 05/29/2016 04:36:00 |
| Finished all seven days. |
|
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill |
0.99 | 05/29/2016 04:34:00 |
| Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
|
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Rick Grimes 4 Life |
1.04 | 05/29/2016 03:14:00 |
| Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
|
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Screw Bill Lumbergh! |
0.90 | 05/29/2016 01:43:00 |
| Survived Saturday. |
|
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me |
1.29 | 05/29/2016 01:16:00 |
| Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
|
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Workin' for the Weekend |
0.83 | 05/29/2016 00:48:00 |
| Survived Friday. |
|
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Señor Cornballer |
1.07 | 05/28/2016 23:44:00 |
| Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
|
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Hello, Newman |
1.22 | 05/28/2016 13:37:00 |
| Kicked 30 dogs. |
|
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Pussy on a Pedestal |
1.19 | 05/28/2016 13:37:00 |
| Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
|
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale |
0.79 | 05/28/2016 12:55:00 |
| Roasted 30 people with fire. |
|
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I should buy a boat |
1.07 | 05/28/2016 12:49:00 |
| Read the newspaper every day. |
|
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays |
0.78 | 05/28/2016 12:48:00 |
| Survived Thursday. |
|
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Don't taze me, bro! |
1.19 | 05/28/2016 12:41:00 |
| Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
|
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A-Rod Who? |
1.06 | 05/28/2016 12:41:00 |
| Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
|
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FAB-U-LOUS! |
0.89 | 05/28/2016 12:32:00 |
| Wore all three outfits. |
|
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Paid the Piper |
0.93 | 05/28/2016 12:23:00 |
| Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
|
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! |
0.85 | 05/28/2016 12:21:00 |
| Killed over 1,000 people. |
|
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I don't need virgins for this |
1.12 | 05/28/2016 12:16:00 |
| Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
|
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I Am Legend |
1.02 | 05/28/2016 12:16:00 |
| Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
|
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! |
0.81 | 05/28/2016 12:01:00 |
| Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
|
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Darth Maul'd! |
0.92 | 05/28/2016 11:50:00 |
| Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
|
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Door Mat |
0.87 | 05/28/2016 11:50:00 |
| Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
|
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Where's Mr. McGibblets? |
0.82 | 05/28/2016 11:47:00 |
| Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
|
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Can't Touch This |
0.86 | 05/28/2016 11:32:00 |
| Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
|
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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! |
0.69 | 05/28/2016 11:24:00 |
| Survived Wednesday. |
|
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Do you even Enzyte, bro? |
0.66 | 05/28/2016 11:22:00 |
| Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
|
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens |
1.04 | 05/28/2016 11:21:00 |
| Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
|
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace |
0.83 | 05/28/2016 11:10:00 |
| Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
|
 |
Chapelle's Show |
1.00 | 05/28/2016 10:26:00 |
| Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
|
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Chuck Norris'd! |
0.91 | 05/28/2016 10:26:00 |
| Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
|
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. |
0.73 | 05/28/2016 10:20:00 |
| Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
|
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C U Next Tuesday |
0.61 | 05/28/2016 10:12:00 |
| Survived Tuesday. |
|
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare |
1.02 | 05/28/2016 10:06:00 |
| Totaled 30 cars. |
|
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree |
0.78 | 05/28/2016 09:41:00 |
| Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
|
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Reddit would be proud. |
1.02 | 05/28/2016 09:39:00 |
| Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
|
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One time, at band camp... |
1.13 | 05/28/2016 09:32:00 |
| Saved the marching band from explody death. |
|
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway |
0.65 | 05/28/2016 09:30:00 |
| Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
|
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Officer McLovin' |
0.49 | 05/28/2016 09:30:00 |
| Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
|
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Here, Wilfred |
0.47 | 05/28/2016 09:30:00 |
| Gained your first dog helper. |
|
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays! |
0.44 | 05/28/2016 09:28:00 |
| Survived Monday. |
|
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R. Kelly's Protege |
0.34 | 05/28/2016 09:28:00 |
| Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
|
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Finkle IS Einhorn! |
0.60 | 05/28/2016 09:21:00 |
| Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
|
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Friend of Dorothy |
0.38 | 05/28/2016 09:12:00 |
| Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
|
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Duck Dynasty |
0.42 | 05/28/2016 09:08:00 |
| Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
|
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Fur Sure! |
0.68 | 05/28/2016 09:06:00 |
| Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
|
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Lieberman is our Leader! |
0.64 | 05/28/2016 09:03:00 |
| Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
|
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It's sterile and I like the taste |
0.54 | 05/28/2016 09:03:00 |
| Sucked down your own piss. |
|
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you |
0.53 | 05/28/2016 09:02:00 |
| Put out someone that's on fire. |
|
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Well, aren't YOU a badass |
0.40 | 05/28/2016 08:57:00 |
| Kicked open a door. |
|
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Gary vs. The K. Man |
1.33 | |
| Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
|
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Fear and Loathing |
1.30 | |
| Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
|
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SCREW that game! |
1.28 | |
| Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
|
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John Rambo'd! |
1.17 | |
| Made a very long killing spree. |
|
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Found 'em faster than GWB |
1.07 | |
| Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
|
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There's always money in the banana stand |
1.04 | |
| Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
|
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Shiva Blast |
1.03 | |
| "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
|
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You are not alone |
0.97 | |
| Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
|
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll |
0.83 | |
| Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
|
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog |
0.61 | |
| Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
|
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa |
0.46 | |
| Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
