| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! |
0.85 | 01/03/2023 05:15:45 |
| Killed over 1,000 people. |
|
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. |
0.73 | 01/03/2023 03:00:39 |
| Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
|
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It's sterile and I like the taste |
0.54 | 01/03/2023 00:56:27 |
| Sucked down your own piss. |
|
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I'm not even supposed to be here today! |
1.05 | 01/02/2023 02:20:03 |
| Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
|
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Reddit would be proud. |
1.02 | 12/31/2022 15:52:33 |
| Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
|
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Fur Sure! |
0.68 | 12/06/2022 21:00:34 |
| Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
|
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale |
0.79 | 11/01/2018 16:34:09 |
| Roasted 30 people with fire. |
|
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Here, Wilfred |
0.47 | 04/24/2015 15:37:50 |
| Gained your first dog helper. |
|
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I should buy a boat |
1.07 | 03/13/2015 14:56:41 |
| Read the newspaper every day. |
|
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There's always money in the banana stand |
1.04 | 02/21/2015 00:02:06 |
| Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
|
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Screw Bill Lumbergh! |
0.90 | 04/27/2014 04:01:18 |
| Survived Saturday. |
|
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Can't Touch This |
0.85 | 04/27/2014 03:57:00 |
| Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
|
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Door Mat |
0.87 | 04/27/2014 03:44:15 |
| Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
|
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Do you even Enzyte, bro? |
0.66 | 04/27/2014 03:38:02 |
| Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
|
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa |
0.46 | 01/03/2014 21:21:14 |
| Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
|
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree |
0.78 | 12/20/2013 21:09:30 |
| Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
|
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Lieberman is our Leader! |
0.64 | 12/20/2013 20:56:58 |
| Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
|
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Finkle IS Einhorn! |
0.60 | 12/20/2013 20:55:07 |
| Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
|
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40 Year Old Virgin |
1.41 | 12/20/2013 20:49:04 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
|
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Workin' for the Weekend |
0.83 | 12/20/2013 20:48:07 |
| Survived Friday. |
|
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays |
0.78 | 12/20/2013 20:03:33 |
| Survived Thursday. |
|
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FAB-U-LOUS! |
0.89 | 12/18/2013 18:10:07 |
| Wore all three outfits. |
|
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Duck Dynasty |
0.42 | 12/18/2013 18:07:40 |
| Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
|
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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! |
0.69 | 12/18/2013 18:03:10 |
| Survived Wednesday. |
|
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R. Kelly's Protege |
0.34 | 12/16/2013 17:34:37 |
| Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
|
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C U Next Tuesday |
0.61 | 12/16/2013 17:07:17 |
| Survived Tuesday. |
|
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you |
0.53 | 12/16/2013 16:28:59 |
| Put out someone that's on fire. |
|
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Officer McLovin' |
0.49 | 12/16/2013 16:19:55 |
| Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
|
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays! |
0.44 | 12/16/2013 16:14:55 |
| Survived Monday. |
|
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Well, aren't YOU a badass |
0.40 | 12/16/2013 16:06:56 |
| Kicked open a door. |
| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
|
 |
Chapelle's Show |
1.00 |
| Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
|
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me |
1.29 |
| Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
|
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill |
0.99 |
| Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
|
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy |
1.17 |
| Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
|
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare |
1.02 |
| Totaled 30 cars. |
|
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Hello, Newman |
1.22 |
| Kicked 30 dogs. |
|
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Darth Maul'd! |
0.92 |
| Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
|
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Pussy on a Pedestal |
1.19 |
| Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
|
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace |
0.83 |
| Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
|
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Uncle T-Bag |
1.21 |
| Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
|
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Running With Scissors |
1.03 |
| Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
|
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Fear and Loathing |
1.30 |
| Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
|
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Señor Cornballer |
1.07 |
| Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
|
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! |
0.81 |
| Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
|
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Rick Grimes 4 Life |
1.04 |
| Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
|
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Anustart! |
1.38 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
|
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CAN YOU DIG IT?! |
1.44 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
|
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical |
1.40 |
| Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
|
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Scientology Level: OT VIII |
1.50 |
| Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
|
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog |
0.61 |
| Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
|
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Where's Mr. McGibblets? |
0.82 |
| Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
|
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens |
1.04 |
| Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
|
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Shiva Blast |
1.03 |
| "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
|
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Don't taze me, bro! |
1.18 |
| Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
|
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I Am Legend |
1.02 |
| Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
|
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Friend of Dorothy |
0.38 |
| Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
|
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Paid the Piper |
0.93 |
| Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
|
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway |
0.65 |
| Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
|
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I don't need virgins for this |
1.12 |
| Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
|
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A-Rod Who? |
1.06 |
| Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
|
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Chuck Norris'd! |
0.91 |
| Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
|
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One time, at band camp... |
1.13 |
| Saved the marching band from explody death. |
|
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SCREW that game! |
1.27 |
| Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
|
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Found 'em faster than GWB |
1.07 |
| Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
|
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll |
0.83 |
| Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
|
 |
John Rambo'd! |
1.17 |
| Made a very long killing spree. |
|
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Gary vs. The K. Man |
1.33 |
| Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
|
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You are not alone |
0.97 |
| Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
|
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Thanks for the money! |
1.02 |
| Finished all seven days. |
